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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:50 pm
by Nightshade
This morning I saw my balls in the shower. Both of them.
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:16 pm
by Underpants?
:ol: only half the story will only get you half the credit, let me finish drawing the scenario that encapsulates just another day in your life:
and while looking up with a dazed smile upon your toothless blad face, caught a glimpse of that Slothesque mass of skin and misplaced bone in the glass shower door, whereupon you sprayed startled shit all over the back wall, yourself, and the shower floor, clogging the drain. You then spent three hours unclogging the drain, swear words profusely dropping from your bassett jowls while your wife bangs on the locked door yelling "hurry up in there you fucking faggot!"
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:00 pm
by Dark Metal
That was not funny in any way.
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:44 am
by Underpants?
yeah it was.
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:47 am
by E:v:O
Underpants? wrote:only half the story will only get you half the credit
Yes, because you're an expert on halves.
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:40 pm
by Nightshade
Dark Metal wrote:That was not funny in any way.
I'm glad I didn't waste my time reading another one of his over-wrought failures at comedy, then.
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:28 am
by Pooinyourmouth
If I was your "supermodel" girl friend, I'd shove that gerbil strait up your ass.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:16 am
by Underpants?
[lvlshot]http://img99.exs.cx/img99/9749/015gn.jpg[/lvlshot]
tit for diego's tat bootay in this thread
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:29 pm
by Dark Metal
She's been tagged by WYD.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:02 pm
by Pyrite
LOL, who stole Legally Blonde's dog?
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:45 am
by RLucky82
nice all those things do after shitting all over the floor allover the house is yipe yipe yipe.
hahaha consider that relationship over.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:26 am
by John^Rocker
r&r isnt what it used to be
legion..
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:50 am
by LXS_work
what?
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:56 pm
by shaft
forget it.
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:11 pm
by Foo
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