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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:15 am
by Hannibal
I'm partial to Von Cuntor myself. This of course can be shortened to simply "Von" when the rest of the family unit is nearby.... but imagine the comraderie that'll develop when in private moments his full name is used, and you two can snicker together over your little private joke.
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:33 pm
by Nightshade
After much debate, and being over-ruled on my choice of Frylock, the dog's been named Rasputin.
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:59 pm
by seremtan
great, so if you ever decide to get rid of it, it's gonna take poison, several rounds and a swim in the canal
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:07 am
by Scarface
good name, cuz you know the fucker is gunna have a massive cock :icon14:
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:08 am
by Scarface
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:15 am
by ScooterG
andyman wrote:jesus look at the size of his paws....
Word. You know you're in trouble when your puppy's paws are almost as big as his head!
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:27 am
by netrex
Very cute dog
I like the name Orbit, cause he's probably gonna be very tall

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:42 am
by DRuM
I like the name Orbit because that's where he'll probably get kicked into when he shits on the carpet.
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:45 am
by stocktroll
pets are for girls and male fags
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:25 pm
by Dukester
so then by your reasoning, you must have a shitload of pets.
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:27 pm
by Nightshade
Mostly gerbils, I'm guessing.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:50 pm
by Nightshade
Goddamnit, I've never had this much trouble naming a dog. Rasputin is just too ungainly and long. I need more suggestions. Right now the leading candidate is Kronk.
Help.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:53 pm
by shadd_
Jake, big Jake or little Jake.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:27 pm
by ScooterG
Augustus? Call him Auggie (as in Auggie Doggy, from the cartoon....)
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:39 pm
by shadd_
nah, that dog is a Jake.
Augustus? Broke Back Mountain? i see where this is headed.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:57 pm
by ScooterG
shadd_ wrote:nah, that dog is a Jake.
Augustus? Broke Back Mountain? i see where this is headed.
Was there an Augustus in Brokeback Mountain? Or did a joke just go flying over my head?
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:44 pm
by ScooterG
NS, what's his personality like? That should give some clues for a name....
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:59 pm
by CrinklyArse
Call him Qwerty.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:46 pm
by SplishSplash
"Dog"
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:48 pm
by horton
Captain Mazda wrote:Just keep your dogs away from Japanese restaurant owners

moron.
they eat sushi in japan, not dogs.
dogs are eaten in korea, the phillipines and vietnam
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:59 pm
by Nightshade
ScooterG wrote:NS, what's his personality like? That should give some clues for a name....
If I go that route, his name's gonna be "pussy".
New front-runners: Moose, Recon, Clyde, and Florgus(Jimmy Neutron fans will get it).
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:31 pm
by shadd_
clyde is good.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:56 pm
by Pooinyourmouth
I still think Gunner would fit him best. It's an easy name for a dog to hear when you train them too. Keep it 2 syllables or less for what ever you pick.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:03 pm
by DooMer
I call my cat "kitty", and my dog doesn't even have a name. Anything less is for homos.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:49 pm
by Nightshade
Less than no name is for homos? How do you call him? Oh wait, let me guess, the little fucker just KNOWS when you want him to come?
