i remember in primary school

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:31 pm

thats great

none of us would ever dare do that though, except we do got one hot new teacher who every1 behaves for :icon26:

i need some ideas for school

and i will put any funny stories i can thinik of here just cos i can

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:33 pm

out of curiousity, did u go to school with old donny boy?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:34 pm

omg i just remembered lee donovan

you remember those pots and pans for arts class ?

we used to draw them

well lee donovan took a shit in a teapot and left it on the teacher desk

not sure if its funny or minging but either way it made me giggle

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:35 pm

CrinklyArse wrote:out of curiousity, did u go to school with old donny boy?

nah donny boy was in caerleon, a school which we hated :]

me n him met in college

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:37 pm

hehe, love to hate those rival schools :]
right next to our 'royal grammar' school we have a right chav filled school, basically where all the people go who didn't get into our school. They completely hate every single one of us, swear and have a go at us, they soon turn pussy when u give em a bit back though.

fekin chavs

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:41 pm

and i'm all out of stories

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:42 pm

eeeeeeexcept once we were goin on the coach to a field trip, and as we passed these girls they randomly pulled there skirts down and started screaming.

everyone was like
"what. the. holy. fuck?"

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:43 pm

lol, st joeys was a catholic school so we were pretty much rivals with everyone

but, when we went to have injection for the BCG ? we had to go to a clinic and the stupid organisers decided to put st joeys, duffryn and roojmont together (duffryn are our biggest rivals and roojmont was a private school, so everyone hated them)

now before the injection all the schools were seperate, but when we went into the waiting room after the injection OMMG

it was like a blood bath, chairs were being ripped up, people were forcing other peoples heads trhrough the bars on the windows

one of the duffryn kids tried swinging a table and in the process hit himself

me still being a bit dizzy went to dive in on the ruck and just completely tripped over and had a few kicks on the ground

it was madness i tell ye
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duffryn (scruffryn) was right next door to st joeys, and we had the shops and if any scruffer come over he would get it

but they had asda, and if we needed to go over there we knew we were in trouble..... we used to tip the ice cream vans over which were on there way to scruffers :]

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:46 pm

when us borders gotta go into town we're suppost to wear uniform. fuck that... its like they want us to get chased by 5 chavs from central (the chav school i was talkin bout)

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:49 pm

man that sucks, i wouldnt bother going to town

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:51 pm

go with a mate or two and they wont touch u, plus one of me best mates is in like one of the best rugby players in the year, basically u wouldn't wanna cross him :icon26:

and i'm a black belt in taekwondo - not meaning to sound cocky

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:56 pm

hmm i just found out that the guy who invented the word 'dinosaur' used to go to my school

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:59 pm

lololol

aww man i wish my school was famour for somming like that

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:02 pm

For the second consecutive year Lancaster Royal Grammar School has been voted Lancashire Rugby School of the Year by the Lancashire Schools Rugby Executive.

ner ner

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:06 pm

now i look into it theres a lot about my school i had no idea about...

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:10 pm

if i can get a few rugby chums together again ill be straight up your school for a match =P

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:10 pm

if u saw them, you wouldnt say that :icon32:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:15 pm

you aint seen our forwards

joey was 18 stones and could take down a moose

mark the fat italiano was about the same weight but a bit taller and he couldve took on the twin towers without a jet

saysell, mellon, james were all huge fuckers compared to me... and i was no small kid :]

winging was damien merret and not 1 person the pitch ever caught up to him.... ever :]

casey was the tiniest person in the world, but the kid was nippy and wound loads of people up on the pitch.... he used to bring underwear onto the pitch and say to someone on the other team "i knicked these off yo mama"

but yea, our team had some awesome talents, we'd all prolly be pro's now if we drank lucozade at half time instead of having a ciggy and a can of carling

Post by **E:v:O** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:18 pm

When I was 6 I had my Socks confiscated by my battleaxe Teacher Mrs.Wilcox.

They were some novelty socks that I'd just got for my birthday that played a happy birthday tune when you pushed a baloon shaped button on the side. My friends kept kicking my feet and setting them off, she kept warning me to stop it, but they kept kicking my feet, so she made me take my socks off and confiscated them.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:19 pm

you win

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:29 pm

I used to wear knee length stripey socks that are all the rage now, i even used to wear odd ones.

Trend setter or what? :icon31:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:30 pm

lol, ive only chicks wear them

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:31 pm

losCHUNK wrote:although llewelyn did get his head put through the upstairs window by james on exams day, then everyone convinced him it was his fault

I lost two calculators, a tupperware lunchbox, a set of drawing pencils, a camera and lots of other breakable items from my bag being thrown out of the top windows. They should put locks on them

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:31 pm

losCHUNK wrote:lol, ive only chicks wear them

shhhhh

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:34 pm