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Babylon A.D. - 2/10

It's been 3 hours and I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck it was I had just watched.
Basically we have a handful of mediocre action scenes with no correspondence to each other tied together with a storyline created as a half-assed afterthought.

This movie is so terrible you'd almost have to rent it to experience just how bad it is.

+2 points for neat environments though.

Super High Me - 0/10. Honestly it wasn't any good at all. It's a commercial for a comedian disguised as some sort fo pot experiment. It fails on every front.

Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden -9/10
Really good documentary. I liked it more than Super Size Me.

Dark Knight 5/10

Rubbish story line. Ledger was great and the effects were top of the line. I thought the movie had 6 endings and the story was full of holes. I trust the sequel is in the works.

The Dark Knight

8/10 - Heath Ledger's acting kept me enthralled, so did his bespoke clothes. The plot had a couple holes but nothing jarring to the continuity.

Hell Boy 2

Loved this film. Not any more than the original, but just as much, which is something these days. Lots of action, lots of comedy, great film. Loved the visual design of things too, so much more fantasy based than the first one. Over all I heard a lot of mixed thoughts on this one, but I was glad I liked it, and hope they do a third.

Starship Troopers 3 - 1/10
War - 5/10
Stardust - 8/10
No Country For Old Men - 8/10
The Bank Job - 7.5/10
Snakes On a Plane - 3/10
Sicko - 9/10
Idiocracy - 8/10
The Onion Movie - 6/10

Had to check out The Happening for myself.

A lot of people have *one* interesting novel to write, or *one* great film to direct, and should leave it at that.
I'm afaid M Night Shalalala shot all of his juice on The Sixth Sense, which was good.
All the more painful to see that he earned credit with Hollywood whores who make him crank out shit like this.

the sixth sense is overrated

Postal = 8/10 - Completely stupid, politically incorrect, predictable and oh so fucking retarded...but you'll laugh your ass off. Hilarious movie and easily Boll's best.

Death Race = 5/10 - A re imagining of sorts of Death Race 2000 but it sucks.

Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day = Meh/10 - At least Amy Adams is easy on the eyes. I'd fuck her raw.

Tank Girl = 5/10 - Another dumb movie with fuckable hotties in it.

US Marshals = 4/10 - A wasted attempt to milk the popularity of The Fugitive.

Plan B wrote:Had to check out The Happening for myself.

*spoken as groundskeeper Willy*

I WARRRRNED YA! DIDN'T AH WARRRRN YA!

That shitty movie was forged by Lucifer himself!

The Onion movie 7/10

Their webclips are generally better but it still had some good absurd sketches.

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
Tank Girl = 5/10 - Another dumb movie with fuckable hotties in it.

US Marshals = 4/10 - A wasted attempt to milk the popularity of The Fugitive.

Did you take a time machine back to 1995?

GONNAFISTYA wrote:

Plan B wrote:Had to check out The Happening for myself.

*spoken as groundskeeper Willy*

I WARRRRNED YA! DIDN'T AH WARRRRN YA!

That shitty movie was forged by Lucifer himself!

What also didn't help was Zooey Deschanel.
I'm all for chicks doing drugs, but given the circumstances, acting like a spaced out mongoloid flower child seemed a bit "off".

Captain Mazda wrote:The Island - 8/10

Good movie.

lol

Plan B wrote:
What also didn't help was Zooey Deschanel.
I'm all for chicks doing drugs, but given the circumstances, acting like a spaced out mongoloid flower child seemed a bit "off".

I loved the way she exploded in Cloverfield.

Jackal wrote:

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
Tank Girl = 5/10 - Another dumb movie with fuckable hotties in it.

US Marshals = 4/10 - A wasted attempt to milk the popularity of The Fugitive.

Did you take a time machine back to 1995?

Nah...I just happened to see them in a movie list somewhere. I didn't have to pay to see those two turds. Thank god for the internet.

yeah, I'm gonna explode in a mellow, laid back way now.
Don't ruin my buzz, mk.
God, I'd love to poke her.

GONNAFISTYA wrote:

Captain Mazda wrote:The Island - 8/10

Good movie.

lol

lol

Captain Mazda wrote: Stardust - 8/10
No Country For Old Men - 8/10

hohoho

Yea, Stardust = No Country for Old Men

I noticed that too. Shameful.

This is in no way a defence of Mazda...but I also rated both movies 8/10 (I think)

You fags are comparing movies to movies. I rate movies as they stand on their own merits. You guys are queer.

Says a lot really.

Talladega Nights = 7/10 - Stupid but funny.

Doombrain wrote:Says a lot really.

fuck u...

Mr. Holland's Opus 4/10

eh.