Self-portrait thread

[LawL]

god damnit people its an image thread enough jerking yourselves off



Now you may

Stereotypical emo hair style.

[Captain]

i'm an 1/8th Samoan tho.

And 1/2 a retard

[EtUL]

i'm an 1/8th Samoan tho.

And 1/2 a retard

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) 10
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) 10
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) 10
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 10
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) 9
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) 9
Liar Liar (1997) 9
The Mask (1994) 9
Me, Myself & Irene (2000) 9
Shanghai Noon (2000) 9
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) 9
Die Hard 2 (1990) 1
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) 1
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 1

[tnf]

did he at least reach your prostate?

Right this way

[Captain]

2ez

[CaseDogg]

did he at least reach your prostate?

Right this way

yukky

[Nightshade]

Too young for you Casey?

[CaseDogg]

yeah, and i hate things in my ass, feels like your shitting. not cool. all though i thank god for all the dudes that like it.

[tnf]

Do people normally shat themselves clean before someone goes in that route? no offense meant, serious question.

IIRC tucker max had a bad experience trying that with his girlfriend and wrote about it....here's the link:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entri ... .phtml#278

[Captain]

Buttseckz is glorified in pr0n. How is sticking your dick in someone's shitter sexy?

PS. tnf, a friend of a friend of mine had that same exact thing happen to him, minus the camera. Vile.

[inolen]

pic

Why the hell are you wasting a set of Pilot Powers on stuntin'?

Only squids run crap tires.

When you're picking up endos or doing wide, fast circles you don't want crap tires slipping on you.

[LawL]

How is sticking your dick in someone's shitter sexy?

Ask your boyfriend.

[Peenyuh]

did he at least reach your prostate?

And ya know? I saw that coming as soon as I hit post.

EDIT:

[Nightshade]

Only squids run crap tires.

When you're picking up endos or doing wide, fast circles you don't want crap tires slipping on you.

I wish you could see the foghat that lives across the street from me. He bought a ZZR600, because he's a faggot, and he's put front flushies, a pipe, and god knows what other shit on it. His latest addition is a grinning shark's mouth decal on the lower fairings. You know what he did the first day he had the bike? Ran the fucking thing into the telephone pole in front of his house. Motherfucking squid douchebag. He rides with his daddy every weekend.

[Wabbit]

Only squids run crap tires.

I take it a squid is someone who doesn't know what they're doing (or are pretending they do), but why is the term squid used? Just wondering why bike noobs are called squids. Thanks inolen.

[LawL]

A squid is more associated with the idiots you see riding around wearing shorts, t shirts and sandals.

[Wabbit]

Ahh, k. Thanks.

[vileliquid1026]

That's a funny story... I've heard about similar experiences before.
You're dealing with an ass... there's a possibility you'll encounter, you know, shit.... it comes out of your ass.

class over.

[Captain]

How is sticking your dick in someone's shitter sexy?

Ask your boyfriend.

He told me to ask you

[CaseDogg]

Do people normally shat themselves clean before someone goes in that route? no offense meant, serious question.

IIRC tucker max had a bad experience trying that with his girlfriend and wrote about it....here's the link:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entri ... .phtml#278

naw, real bottoms enema there shitters clean before they let a top near it.

[CaseDogg]

...some actually use ass hole sents, like almond or cherry and after they enema they put their little ass fragrances on their shit hole and make it smell real nice like.

[tnf]

if a smelly ass can ruin the mood like a smelly vagine can, that must help.

[Peenyuh]

Nother serious question (goes to mental state):

Still.... I've seen some enterprising ladies take it to the neck straight from the coal dump. Even with that whole "clean" thing goin on, she must have some sorta mental block to overcome. Is the money that great, or are these girls just...pliable?

[CaseDogg]

Nother serious question (goes to mental state):

Still.... I've seen some enterprising ladies take it to the neck straight from the coal dump. Even with that whole "clean" thing goin on, she must have some sorta mental block to overcome. Is the money that great, or are these girls just...pliable?

man, my bad, i didn't get any of that.

[Peenyuh]

I mean... What would motivate a woman to eat a "tube steak" that just came out of the "oven"?

They clean it. They scent it. I don't understand how they would get their mind around it.