Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:22 pm
Ph33r the power of the WYD.
So how does a tree hold authority over a human, exactly? Wouldn't it be better to say rep is a tree, and he was causing some shit, dropping his leaves everywhere, and raw, the human, got sick of cleaning them up so he came over and took a piss on rep and then cut him down and chopped him into equal lengths and sold him on as firewood and turned a nice profit?YourGrandpa wrote:Who said anything about a dog?sys0p wrote: I still don't understand how raw, being a tree, can uproot himself and crush rep. Also, tree and dog have long been friends, since that's a favourite place for a dog to piss, so it's unlikely that pissing on it would agitate it. Also, trees can't talk, because they're trees, so they can't verbally crush anyone. And if raw is using reps own urine, which is a metaphor for his stupidity, then why would the dog care that it got soaked in it's own piss, since it eats it's own turds anyway!?
Put down the weed and step away from the keyboard.
I'm going to help you here because even though this is probably a troll, I'm leaning towards you being too stupid to figure this out.seremtan wrote:so how is a tree an authority figure again? i mean, do you obey trees when they command you? do you look up TO them as well as AT them? or do you just respect them because they have more 'foliage' on top than you?YourGrandpa wrote:Raw is the athority figure (tree)...
i see now that your posts work on many levels, all of them quite sillyYourGrandpa wrote:I'm going to help you here because even though this is probably a troll, I'm leaning towards you being too stupid to figure this out.seremtan wrote:so how is a tree an authority figure again? i mean, do you obey trees when they command you? do you look up TO them as well as AT them? or do you just respect them because they have more 'foliage' on top than you?YourGrandpa wrote:Raw is the athority figure (tree)...
The tree isn't an athority figure, you stooge Raw is. Ever heard of an analogy? Trees are usually large, sturdy and well rooted. As not to confuse you any further, I'll draw a direct correlation between the two. Raw has the lead postions here (large and in charge). What he says goes and he sticks to his word (sturdy). Raw has been here for a long time doing what he's been doing (well rooted). All of those are characteristics of an athority figure.
I'm glad I could help. You're welcome.
You need to quit smoking so much crank. Not only is it impairing your english, it's making you say stupid shit too.sys0p wrote:Gramps lives is a world where tree is king and humans are grown in the ground.
Look at the monkey, still flailing his arms and jumping around hoping someone will pay attention to him...Testoclesius wrote:you need to stop using retarded metaphors that imply nothing that you intend leaving you looking even more stupid than usual as you haplessly fail at defending your overwhelming stupidity
YourGrandpa wrote:Look at the monkey, still flailing his arms and jumping around hoping someone will pay attention to him...
Gramps, you spelled "authority" wrong twice in this thread, as well as "verbally" and "position" so let's not talk about English, PlatoYourGrandpa wrote:You need to quit smoking so much crank. Not only is it impairing your english, it's making you say stupid shit too.sys0p wrote:Gramps lives is a world where tree is king and humans are grown in the ground.
Yeah, let's not talk about that, because you're no fucking genuis and possess no real ability to do so.sys0p wrote:Gramps, you spelled "authority" wrong twice in this thread, as well as "verbally" and "position" so let's not talk about English, PlatoYourGrandpa wrote:You need to quit smoking so much crank. Not only is it impairing your english, it's making you say stupid shit too.sys0p wrote:Gramps lives is a world where tree is king and humans are grown in the ground.
That's "genius".YourGrandpa wrote:Yeah, let's not talk about that, because you're no fucking genuis and possess no real ability to do so.sys0p wrote:Gramps, you spelled "authority" wrong twice in this thread, as well as "verbally" and "position" so let's not talk about English, PlatoYourGrandpa wrote: You need to quit smoking so much crank. Not only is it impairing your english, it's making you say stupid shit too.
Thanks
I'd crush you, just like I do here.Testoclesius wrote:
youre such an attention whore nerdpa
I set em' up, you knock em' down.sys0p wrote: That's "genius".
When you say try, how would you know and WTF is "catch you out"? Is that some kind of Cockney slang? Sound like something a retard would say.sys0p wrote:It's very easy to catch you out when you try to be smart and fuck something up.
you wouldnt stand a fucking chance weaklingYourGrandpa wrote:I'd crush you, just like I do here.Testoclesius wrote:
youre such an attention whore nerdpa
It's "sounds".YourGrandpa wrote:When you say try, how would you know and WTF is "catch you out"? Is that some kind of Cockney slang? Sound like something a retard would say.sys0p wrote:It's very easy to catch you out when you try to be smart and fuck something up.
you make yourself look like a retard and sys0p points it out to youYourGrandpa wrote:I set em' up, you knock em' down.sys0p wrote: That's "genius".
Seems easy doesn't it? A bit too easy at times.
Testoclesius wrote: you make yourself look like a retard and sys0p points it out to youi bet he feels so played