Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:01 pm
Text messages are the shit for stuff like this.SplishSplash wrote:I wrote her text message. She immediately called back and said she wanted to see me.
I'll see her tomorrow.
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:12 pm
Yuck. I just saw her again and she's a total minger. No surprise she called back so fast.
Everytime I drink Vodka something bad happens.
Everytime I drink Vodka something bad happens.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:18 pm
well you already spent 3 hours exchanging saliva with that minger, may as well bang her now.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:33 pm
LOL, at least you found out.SplishSplash wrote:Yuck. I just saw her again and she's a total minger. No surprise she called back so fast.
Everytime I drink Vodka something bad happens.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:37 pm
Practice on the ugly ones.SplishSplash wrote:Yuck. I just saw her again and she's a total minger. No surprise she called back so fast.
Everytime I drink Vodka something bad happens.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:56 pm
funny thing is Tom Cruise is pretty short for a man, only 5'7.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:06 pm
She probably said something similar to her friends...SplishSplash wrote:Yuck. I just saw her again and she's a total minger. No surprise she called back so fast.
Everytime I drink Vodka something bad happens.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:59 pm
sys0p wrote: Practice on the ugly ones.
That way when a real nice girl comes by she'll be amazed by your sexual prowess so to speak.
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:22 pm
What's the story behind olo = lol?Testoclesius wrote:so youve been toldmjrpes wrote:I concur, fucking 19-year-olds is the way to go.
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:16 pm
just another nerdmin trying to deal with my awesomeness mate nothing new 
Re: Fucking 19-year-olds
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:44 pm
homosexual alert!!!SplishSplash wrote:Okay so I met this bird in a club (I don't remember how it happened, I'm still pretty drunk), then I spent like 3 hours touching and kissing and groping and stroking and trying to talk her into coming home with me with no success.
I promised to call her tomorrow after 1 pm, should I do it? Or should I wait another day? Tom Cruise's rule is 8 days, but he also says to tame the pussy, which I've already done. So what's the right thing to do?
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:48 pm
if shes txted back straight away then shes keen
not even the likes of q3w can help you no more
not even the likes of q3w can help you no more