Fucking 19-year-olds

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bitWISE
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Post by bitWISE »

SplishSplash wrote:I wrote her text message. She immediately called back and said she wanted to see me.

I'll see her tomorrow.
Text messages are the shit for stuff like this.
SplishSplash
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Post by SplishSplash »

Yuck. I just saw her again and she's a total minger. No surprise she called back so fast.

Everytime I drink Vodka something bad happens.
shadd_
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Post by shadd_ »

well you already spent 3 hours exchanging saliva with that minger, may as well bang her now.
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mik0rs
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Post by mik0rs »

SplishSplash wrote:Yuck. I just saw her again and she's a total minger. No surprise she called back so fast.

Everytime I drink Vodka something bad happens.
LOL, at least you found out.
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Post by sys0p »

SplishSplash wrote:Yuck. I just saw her again and she's a total minger. No surprise she called back so fast.

Everytime I drink Vodka something bad happens.
Practice on the ugly ones.
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Post by Dek »

funny thing is Tom Cruise is pretty short for a man, only 5'7.
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Cool Blue
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Post by Cool Blue »

SplishSplash wrote:Yuck. I just saw her again and she's a total minger. No surprise she called back so fast.

Everytime I drink Vodka something bad happens.
She probably said something similar to her friends... :smirk:
Ryoki
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Post by Ryoki »

sys0p wrote: Practice on the ugly ones.
:up:

That way when a real nice girl comes by she'll be amazed by your sexual prowess so to speak.
mjrpes
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Post by mjrpes »

Testoclesius wrote:
mjrpes wrote:I concur, fucking 19-year-olds is the way to go.
so youve been told :olo:
What's the story behind olo = lol?
Testoclesius

Post by Testoclesius »

just another nerdmin trying to deal with my awesomeness mate nothing new :olo:
Freakaloin
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Re: Fucking 19-year-olds

Post by Freakaloin »

SplishSplash wrote:Okay so I met this bird in a club (I don't remember how it happened, I'm still pretty drunk), then I spent like 3 hours touching and kissing and groping and stroking and trying to talk her into coming home with me with no success.

I promised to call her tomorrow after 1 pm, should I do it? Or should I wait another day? Tom Cruise's rule is 8 days, but he also says to tame the pussy, which I've already done. So what's the right thing to do?
homosexual alert!!!
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Post by losCHUNK »

if shes txted back straight away then shes keen


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