i bought my supermodel girlfriend a puppy

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:47 am

shuttez le fuque-up, vierge

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:15 am

Underpants? wrote:Flaccid? Hahaha that's a damned good term.

LOL 'loid haircut, bow-tie and the overbite of a fuck-ugly mule all wrapped up in a tight little pencil-neck printer tech package. Don't make me waste the effort.

I've got two balls. Owned. lol.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:23 pm

Post by **Canidae** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:41 pm

testos GF is a dag.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:28 pm

Canidae wrote:testos GF is him in drag.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:08 pm

Canidae wrote:testos GF is a dag.

if you actually knew what 'a dag' meant you'd know there's no way your post made any sense unless you'd hung out with her, which i doubt you have

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:52 pm

Nightshade wrote:I cry myself to sleep at night due to testos destruction of my bald lifestyle

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:53 pm

Doombrain wrote:
Underpants? wrote:Flaccid? Hahaha that's a damned good term.

LOL 'loid haircut, bow-tie and the overbite of a fuck-ugly mule all wrapped up in a tight little pencil-neck printer tech package. Don't make me waste the effort.
I've got two balls. Owned. lol.

i bet thats a great look when youre wearing your favourite bikini in ibiza

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:43 am

a baby carrot and a couple of petit pois in a thong

tasty

Post by **Doombrain** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:40 am

seremtan wrote:a baby carrot and a couple of petit pois in a thong

tasty

you fucking bender

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:44 am

Doombrain wrote:you fucking bender

Post by **plained** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:56 pm

in grade school this kids granny had a couple chiwawa and they would freak right out and bite my accilies tendons, no broken skin or nothing, but kind of uncomfortable .

*yea that dog looks pretty cool in the pic tho, like some charector there ey

Post by **duffman91** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:42 am

Chihuahuas? I never found those dogs to be anything close to cute. I think a more traditional breed would have done better.

edit: do chihuahuas even grow significantly in size? How small is the puppy?

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:38 am

pics on the first page mate

Post by **dzjepp** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:42 pm

My dog is so awesome.

Post by **Furtive** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:27 am

it's Splinter.

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:56 pm

dogs are the exhalted right hand of man, behold the miracle
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Post by **diego** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:05 pm

as is this animal!

Post by **diego** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:08 pm

Noses of animals - with a wide-angle lens!!!!!!!

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:16 pm

diego wrote:as is this animal!

you're such a kidder dieg0, we both know pigs are of no use other than for fucking to you Germans

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:22 pm

..oh that's indeed what you were getting at.

Post by **diego** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:24 pm

hush! he's a castrat!!!!

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:38 pm

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:40 pm

diego wrote:hush! he's a castrat!!!!

LOL! So is BarrenUnderpants? !

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:45 pm

I once took a wrong turn in the hospital when trolling for hot geriatrics and saw the horrid hairless heads of wrinkled and rotting burn victims. They looked about 10 percent more human than you, baldshade.