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I enjoyed that little gallop the fuckin kung fu guy had goin. :lol:

feedback wrote:Well it's no harm I guess, the more people who think they're hot shit, the more fun it is when their reality comes crashing down in a puddle of blood and tears as they wonder why they never learned anything useful.

You mean like when they learn that their spinning reverse dragon kick that they pull of by pushing X, X, Y, Y, A, A, A, half-circle foward, half-circle backward really doesn't do anything in a real fight but set them up to get taken down...hard?

One thing that does surprise me about the fights I have seen is the fact that so few people know how to use their legs effectively, both offensively and defensively (for example a good stance.) I've seen a fair amount, but nothing extraordinary...I've had some fights and had to break them up working at the bar...but I wasn't ever a hardcore brawler like Kracus. And that was for a short period of time, relatively speaking. Breaking up fights was part of the job at the bar, but it wasn't like we had people breaking beer bottles over each other's head nightly or anything. Still, I look back on most of the fights I was in with regret that they happened at all.
But I was glad I had a little clue as to what I was doing - like Feedback mentioned in the other thread, the only way to learn is to work with people who know what the hell they are doing. I was taught 'self defense' - just a mixture of shit that really worked - by my steroid dealer friend. We sparred a bit, he taught me basic shit and what to expect in a 'real fight' as opposed to a 'sparring match.'

Main rule - be as dirty as humanly possible.

feedback wrote:

tnf wrote:

feedback wrote: The stance he took was a fucking disaster waiting to happen. If anybody ever took that stance with me in a serious context, I'd smash their front leg so fucking hard they think they lost the anvil lottery.

Yea, i was wondering why that guy didn't atke the chance to break that leading leg with a simple kick.

cute racist answer: he's mexican; would have been too much work

I thought he looked african american.

I wonder what started the whole confrontation. Like Pauly said, I want to see the aftermath...and what started the whole thing.

My guess is that his people brought a sign into the white guy's school that read "Sick men of asia", and he had to restore his honor.

So sad, haven't we just seen that 1,000 times? When will the madness end?

Synergy wrote:http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Kimbo-Bare-Knuckle-Fight

Jesus fucking christ....

Karate-guy was obviousely bluffing. If it works, why not.

Why does it look like kung fu guy was just throwing his arms out of the way of the mexican's punches? Is this some kind of half retarded fighting style?

Deathshroud wrote:Why does it look like kung fu guy was just throwing his arms out of the way of the mexican's punches? Is this some kind of half retarded fighting style?

Because he was, that punch was a haymaker.

A what?

OH I MUST HAVE STUTTERED, a haymaker

Ryoki wrote:A what?

A wild roundhouse punch, thrown in the hopes that by some miracle of god it will connect. In other words, the same thing that the other guy was doing, but he connected. And used a bunch of goofy, unnecessary moves in the process.

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:

Transient wrote: :lol:

did juggernaut post and then delete that or something?

don't be an idiot.

shut it racist

I was expecting something more than this lucky shot. What a shit stance too.

Best fight video of the year? Rofl, fuck off GH.

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It's still funny to see that smack talking retard get dropped. :lol:

:icon19: that was classic!