Fuck me pumps - who wears 'em?

[xer0s]

Yes... Were you able to appropriate the funds to purchase boots?

yes... were you able to appropriate the funds for a good divorce lawyer?

Ouch

[Dark Metal]

I got a pair of Geox. They're aight.

[vileliquid1026]

The only animal feces I've stepped in is the bullshit you spew around here. I'm far from a cowboy. If you haven't seen anyone wearing those brands of boots, then you probably aren't invited to many social gatherings where they serve more than chicken fingers.

As for your work ethic, I'm sure you give great handies...

That wasn't even remotely clever or funny. Try again.

Dude seriously? These are the fucking ugliest boots I have ever seen. But I guess I would tell my gay stable boys to do my work if I paid a grand for faggy boots too. I also wouldn't respect or do business with someone wearing these.

Or does Geoff make you wear these? In Texas while you clean his pool?

[xer0s]

Now THAT was funny!

[YourGrandpa]

yes... were you able to appropriate the funds for a good divorce lawyer?

Are you sure you want to hook your horse to that wagon? Didn't you learn anything from your homonym debacle? Maybe you should stick to being old and complaining about cheap boots.

[plained]

i have a huge grudge against laces

i knew it

oh yea well i knew youd know!

[plained]

I'm far from a cowboy. .

ey what wrong with being a cowboy!

i would rather be a cowboy than a many other things!

[LawL]

There's so much poor in this thread is pathetic... Pro tip chumps... Anything other than flip flops or sneakers and ur a moron... And obviously poor...

Typical comment from someone who can only afford to wear tracksuit pants.

[seremtan]

Maybe you should stick to being old and complaining about cheap boots.

speaking of cheap: better call Saul!

[Eraser]

I had expected some of you to wear something like this

[YourGrandpa]

speaking of cheap: better call Saul!

see, what you've done wrong here is mixed concreteness with make believe in a way that doesn't make sense. you can certainly hire an attorney named Saul (which handles legal disputes as you rightly say), however the Saul character is a criminal lawyer, since criminal lawyers litigate criminal cases, not family or marital cases - and since you appear to mean this in a concrete sense, it doesn't make any sense. also, make believe lawyers can't offer legal services to anyone since they are actually actors playing a character, which is not a board certified attorney - a non-attorney can't take a made-up case.

[seremtan]

good point. let me rephrase that

Better call [insert name of real attorney who can handle your real divorce on the real cheap here]!

[YourGrandpa]

Gullible nerds are still gullible.

[Doombrain]

Oh just fuck off, brian.

[YourGrandpa]

You still mad about your wagon Dominic?

[Doombrain]

You mad about the man who's ploughing your ex wife and slapping your kid around, brian?

[YourGrandpa]

Too bad you can't make your car fantasies come true either.

[Doombrain]

You're alone lol

Edit:

[YourGrandpa]

You've one munter, two mongs and a wagon, and you're delusional.

[scared?]

I got it all!... ...

[LawL]

I like the way Gramps is so butthurt he is pretending his wife hasn't left him, the reality of it must cut him deep.

[seremtan]

gramps is BOOT-hurt

[xer0s]

lol, Gramps misery...

[Captain]

I like the way Gramps is so butthurt he is pretending his wife hasn't left him, the reality of it must cut him deep.

Gramps' ex-wife had more leather than his boots.

[YourGrandpa]

You losers certainly like to play make-believe. One can only wonder what the next fantasy will be after this one is inevitably dismissed.