so... the circus is back in town *2008 F1 Thread*

[+JuggerNaut+]

wow. that's all over the news in the F1 world too. and by all over the news i mean by a bunch of sites i've never heard of.

[Dr_Watson]

Hardly the most credible news source but still..

F1 boss Max Mosley has sick Nazi orgy with 5 hookers

guy is a dead ringer for max.

i do love that the nazi father bit is all true.
i had no idea that Hitler attended his dad's wedding to Winston Churchill's cousin at Joseph Goebbels's house.

[Nightshade]

Turns out it was indeed Mr. Mosley

http://f1.gpupdate.net/en/news/2008/04/ ... step-down/

[+JuggerNaut+]

lol. step down? wtf for

[Dr_Watson]

hahahaha!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/ ... 663230.ece

Max Mosley, the president of the FIA, has said that he spoke in German during a sado-masochistic orgy with five prostitutes not because he was fantasising about being a Nazi but because several of the prostitutes involved were German speakers.

[+JuggerNaut+]

lol, christ

[Dr_Watson]

almost as unbelievable, when i was reading the times article i noticed that quick nick is in 2nd place.

[Nightshade]

hahahaha!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/ ... 663230.ece

Max Mosley, the president of the FIA, has said that he spoke in German during a sado-masochistic orgy with five prostitutes not because he was fantasising about being a Nazi but because several of the prostitutes involved were German speakers, which he said was awesome because it made him feel like a Nazi. He offered no explanation for using a shitty accent instead of actually speaking German.

[chopov]

Starting order for Bahrain:

1. Kubica - BMW
2. Massa - Ferrari
3. Hamilton - Mercedes
4. Raikkonen - Ferrari
5. Kovalainen - Mercedes
6. Heidfeld - BMW
7. Trulli - Toyota
8. Rosberg - Williams
9. Button - Honda
10. Alonso - Renault
11. Webber - Red Bull
12. Barrichello - Honda
13. Glock - Toyota
14. Piquet - Renault
15. Bourdais - Toro Rosso
16. Nakajima - Williams
17. Coulthard - Red Bull
18. Fisichella - Force India
19. Vettel - Toro Rosso
20. Sutil - Force India
21. Davidson - Super Aguri
22. Sato Super - Aguri

This season really seems to become a fight between the big three...

[Nightshade]

Put a spoiler notice in your post next time, you just ruined Quali for me.

[chopov]

...I posted after the end of the quali so what's the problem here? Just get up earlier...

[Nightshade]

I record practice, qualifying, and the race. Commercials suck, plus the Asian races are on wayyy too late/early.

[Doombrain]

sorry everyone but f1 fucking sucks

[chopov]

So why are you posting here then instead of just ignoring this thread? Fear of being nonrelevant?

...and Nightshade: fuck your american culture of living your life 8 hours later than the rest of the world.

[Doombrain]

No, just sharing the opinion you nazi.

[Nightshade]

...and Nightshade: fuck your american culture of living your life 8 hours later than the rest of the world.

Yeah, that makes sense, you insipid dickweed.

[Nightshade]

I find it awfully funny that when Massa chucks the car off the track everyone's jumping up and down screaming that he's a spastic, etc., but when precious Lewis does it no one says a word.

FUCK YOU HATERS.

[+JuggerNaut+]

...I posted after the end of the quali so what's the problem here? Just get up earlier...

do it anyway.

[+JuggerNaut+]

**SPOILERS**

Pos No Driver Team Laps Time/Retired Grid Pts
1 2 Felipe Massa Ferrari Winner
2 1 Kimi Räikkönen Ferrari +3.3 secs
3 4 Robert Kubica BMW +4.9 secs
4 3 Nick Heidfeld BMW +8.4 secs
5 23 Heikki Kovalainen McLaren-Mercedes +26.7 secs
6 11 Jarno Trulli Toyota +41.3 secs
7 10 Mark Webber Red Bull-Renault +45.4 secs
8 7 Nico Rosberg Williams-Toyota +55.8 secs
9 12 Timo Glock Toyota +69.5 secs
10 5 Fernando Alonso Renault +77.1 secs
11 17 Rubens Barrichello Honda +77.8 secs
12 21 Giancarlo Fisichella Force India-Ferrari +1 Lap
13 22 Lewis Hamilton McLaren-Mercedes +1 Lap
14 8 Kazuki Nakajima Williams-Toyota +1 Lap
15 14 Sebastien Bourdais STR-Ferrari +1 Lap
16 19 Anthony Davidson Super Aguri-Honda +1 Lap
17 18 Takuma Sato Super Aguri-Honda +1 Lap
18 9 David Coulthard Red Bull-Renault +1 Lap
19 20 Adrian Sutil Force India-Ferrari +2 Lap
Ret 6 Nelsinho Piquet Renault +17 Lap
Ret 16 Jenson Button Honda +38 Laps
Ret 15 Sebastian Vettel STR-Ferrari + secs

[+JuggerNaut+]

^ouch, that's ugly, but you get the picture.

well, Hamilton is human, Felipe responds to pressure (in a positive way for once), Kubica not a happy camper, but he can't complain. that circuit is extremely dusty but Massa seems to love it there and it shows.

lol at the Crown Prince of Bahrain barring Mosley from attending the race. good on them.

[Nightshade]

GG Felipe! I swear to god, if he continues driving well and gets replaced by Clownando next season I'll curse Ferrari forever. Looks like Lewham bogged horribly at the start and never recovered, Heikki's making him look bad.

[Dr_Watson]

not sure how much merit there is to that alonso @ ferrari rumor.
Given his giant ego, I don't see how ferrari would think that putting him and kimi on a team together would end well. I think he proved last year that he really doesn't handle inter-team competition very well. Boy needs to learn how to play nice with the other kids.

GG to masa and BMW; being the only highlights to a traditionally boring race.

[Κracus]

So no ones talking about the nazi sex scandal going on in the F1 world? I'm really surprised...

[+JuggerNaut+]

we already covered it.

[Κracus]

Ahhh. must have missed it, sneaky bastards those nazi's.