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DRuM wrote:I've never had any complaints from girls so why are you bothered? Don't you fancy me? You should be more concerned about your tiny cock. You fucking your girlfriend is probably like throwing a soggy carrott down the euro tunnel and never touching the sides

Allow me to disect this flame, it is full of failure.

It begins with the discarting of the previous flame against you concerning your nose size by not denying it but making your weakness your strength by informing us that girls don't mind your nasal extravagance. This could raise mental images of you fucking women with your nose in a sort of extreme cunnilingus act, but well played. It's good to know you've finally learned a verbal way of dismissing these perpetual nose jokes.

You then go on the offensive by asking if doombrain doesn't fancy you. This effectively neutralises your previous point: you claim that girls don't mind, so why does doombrain? The easy retort is: because he is not a girl. Fail. It would have been better to leave this part out.

You then enter into specifics regarding cock size, which betrays either intimate cock knowledge or easily dismissable fantasies. Both make you look like a faggot. In any case, this sort of an insult doesn't really work on anyone past the age of 15. It would again have been better to leave this part out.

Then comes the punchline, the ultimate verbal assault where you stomp your enemy into the ground and feed his verbal entrails to the verbal seaguls. Except you completely fail to deliver. Once again you slide into cock fantasies, detailing them with mental images of grand engineering projects and vegetables. The carrot, symbolizing the penis, is discribed by you as 'soggy', which is of course hopelessly incorrect. Any man with carnal experience can tell you about the vagina's amazing ability to lubricate itself and the inability of the penis to do the same. The mataphor continues, saying the carrot floats down the eurotunnel 'never touching the sides'. Which is completely redundant information that only serves to further destroy the metaphor.

What a worthless flame drum, and what a worthless person you are.

Ryoki

Hey Dom, I noticed you and ryoki having a bit of a dig at each other a while back. I'm not surprised. That stupid dutch cunt gets on my tits too. Ever since he made a funny or two at q3w he suddenly thinks he's the man with all the lines. As if he knows anything about comedy considering he thinks fonejacker is rubbish.

ryoki: "Yeah... fucking terrible... Doombrain posted a bunch of these before. It's just not funny at all... it's hidious and stupid and i'd much rather watch a powerpoint presentation on the prognoses of the salescycle for the next fucking quarter than to be confronted with any more of this completely brainless, profoundly unfunny shit."

What the FUCK do the dutch know about comedy? I'd love them to name one famous dutch comic. I can't think of any, can you?
Anyway, if you ever wanna have a dig at him again, I'll gladly back you up if I see it.

DRuM.

Ryoki wrote:

DRuM wrote:I've never had any complaints from girls so why are you bothered? Don't you fancy me? You should be more concerned about your tiny cock. You fucking your girlfriend is probably like throwing a soggy carrott down the euro tunnel and never touching the sides

Allow me to disect this flame, it is full of failure.

It begins with the discarting of the previous flame against you concerning your nose size by not denying it but making your weakness your strength by informing us that girls don't mind your nasal extravagance. This could raise mental images of you fucking women with your nose in a sort of extreme cunnilingus act, but well played. It's good to know you've finally learned a verbal way of dismissing these perpetual nose jokes.

You then go on the offensive by asking if doombrain doesn't fancy you. This effectively neutralises your previous point: you claim that girls don't mind, so why does doombrain? The easy retort is: because he is not a girl. Fail. It would have been better to leave this part out.

You then enter into specifics regarding cock size, which betrays either intimate cock knowledge or easily dismissable fantasies. Both make you look like a faggot. In any case, this sort of an insult doesn't really work on anyone past the age of 15. It would again have been better to leave this part out.

Then comes the punchline, the ultimate verbal assault where you stomp your enemy into the ground and feed his verbal entrails to the verbal seaguls. Except you completely fail to deliver. Once again you slide into cock fantasies, detailing them with mental images of grand engineering projects and vegetables. The carrot, symbolizing the penis, is discribed by you as 'soggy', which is of course hopelessly incorrect. Any man with carnal experience can tell you about the vagina's amazing ability to lubricate itself and the inability of the penis to do the same. The mataphor continues, saying the carrot floats down the eurotunnel 'never touching the sides'. Which is completely redundant information that only serves to further destroy the metaphor.

What a worthless flame drum, and what a worthless person you are.

jesus

roflburgers

I'm gay.

Ryoki wrote:

DRuM wrote:I've never had any complaints from girls so why are you bothered? Don't you fancy me? You should be more concerned about your tiny cock. You fucking your girlfriend is probably like throwing a soggy carrott down the euro tunnel and never touching the sides

Allow me to disect this flame, it is full of failure.

It begins with the discarting of the previous flame against you concerning your nose size by not denying it but making your weakness your strength by informing us that girls don't mind your nasal extravagance. This could raise mental images of you fucking women with your nose in a sort of extreme cunnilingus act, but well played. It's good to know you've finally learned a verbal way of dismissing these perpetual nose jokes.

You then go on the offensive by asking if doombrain doesn't fancy you. This effectively neutralises your previous point: you claim that girls don't mind, so why does doombrain? The easy retort is: because he is not a girl. Fail. It would have been better to leave this part out.

You then enter into specifics regarding cock size, which betrays either intimate cock knowledge or easily dismissable fantasies. Both make you look like a faggot. In any case, this sort of an insult doesn't really work on anyone past the age of 15. It would again have been better to leave this part out.

Then comes the punchline, the ultimate verbal assault where you stomp your enemy into the ground and feed his verbal entrails to the verbal seaguls. Except you completely fail to deliver. Once again you slide into cock fantasies, detailing them with mental images of grand engineering projects and vegetables. The carrot, symbolizing the penis, is discribed by you as 'soggy', which is of course hopelessly incorrect. Any man with carnal experience can tell you about the vagina's amazing ability to lubricate itself and the inability of the penis to do the same. The mataphor continues, saying the carrot floats down the eurotunnel 'never touching the sides'. Which is completely redundant information that only serves to further destroy the metaphor.

What a worthless flame drum, and what a worthless person you are.

2/10. Tries too hard.
mataphor. Stupid dutch cunt

lets hear your dutch then, you fucking narrow minded prick

oh, and here's another 'true fact' for you

you got fucking served, big time

Doombrain wrote:lets hear your dutch then, you fucking narrow minded prick

After calling me a hook nosed cunt you call ME narrow minded?

oh my god, look at drum obsessing over me

Doombrain wrote:oh my god, look at drum obsessing over me

Oh dear.
Look, please come up with something interesting and funny soon or you will lose my attention very fast. CHEERS!

how about tails of womanizing on a shitty OAP cruse liner, like a bad carry on film.
or the time you went all street and got your hair cut yo

Doombrain wrote:how about tails of womanizing on a shitty OAP cruse liner, like a bad carry on film.
or the time you went all street and got your hair cut yo

Fuck me, you're jealous. How about you tell us all about the 8 countries you visited in a year. Wow, that sure beats the scores of countries I visited every month.
My life is so much better than yours dumbrain, just face it

What do you actually do in your job anyway?

DRuM wrote:What do you actually do in your job anyway?

He's a model, he gets to wear the newest dresses in markets all over the world.

DRuM wrote:

Doombrain wrote:how about tails of womanizing on a shitty OAP cruse liner, like a bad carry on film.
or the time you went all street and got your hair cut yo

Fuck me, you're jealous. How about you tell us all about the 8 countries you visited in a year. Wow, that sure beats the scores of countries I visited every month.
My life is so much better than yours dumbrain, just face it

What do you actually do in your job anyway?

nay0k wrote:

DRuM wrote:
What do you actually do in your job anyway?

He's a model, he gets to wear the newest dresses in markets all over the world.

phew, just in time to cover drum

Doombrain wrote:
phew, just in time to cover drum

Dumbrain the pen pusher

I use Macintoshes

I'm waiting for the dress picture

Doombrain wrote:I use Macintoshes

So you're a key presser. That makes all the difference

sure, there are times i have to press the keys on my laptop.

that's some fucking flame you got me on there....

Doombrain wrote:sure, there are times i have to press the keys on my laptop.

that's some fucking flame you got me on there....

"there are times i have to press the keys on my laptop."

All day

I bet your job is really boring. Take away the money and the gadgets you can buy, what is left?

i love my work, it's fucking great and pays a shit load. the benefits are fantastic and i travel around the world business class.
i've worked fucking hard to get where i am which just makes it all the sweeter.

you carry on, drummer.