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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:53 am
by busetibi
fucks sake, hurry up and die you cunt.
get the cardinals in and pick a new one

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:53 am
by Massive Quasars
Splish you're wrong, his replacement will be more conservative. Such a leader won't be winning over too many recruits either.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:58 am
by SplishSplash
Well, if that is the case, I hope it'll be some complete nutcase who calls for a new crusade.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:09 pm
by werldhed
It would be great if the vatican was doing this as an April Fool's joke. He'll "die" early this morning, only to show up again at midnight in his pope mobile, yelling, "April Fools, muthafuckas!"

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:11 pm
by Grudge
It's 4PM in the Vatican now.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:34 pm
by Fender
Grudge wrote:It's 4PM in the Vatican now.
And bananas are $0.49 per pound. wtf does that have to do with anything?

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:41 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
It's 4:39 at the Vatican now

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:42 pm
by Pauly
hey, remember that photoshop competition we had here?

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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:43 pm
by The HavoX
hey I remember that :lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:44 pm
by Fender
congratulations

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:49 pm
by CrinklyArse
no but still:
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:52 pm
by The HavoX
CrinklyArse wrote:no but still:
:lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:59 pm
by R00k
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:The Pope has decided not to return to Rome's Gemelli hospital - but is being treated in his apartment by his private doctor Renato Buzzetti.

Some observers say this suggests the Pope is too weak to be moved at all.
Or maybe it means he just wants to die at home? :icon27:

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:00 pm
by R00k
CrinklyArse wrote:no but still:
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:lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:35 pm
by CrinklyArse
this one aint as funny:
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:08 pm
by SplishSplash
Massive Quasars wrote:Splish you're wrong, his replacement will be more conservative.
I've watched a couple shows about him in the meantime and JP2 was supposed to be pretty conservative already, so I will stand by my first statement.
The next guy will be more liberal.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:35 pm
by SplishSplash
I think he's dead now.
He flatlined at 8.23 pm CET

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:37 pm
by Ryoki
It's 8:34 in the Vatican now.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:41 pm
by Fender
Ok, here's a question. Catholics everywhere are praying for the Pope. Why? To ask God to keep him alive? To ask God to let him in to heaven. WTF? What is the purpose of praying for the Pope?

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:42 pm
by SplishSplash
Yup, he's dead.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:43 pm
by SplishSplash
Ryoki wrote:It's 8:34 in the Vatican now.
CET = central european time = Berlin, Paris, Rome

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:43 pm
by CrinklyArse
Fender wrote:Ok, here's a question. Catholics everywhere are praying for the Pope. Why? To ask God to keep him alive? To ask God to let him in to heaven. WTF? What is the purpose of praying for the Pope?
To make it seem like they care so they'll go to heaven.
I think its to late for me though :icon34:

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:51 pm
by SplishSplash
Oh, seems he's back now. Thanks to modern medicine!

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:17 pm
by Maiden
Fender wrote:Ok, here's a question. Catholics everywhere are praying for the Pope. Why? To ask God to keep him alive? To ask God to let him in to heaven. WTF? What is the purpose of praying for the Pope?
yeah, if anyone is going to get a free pass, its the pope

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:20 pm
by Guest
Plus if you pray for the pope it gives you brownie points with god doesn't it? I mean fuck, it's like wishing his right hand man some good luck!