Quake3World

it means you love arnold schwarzeneggar like a

pedophiliac uncle who

occasionally abuses giraffes and

kangaroos while dancing to the tune of "YMCA". Usually fLaw

upsets Crapstain Mazduh, who takes his frustrations out on his Real Doll and then

removes his penis from his doll, pushes his chair away from the computer, goes downstairs, gets his mother by the neck and

screams "MOM! THERE'S SHITLOADS OF LIGHTNING HITTING OUTSIDE AND YOUR DUMBASS HUSBAND IS CLEANING THE GUTTERS AGAIN!" to which she responds

with a swift shovel to the face, she then turns round to be confronted by

:S

the Ultimate Captain who stops the lightning storm and waxes Humpshade's bald head. The sun reflects on it and his head explodes, proving there was a small cockroach in a cockpit controlling his flabby body. Finally

Captain Mazda says "no u", resulting

in bitter obsession , and

he crushes the futile opposition of the interweb

in a blender with six eggs, a pineapple, and a pair of sweaty birkenstocks belonging to a tofu-munching liberal flip-flopper called

Klaus Klausters, the head of the Hitler Resurrection army who wore knee-high socks and drank

the empty skull of a madagascar flying fuck and