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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:42 pm
by Guest
andyman wrote:that sounds like a contradictory phrase

I don't think you exist, i wonder if that bothers you. And by wondering if it bothers you, I ponder the idea that you exist. wtf
OR it could be taken as sarcasm at the fact that humans invented god and all these little levels of purgatory bullshit with certain deeds pertaining to certain levels. Of course anyone else with a grade 2 education would realize this.

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:46 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
shut it sackus :icon34:

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:47 pm
by andyman
i replaced the word god for a reason, that way it wouldnt be a religious statement. anyone with a 2nd grade education could see that.

you said deeds, wtfookles

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:48 pm
by Kills On Site
levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:50 pm
by Guest
:dork: Don't try not to sound stupid, you're too late. You chose your icon wisely.

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:55 pm
by andyman
Kracus wrote::dork: Don't try not to sound stupid.
that actually fucked with my head....im tired. bedtime

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:00 am
by Guest
Big surprise...

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:08 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
looks like a bunch of us will be partying on lev 6

if i somehow find a way to belive in god, i might make it to limbo. other very high rating for for level 2

I'm in good company sooner or later from what I can tell based on all y'all's results. Of course at that point all I'll ever be saying is, "it burns!"

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:19 am
by corsair
Chemical Burn wrote:
corsair wrote:Im a heretic, yay.
Good, now go give me all that free ram. :icon25:
heres a coupon, worth 2 pieces of choise on printout:

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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:36 am
by megami
6- The City of Dis

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:53 am
by Guest
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:23 am
by SoM
7

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:39 am
by phantasmagoria
6.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:24 am
by eepberries
First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:23 am
by Dr_Watson
i didn't really ever think of myself as "virtuous" ... but you slags make me look like a saint. :icon32:

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:30 am
by SOAPboy
9

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:04 am
by glossy
Seventh Level of Hell

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:33 am
by mjrpes
Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

you fuckers just got owned.

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 6:04 am
by Arkleseizure
Fourth Level of Hell

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

See you guys there! :)

Re: What circle of hell are you going to be in?

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:11 am
by Fury
Dr_Watson wrote:http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

see you in hell fellas.
wonder if lucifer has a LAN between circles we can game on?
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
6th layer...the one with the Furies of course

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:14 am
by Guest
Already did this, don't remember what it was.

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:16 am
by ajerara
level 3, doesn't sound too bad. As long as there is something to eat there.

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:35 am
by SplishSplash
The crop circle

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:11 pm
by Grudge
So, has anyone here read Dante's Inferno?

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:15 pm
by Deji
scratch this.