So long EJ6!

[Nightshade]

does anyone understand toxic's logic? i sure dont.

He'd have to use some first.

[andyman]

This should be the end all of the rice argument:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 2&q=ricers

[Quadhore]

You're a fucking clueless moron, you have no idea what you're talking about. Go read some literature on VTEC and please don't make any more comments about it.

I'm sorry, but only one of us is a mechanic, and only one of us owns a performance car, and only one of us has ever test driven a vtech car with the intention of buying one, and only one of us drives a car that eats 90% of vtech models for breakfast. Sorry mate, but you're a teenager who owns an automatic his daddy chose for him. you don't even own a vtec car.

So you're a mechanic? Nice fucking carrier choice moron, I bet you hate your life or you're just too stupid to realize that you're not going anywhere and you'll be doing the same thing for the rest of your miserable pointless existance.

You have no idea what cars I have driven and you have no idea what a fast car is. Your VW isn't fast, and why the hell would you compare your turbocharged car to an all motor Honda? Why not compare to a turbo civic and you'll realize that even on stock internals, any cheap civic with a turbo will rape your S3. Does that mean that a civic is a better car? No. It just means that your car is slow.

What the hell is a carrier choice? Make sure you never decide to take up a carrier as an english teacher haha

VW don't make the S3 you expert dipshit

and I WAS comparing my car to a civic, I have done throughout this entire thread, genius. A civic is 192bhp, mine is 300. A civic is fwd, mine is awd. A civic has shitty suspension and flightless steering. Mine has koni coilovers. A Civic has a piddly 190-odd lb-ft of torque. Mine has well over 300. A civics 0-60 is 6.6 seconds, mine is under 6. A civics top speed is 140-odd, and i've had 160 out of mine.

Don't tell me my car is slow when you don't even know who makes it, and especially when you've admitted to never even SEEING one before

Fucking vtech

[Chupacabra]

As terrible as it is, I'd rather have rice than American muscle.

[andyman]

As terrible as it is, I'd rather have rice than American muscle.

[Guest]

I'm sorry, but only one of us is a mechanic, and only one of us owns a performance car, and only one of us has ever test driven a vtech car with the intention of buying one, and only one of us drives a car that eats 90% of vtech models for breakfast. Sorry mate, but you're a teenager who owns an automatic his daddy chose for him. you don't even own a vtec car.

So you're a mechanic? Nice fucking carrier choice moron, I bet you hate your life or you're just too stupid to realize that you're not going anywhere and you'll be doing the same thing for the rest of your miserable pointless existance.

You have no idea what cars I have driven and you have no idea what a fast car is. Your VW isn't fast, and why the hell would you compare your turbocharged car to an all motor Honda? Why not compare to a turbo civic and you'll realize that even on stock internals, any cheap civic with a turbo will rape your S3. Does that mean that a civic is a better car? No. It just means that your car is slow.

VW don't make the S3 you expert dipshit

and I WAS comparing my car to a civic, I have done throughout this entire thread, genius. A civic is 192bhp, mine is 300. A civic is fwd, mine is awd. A civic has shitty suspension and flightless steering. Mine has koni coilovers. A Civic has a piddly 190-odd lb-ft of torque. Mine has well over 300. A civics 0-60 is 6.6 seconds, mine is under 6. A civics top speed is 140-odd, and i've had 160 out of mine.

Don't tell me my car is slow when you don't even know who makes it, and especially when you've admitted to never even SEEING one before

Fucking vtech

Obviously you've missed the part where I said turbo. Your car has forced induciton, the Civic is all motor. Fuck it, even an all motor civic with a proper swap and enough engine work will rape your car on the 1/4 mile. But thats expensive. A turbo is cheaper and you can easily get 300whp (about 330 or more bhp) out of a honda b-series (Integra) or way more from a turbo k-series (RSX-S). Since it weighs a lot less than your heavy Audi (not VW, sorry, I forgot that your car is 5 years old) then it will be easy to beat your car with even less power. So don't compare your 1.8T to an all motor Civic, thats apples and oranges. So what 4 cylinder all motor engine does VW/Audi have? The 115bhp 2.slow

[Quadhore]

What did anything you just posted actually have to do with my reply to you? you ask me to compare it to a civic, so I do, then you tell me that's not fair and that if you spend a shitload of money on a civic, it will beat an S3, but that's expensive, so you then compare my car to an integra!? Then you apologise for calling my car by the wrong name, mentioning you forgot that recently, Audi changed their name to VW, because 5 years ago, the VW s3(Which doesn't exist) used to be the Audi S3. What in the name of greek buggery are you going on about?

So basically, you're saying that if your dad goes out tomorrow and buys you a honda civic, and then gives you thousands of dollars to modify it beyond all recognition, it will beat by car?

Well fucking-a, even my mum could figure that one out.

But HAHA, coz the jokes on YOU, right! Coz, right, if I like go out and get a bugatti veyron w-16 engine, and I fix it to the roof of my car, and then attach a cuiople of rolls royce jet engines to the door panels, it'll totally kill your non-existant civic.

2 fast 2 furious bro

[Guest]

wow you've just proved that you know nothing about cars. gg

[Guest]

You don't even know that VW owns Audi

[Nightshade]

Toxic finds new ways to make himself look like a dumbfuck in every thread.

[Grandpa Stu]

just because one company owns another doesnt automatically mean your buying a product of the parent company.

[werldhed]

What did anything you just posted actually have to do with my reply to you? you ask me to compare it to a civic, so I do, then you tell me that's not fair and that if you spend a shitload of money on a civic, it will beat an S3, but that's expensive, so you then compare my car to an integra!? Then you apologise for calling my car by the wrong name, mentioning you forgot that recently, Audi changed their name to VW, because 5 years ago, the VW s3(Which doesn't exist) used to be the Audi S3. What in the name of greek buggery are you going on about?

So basically, you're saying that if your dad goes out tomorrow and buys you a honda civic, and then gives you thousands of dollars to modify it beyond all recognition, it will beat by car?

Well fucking-a, even my mum could figure that one out.

But HAHA, coz the jokes on YOU, right! Coz, right, if I like go out and get a bugatti veyron w-16 engine, and I fix it to the roof of my car, and then attach a cuiople of rolls royce jet engines to the door panels, it'll totally kill your non-existant civic.

2 fast 2 furious bro

Keep in mind that you were comparing your car to Civics... not S3s to Civics. An S3 is NOT 300 hp, nor would I consider it a performance car. Just because yours is quick doesn't mean it's better than a VTEC.
That said, I'd still rather have an Audi over a Honda.

as to the VW comment, I think he was referring to the fact that VW owns Audi.

edit: too slow. apparently I shouldn't try multitasking...

[andyman]

wow you've just proved that you know nothing about cars. gg

HE'S A MECHANIC YOU RETARD

[Nightshade]

LOL! He's also a mechanical engineer, but little details like that don't stop ToxicSchmuck.

[Quadhore]

VW owns many companies, not limited to audi. I figured you'd get my veyron reference, since the engine is made from 2 audi v8's. Audi also own bently bugatti lamborghini seat skoda, and another company I can't remember. They also share a lot of ventures with porsche(The first porsche designer made the first VW beetle). But that's not what you said. You said you forgot that the S3 was made by audi, because you forgot that it was a 5 year old model, implying that the S3 is now a VW car. So the seat leon is also a VW by your reckoning, and 7-up isn't lemonade, it is infact coca cola, because coca cola own 7-up, or something...But you're right, I know nothing about cars, I only worked in a garage for 3 years before becoming a mechanical engineer :icon14:

Before this thread started you didn't even KNOW what an S3 was. You don't own a single performance car, and you don't even work in the automotive industry. but after a little bit of research on the net, which is clearly all you've done, yuo're suddenly an expert on a car you admit to never having even SEEN.

Just off the top of my head, I've driven a cayanne S, a 911, a clio sport 172, a clio sport 182, a v6 clio sport, audi s3, s4, s8(d3), a lancia delta integrale, tommy makinen evo 6, evo 8, civic type r, bmw m3, 120d, z3 m series, z4, 316i, 330ci, ford focus rs, golf gti, r32, skyline r33 and god knows how many other cars. I nearly had a chance to drive an ariel atom a few months ago.

come back when you've actually DRIVEN or better yet OWNED a performance car. I'll tell you individual quirks about any of the cars I've mentioned, the kind of thing you can't get from anecdotes and reviews you read on little ricer forums.

fucking vtech

you realise how bloody stupid that sounds when you've barreled down a disused b-road in an evo 320 that got to 60 in way under 5 seconds from a cold start.

bloody kids

[Nightshade]

Oh jesus, my sides are splitting...

[Quadhore]

What did anything you just posted actually have to do with my reply to you? you ask me to compare it to a civic, so I do, then you tell me that's not fair and that if you spend a shitload of money on a civic, it will beat an S3, but that's expensive, so you then compare my car to an integra!? Then you apologise for calling my car by the wrong name, mentioning you forgot that recently, Audi changed their name to VW, because 5 years ago, the VW s3(Which doesn't exist) used to be the Audi S3. What in the name of greek buggery are you going on about?

So basically, you're saying that if your dad goes out tomorrow and buys you a honda civic, and then gives you thousands of dollars to modify it beyond all recognition, it will beat by car?

Well fucking-a, even my mum could figure that one out.

But HAHA, coz the jokes on YOU, right! Coz, right, if I like go out and get a bugatti veyron w-16 engine, and I fix it to the roof of my car, and then attach a cuiople of rolls royce jet engines to the door panels, it'll totally kill your non-existant civic.

2 fast 2 furious bro

Keep in mind that you were comparing your car to Civics... not S3s to Civics. An S3 is NOT 300 hp, nor would I consider it a performance car. Just because yours is quick doesn't mean it's better than a VTEC.
That said, I'd still rather have an Audi over a Honda.

as to the VW comment, I think he was referring to the fact that VW owns Audi.

edit: too slow. apparently I shouldn't try multitasking...

All I ever did was compare my car to a civic. I just said that S3's were also generally better cars, because that's plain fact. In terms of power increase, 99.9% of my straight line power comes from a software upgrade.

[shaft]

Quadwhore has easily won the best newcomer of the month. Making both DRuM and TB look like douches all within his first week.

[DRuM]

Quadwhore has easily won the best newcomer of the month. Making both DRuM and TB look like douches all within his first week.

personal vendetta shaft...

[Nightshade]

FFS Methuselah, go fucking cry somewhere else, you bitter old big-nosed cunt.

[werldhed]

Quadwhore has easily won the best newcomer of the month. Making both DRuM and TB look like douches all within his first week.

I thought he was oldschool. Apparently not?

[shaft]

Yeah really...this is getting old. I cant even make observations, or comments without him trolling.

[andyman]

Yeah really...this is getting old. I cant even make observations, or comments without him trolling.

christ man just how hard did you pwn him?

[shaft]

Quadwhore has easily won the best newcomer of the month. Making both DRuM and TB look like douches all within his first week.

I thought he was oldschool. Apparently not?

He is..so technically he isnt a newcomer..but you know what I meant. :icon26:

[shaft]

Yeah really...this is getting old. I cant even make observations, or comments without him trolling.

christ man just how hard did you pwn him?

Put it this way....he has left his PC for about 5 minutes all weekend...and I think it was just to take a pee.