Godzilla pt. II

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:36 am

I sat around close buy has he ran an old CNC

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:37 am

He went to brake and I made a few adjustments and marked parts that were good to see if he would spot the bad..

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:38 am

when he came back he checked his quality like he should have......

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:38 am

but he flawed....

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:39 am

he adjusted the x instead of the y and crashed the head into a part and froze the spindel...

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:39 am

I gave him 30 mins to sort it out.

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:41 am

One and one half hours latter he was askin for help from one of the newest full timers...

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:42 am

Bad call on his part, he shoulda just asked me as I was only one machine over...

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:43 am

New hire full timer instructed him to get me but he didnt.

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:44 am

SO he spent the next 3 hours tring to find the program for that cnc.

Many edits later and he had it running...

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:44 am

But he didnt fix the the original fuck up and it crashed again.

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:45 am

Four oclock ran up, no production of these parts and a flusterd kid latter, I told him not to come back.

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:47 am

Reasons,

Over 40k in lost production

Well over 10k for damaged machinery and tooling

You aint got the skills.

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:48 am

Ive had younger come in new like that that spoted the right problems, and went on about the day.

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:49 am

So word up kids.

Stay on your toes when your a new hire in a technical trade as such.

You may think your smart, untill proven diffrent.

Post by **Survivor** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:14 pm

Shmuts zegt:
die/please/now
Survivor zegt:
I choose please
Shmuts zegt:
sorry, currently out of stocl
Shmuts zegt:
also out of stock
Survivor zegt:
i don't want stocl i want please
Shmuts zegt:
out of please
Survivor zegt:
that isn't a correct sentence
Shmuts zegt:
Sorry, we are currently out of the product "please".
Survivor zegt:
Give me some beer then
Shmuts zegt:
Sorry, we are currently out of the product "beer".
Survivor zegt:
bollocks
Shmuts zegt:
Sorry, we are currently out of the product "bollocks"

Post by **Survivor** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:17 pm

In honor of the guy on this this forum with a tumor in his face and a crinkly arse

Shmuts zegt:
but there isnt much point
Survivor zegt:
Because it comes down to meaning the same thing doesn't it
Shmuts zegt:
um, no
Shmuts zegt:
in the end i still win
Survivor zegt:
Doesn't matter anymore does it
Survivor zegt:
do you now?
Shmuts zegt:
as i am not dutch
Shmuts zegt:
and you are
Survivor zegt:
You have a tumor in your face, and i do not
Survivor zegt:
wish to repeat?
Shmuts zegt:
...
Shmuts zegt:
got me there
Shmuts zegt:
good job i'm not known as shmuts anywhere
Survivor zegt:
Indeed

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:14 pm

I don't know what you're trying to imply.

Post by **werldhed** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:30 am

You don't exist for this topic, jerk. :icon33:

Post by **werldhed** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:41 am

Page 128?

Post by **werldhed** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:42 am

Woo-hoo!

Post by **werldhed** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:45 am

Avoiding homework

Post by **werldhed** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:46 am

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Post by **werldhed** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:46 am

Avoiding homework

Post by **werldhed** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:47 am

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