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Captain Mazda wrote:Faggot, she's an amazing actress.

You're a very sad little runt.

Dawn of the Dead (2004): 3/10 The beginning is good, a chunk or two near the end as well---but in between it is a big fucking snore.

apart from that business with the baby and the teenage girl only ever surfacing when they needed her to do something wet or stupid, i thought that was a great movie.

4days wrote:teenage girl only ever surfacing when they needed her to do something wet or stupid, i thought that was a great movie.

lol, can't sell a zombie flick without tits.

She got chainsawed to bits though.

Air Force One = 1/10 - Oh my fucking god.

If you thought Armageddon, Independence Day or Black Hawk Down would go down in history as the worst examples of blowing "patriotic" smoke up people's asses, you'd be mistaken. This film is without a doubt one of the most clichéd, fascist anal discharges of pro-American propaganda ever green-lighted by some big-nosed Hollywood jew. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

A shit-caked Michael Bay-type movie that just gets worse as it goes on. I think the only proof I can find for the existence of God is that this film ended...worse than watching a close-up dump of fresh man-paste from the puckered starfish of some ball-gag loving, hairy-assed queercunt while simultaneously skull-fucking a cheese sandwich. Only sister-porkin Cletus Barefoot runnin toothless in the Ozarks (or some big-nosed Hollywood jew) would think this movie didn't suck sweaty mountain goat balls.

It started off ok, but then continued circling the bowl until everyone on the project stopped caring and got it done just so they could stop working on it.

Perfume 7.5/10 fucking weird movie
Dirty Sanchez: The Movie ??/10 what in the flaming fuck, those guys eat Jackass as breakfast.

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Air Force One = 1/10 - Oh my fucking god.

So you could say the film is '"Air Force One - out of Ten"


ROFLHAHA

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Air Force One = 1/10 - Oh my fucking god.

If you thought Armageddon, Independence Day or Black Hawk Down would go down in history as the worst examples of blowing "patriotic" smoke up people's asses, you'd be mistaken. This film is without a doubt one of the most clichéd, fascist anal discharges of pro-American propaganda ever green-lighted by some big-nosed Hollywood jew. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

A shit-caked Michael Bay-type movie that just gets worse as it goes on. I think the only proof I can find for the existence of God is that this film ended...worse than watching a close-up dump of fresh man-paste from the puckered starfish of some ball-gag loving, hairy-assed queercunt while simultaneously skull-fucking a cheese sandwich. Only sister-porkin Cletus Barefoot runnin toothless in the Ozarks (or some big-nosed Hollywood jew) would think this movie didn't suck sweaty mountain goat balls.

It started off ok, but then continued circling the bowl until everyone on the project stopped caring and got it done just so they could stop working on it.

It has Gary Oldman playing the villain. I'd say that's worth another point.

300 6/10

A lot of screaming and violent decapitations didn't make up for it feeling empty and wrong on all fronts. Some nice shots though.

aw, come on. air force one is like 10 years old. a little clinton-era patriotism (vaguely in the tom lcancy genre) wasn't nearly as filthy as any given episode of 24.

anyway
The Fountain - 2/10
It got three points for being pretty, then minus one for being completely gay. Worst attempt to be artsy/spiritual/religious about cancer since Phenomenon.

Fuck
That
Noise

"sister-porking Cletus Barefoot"

menkent wrote:aw, come on. air force one is like 10 years old. a little clinton-era patriotism (vaguely in the tom lcancy genre) wasn't nearly as filthy as any given episode of 24.

anyway
The Fountain - 2/10
It got three points for being pretty, then minus one for being completely gay. Worst attempt to be artsy/spiritual/religious about cancer since Phenomenon.

Fuck
That
Noise

Wow, I don't think you understood The Fountain at all.

The Fountain - 7/10

And I got forced into watching the romantic comedy Music and Lyrics last night. I actually laughed - 5/10

i thin i understood it pretty fucking well. it was gay.

menkent wrote:i thin i understood it pretty fucking well. it was gay.

Considering you thought it was about cancer, no you didn't.

Lords of Dogtown - lol70's - 6.5/10

Ghostbusters II - 8/10

Jackal wrote:

menkent wrote:i thin i understood it pretty fucking well. it was gay.

Considering you thought it was about cancer, no you didn't.

oh yea, no cancer in the fucking movie. right. my bad.

so you want to say it was about fusing mayan and christian mythology? a visual representation of a love poem?

the movie blew. go away.

lol @ movie elitists and the absurdity of 'you're wrong' in this context.

Georgia Rule 3/10

I had to go watch it with my girl. So fuck off.

Foo wrote:lol @ movie elitists and the absurdity of 'you're wrong' in this context.

You're wrong.

Jackal

10/10

i spec'ed that ani movie Cars

haha Kachow! i liked it

I watched Music and Lyrics with the wife last night and got some cheap laughs off of the initial "pop" 80s video because they made that parody into a spot-on example of all the cliches you'd see in an 80s video (the guy singing the lyrics to the song as he pleads with his girl, the outfits, etc.) All those movies are the same (50 first dates, that one with Jimmie fallon and the red sox, the wedding singer...) I'd also give it a 5/10.

Rented Pan's labyrinth and will probably watch that today. Read some online reviews and saw some great ones - for example - NOT IN ENGLISH AND NOT GOOD FOR KIDS. TOO DEPRESSING.

A foreign film not in English?? Prime example of some people who are too stupid to deserve an opinion.

ghost rider 4/10 .. meh.. better than spiderman 3 but still bad.. sup with the comic adaptions latlely.. everything is crap..

POTC 3

6.5/10 was funny, not bad and not great