The last movie you saw

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:26 pm

Captain Mazda wrote:Faggot, she's an amazing actress.

You're a very sad little runt.

Post by **Hannibal** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:45 pm

Dawn of the Dead (2004): 3/10 The beginning is good, a chunk or two near the end as well---but in between it is a big fucking snore.

Post by **4days** » Sat May 26, 2007 11:20 pm

apart from that business with the baby and the teenage girl only ever surfacing when they needed her to do something wet or stupid, i thought that was a great movie.

Post by **Captain** » Sat May 26, 2007 11:30 pm

4days wrote:teenage girl only ever surfacing when they needed her to do something wet or stupid, i thought that was a great movie.

lol, can't sell a zombie flick without tits.

She got chainsawed to bits though.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sun May 27, 2007 3:54 am

Air Force One = 1/10 - Oh my fucking god.

If you thought Armageddon, Independence Day or Black Hawk Down would go down in history as the worst examples of blowing "patriotic" smoke up people's asses, you'd be mistaken. This film is without a doubt one of the most clichéd, fascist anal discharges of pro-American propaganda ever green-lighted by some big-nosed Hollywood jew. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

A shit-caked Michael Bay-type movie that just gets worse as it goes on. I think the only proof I can find for the existence of God is that this film ended...worse than watching a close-up dump of fresh man-paste from the puckered starfish of some ball-gag loving, hairy-assed queercunt while simultaneously skull-fucking a cheese sandwich. Only sister-porkin Cletus Barefoot runnin toothless in the Ozarks (or some big-nosed Hollywood jew) would think this movie didn't suck sweaty mountain goat balls.

It started off ok, but then continued circling the bowl until everyone on the project stopped caring and got it done just so they could stop working on it.

Post by **MaCaBr3** » Sun May 27, 2007 4:16 am

Perfume 7.5/10 fucking weird movie
Dirty Sanchez: The Movie ??/10 what in the flaming fuck, those guys eat Jackass as breakfast.

Post by **Pauly** » Sun May 27, 2007 8:54 am

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Air Force One = 1/10 - Oh my fucking god.

So you could say the film is '"Air Force One - out of Ten"

ROFLHAHA

Post by **Captain** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:01 am

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Air Force One = 1/10 - Oh my fucking god.

If you thought Armageddon, Independence Day or Black Hawk Down would go down in history as the worst examples of blowing "patriotic" smoke up people's asses, you'd be mistaken. This film is without a doubt one of the most clichéd, fascist anal discharges of pro-American propaganda ever green-lighted by some big-nosed Hollywood jew. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

A shit-caked Michael Bay-type movie that just gets worse as it goes on. I think the only proof I can find for the existence of God is that this film ended...worse than watching a close-up dump of fresh man-paste from the puckered starfish of some ball-gag loving, hairy-assed queercunt while simultaneously skull-fucking a cheese sandwich. Only sister-porkin Cletus Barefoot runnin toothless in the Ozarks (or some big-nosed Hollywood jew) would think this movie didn't suck sweaty mountain goat balls.

It started off ok, but then continued circling the bowl until everyone on the project stopped caring and got it done just so they could stop working on it.

Post by **Grudge** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:48 am

It has Gary Oldman playing the villain. I'd say that's worth another point.

Post by **Ryoki** » Sun May 27, 2007 10:42 am

300 6/10

A lot of screaming and violent decapitations didn't make up for it feeling empty and wrong on all fronts. Some nice shots though.

Post by **menkent** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:59 am

aw, come on. air force one is like 10 years old. a little clinton-era patriotism (vaguely in the tom lcancy genre) wasn't nearly as filthy as any given episode of 24.

anyway
The Fountain - 2/10
It got three points for being pretty, then minus one for being completely gay. Worst attempt to be artsy/spiritual/religious about cancer since Phenomenon.

Fuck
That
Noise

Post by **MKJ** » Mon May 28, 2007 10:36 am

"sister-porking Cletus Barefoot"

Post by **Jackal** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:37 am

menkent wrote:aw, come on. air force one is like 10 years old. a little clinton-era patriotism (vaguely in the tom lcancy genre) wasn't nearly as filthy as any given episode of 24.

anyway
The Fountain - 2/10
It got three points for being pretty, then minus one for being completely gay. Worst attempt to be artsy/spiritual/religious about cancer since Phenomenon.

Fuck
That
Noise

Wow, I don't think you understood The Fountain at all.

The Fountain - 7/10

And I got forced into watching the romantic comedy Music and Lyrics last night. I actually laughed - 5/10

Post by **menkent** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:33 pm

i thin i understood it pretty fucking well. it was gay.

Post by **Jackal** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:59 pm

menkent wrote:i thin i understood it pretty fucking well. it was gay.

Considering you thought it was about cancer, no you didn't.

Post by **shiv4** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:28 pm

Lords of Dogtown - lol70's - 6.5/10

Ghostbusters II - 8/10

Post by **menkent** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:40 pm

Jackal wrote:
menkent wrote:i thin i understood it pretty fucking well. it was gay.
Considering you thought it was about cancer, no you didn't.

oh yea, no cancer in the fucking movie. right. my bad.

so you want to say it was about fusing mayan and christian mythology? a visual representation of a love poem?

the movie blew. go away.

Post by **Foo** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:44 pm

lol @ movie elitists and the absurdity of 'you're wrong' in this context.

Post by **xer0s** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:47 pm

Georgia Rule 3/10

I had to go watch it with my girl. So fuck off.

Post by **Jackal** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:54 pm

Foo wrote:lol @ movie elitists and the absurdity of 'you're wrong' in this context.

You're wrong.

Post by **dzjepp** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:56 pm

Jackal

10/10

Post by **plained** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:56 pm

i spec'ed that ani movie Cars

haha Kachow! i liked it

Post by **tnf** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:58 pm

I watched Music and Lyrics with the wife last night and got some cheap laughs off of the initial "pop" 80s video because they made that parody into a spot-on example of all the cliches you'd see in an 80s video (the guy singing the lyrics to the song as he pleads with his girl, the outfits, etc.) All those movies are the same (50 first dates, that one with Jimmie fallon and the red sox, the wedding singer...) I'd also give it a 5/10.

Rented Pan's labyrinth and will probably watch that today. Read some online reviews and saw some great ones - for example - NOT IN ENGLISH AND NOT GOOD FOR KIDS. TOO DEPRESSING.

A foreign film not in English?? Prime example of some people who are too stupid to deserve an opinion.

Post by **mac** » Mon May 28, 2007 9:56 pm

ghost rider 4/10 .. meh.. better than spiderman 3 but still bad.. sup with the comic adaptions latlely.. everything is crap..

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon May 28, 2007 9:57 pm

POTC 3

6.5/10 was funny, not bad and not great