So I bought a new shotgun...

[+JuggerNaut+]

The declaration would act like a mini-stimulus plan, giving government officials access to a $17.5 million county fund usually reserved for natural disasters.

[YourGrandpa]

Yeah, I kind of feel bad for all of the people who paid too much for their homes. But in reality, that's their own fault. I bought in 99 and paid very little. I've since made several upgrades at below market value. So I'll never see a loss.

Global real estate market crash++

[Nightshade]

Umm, ok... Next time I'll read what you say with as much respect as I give the rest of the spammers.

The sad truth is, people around here are becoming more and more fake. You use to be able to rely on certain people's genuine nature.

Wait, you plan to give less attention to things you have trouble understanding? That's smart.

[xer0s]

Am I qualified to keep my guns?

[Nightshade]

I'm not sure if the fact that you're asking indicates that you are or not. You know that saying "crazy people never know they're crazy"? I think it applies to idiots, too.

[Dark Metal]

Being that Gwamps is an idiot and owns a gun, it's easy to see that by those standards, xer0s could own many.

[xer0s]

I'm not sure if the fact that you're asking indicates that you are or not. You know that saying "crazy people never know they're crazy"? I think it applies to idiots, too.

Well, I wasn't looking for a serious response (as if I needed you people to permit my gun use). But I just saw you guys evaluating Gramps, so I figures I'd jump in for your approval. I kinda figured I'd be more accepted towards it...

[Peenyuh]

Well. There it is. Q3W should have final approval of anyone to own a firearm. It's obvious that the "know someone on the internet" method works flawlessly.

Utopia here we come BayBEE!

[Nightshade]

You're not helping your case.

[Peenyuh]

Yeah, cause sarcasm's a disqualifier. Thanks fer the heads up, ferget I said anything.

[Doombrain]

No, because you're a massive retard and demonstrate the point at every given opportunity

[Peenyuh]

Gosh. I guess that's it then. Thank you friend.

*puts gun to temple*

[YourGrandpa]

Wait, you plan to give less attention to things you have trouble understanding? That's smart.

Be a dick if you must....
(Not like it matters to you)There are a select few people here that have any credibility as far as I'm concerned and you are steadily losing yours. So the only reason I'm going to treat your posts differently is because of your integrity, not because I don't understand them.

[YourGrandpa]

Being that Gwamps is an idiot and owns a gun, it's easy to see that by those standards, xer0s could own many.

Being that I'm an idiot in your eyes. Maybe you can explain to me what makes you so bright. What have you done/do that propels to such an exalted level?

[Peenyuh]

...to such an exalted level?

pun?

[LawL]

Being that I'm an idiot in your eyes. Maybe you can explain to me what makes you so bright.

For starters, he knows when to use commas instead of periods.

[Nightshade]

Wait, you plan to give less attention to things you have trouble understanding? That's smart.

Be a dick if you must....
(Not like it matters to you)There are a select few people here that have any credibility as far as I'm concerned and you are steadily losing yours. So the only reason I'm going to treat your posts differently is because of your integrity, not because I don't understand them.

Um, you're the one that accused me of being drunk because you didn't get my post.

[YourGrandpa]

Um, you're the one that accused me of being drunk because you didn't get my post.

I said you were drinking because your post wasn't that coherent. Then you admitted that you were (end of test) trying to throw off the "idiots" with one of your statements. So my comments on your credibility aren't wrong.

[Bilirubin]

[Nightshade]

Um, you're the one that accused me of being drunk because you didn't get my post.

I said you were drinking because your post wasn't that coherent. Then you admitted that you were (end of test) trying to throw off the "idiots" with one of your statements. So my comments on your credibility aren't wrong.

Ok dude, if that's what you need to tell yourself.

[YourGrandpa]

No.. It's not what I "need" to tell myself. That's my opinion for your condition at the time of your post and a factual statement about your post.

[Nightshade]

No, it's an assumption and your interpretation of my post, both incorrect. Just because I threw a sarcastic remark in at the end doesn't make the whole post some sort of Kracus 'end of test' bullshit. If that's all you took away from it, then don't blame your lack of reading comprehension on me. FFS, R00k and MKJ understood it, yet you call them both morons? Yeah. OK. THEY'RE the morons.

[xer0s]

It's funny how one post ends up being many posts, all explaining the initial post...

[Jackal]

Up here we use door locks for home defense.


Also, swords.

[YourGrandpa]

My new .308 has arrived.

Now I've got to get a few more mags and some ammo.