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Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:15 pm
by Doombrain
YourGrandpa wrote:What's not nice? - Your house.
You don't like the look? - Does anyone?
I'm sorry it's not a European style house with stone archways, multi-peaked roof lines and brick facades - You mean the houses and buildings that have stood for centuries, many longer than your country has existed including my family home.
But this isn't Europe. This is Florida - One's a continent, the other a state. Also, sorry but i can't help that.
where homes have to be built with structural integrity as a key design requirement - because it's huge shithole.
High peaked roofs and spanning openings are big no nos when you're dealing with the high winds we get around here - More like cheap to build, quick to demolish.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:20 pm
by Doombrain
seremtan wrote:8 fucking pages
I'm only doing it to see when he stops, because he can't.
He HAS to respond, the only thing that stops him is the
RAGE QUIT.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:27 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
YourGrandpa wrote:We don't need hurricanes for winds to get 50/60+ mph.
50-60 mph winds do not put houses at risk. try again you spud looking gump
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:32 pm
by scared?
That house is 3000 square feet? U including garage and porch space? Cuz that' doesn't count...
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:36 pm
by scared?
Doombrain wrote:
He HAS to respond, the only thing that stops him is the
RAGE QUIT.
Speaking of rage quitting.. I got that dipshit lawl donkey to rage quit words with friends. I think the final tally was 85-63... TOTAL DOMINATION!...
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:44 pm
by YourGrandpa
seremtan wrote:that would have been my second guess
pleb status confirmed
Sad you have no house to paint. I understand.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:46 pm
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote:I'm only doing it to see when he stops, because he can't.
He HAS to respond, the only thing that stops him is the
RAGE QUIT.
Translation:
Maybe I'll say he has to respond in hopes he'll quit making me look foolish for saying dumb shit.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:48 pm
by YourGrandpa
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:YourGrandpa wrote:We don't need hurricanes for winds to get 50/60+ mph.
50-60 mph winds do not put houses at risk. try again you spud looking gump
Did I say it would?
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:48 pm
by YourGrandpa
scared? wrote:That house is 3000 square feet? U including garage and porch space? Cuz that' doesn't count...
We've been over this already.
Re: News Of The Weird(02/07/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:54 pm
by YourGrandpa
This thread will die like all the rest without me.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:56 pm
by Captain
YourGrandpa wrote:This is Florida, where homes have to be built with structural integrity as a key design requirement.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 8:26 pm
by scared?
YourGrandpa wrote:scared? wrote:That house is 3000 square feet? U including garage and porch space? Cuz that' doesn't count...
We've been over this already.
I vaguely remember... So do u count the garage and porches?...
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 8:31 pm
by Doombrain
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:YourGrandpa wrote:We don't need hurricanes for winds to get 50/60+ mph.
50-60 mph winds do not put houses at risk. try again you spud looking gump
But but built with structural integrity as a key design requirement?
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 8:54 pm
by YourGrandpa
Your reading comprehension has got you in trouble again, Dwarfbrain.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 8:57 pm
by YourGrandpa
scared? wrote:I vaguely remember... So do u count the garage and porches?...
Yes. It's 2,400 under air and a total of 3,000 under roof.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:02 pm
by Doombrain
YourGrandpa wrote:Your reading comprehension has got you in trouble again, Dwarfbrain.
Not at all. 50-60mph winds bro. Mad stuff. In fact I believe they all live underground in Scotland.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:21 pm
by YourGrandpa
^Moron alert.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:31 pm
by Doombrain
Posting something.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:48 pm
by seremtan
YourGrandpa wrote:We don't need hurricanes for winds to get 50/60+ mph.
we're getting 50-60mph winds here tomorrow
better go paint my house the colour of pus and throw some lava rock in the flower beds
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:50 pm
by Doombrain
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:55 pm
by scared?
YourGrandpa wrote:
Yes. It's 2,400 under air and a total of 3,000 under roof.
So it's 2,400 sqft. It would be nice to claim I live in a 4,800 sqft house. But reality says it's only 3,500 sqft... Cuz nobody includes garages, porches, unfinished basements etc as square footage... U can't just make up your own rules here...
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 10:04 pm
by YourGrandpa
You mean to tell me no one is interested in total square footage when they're buying a home? Must be a Texas thing.
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 10:46 pm
by xer0s
Moron alert?...
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:02 am
by scared?
YourGrandpa wrote:You mean to tell me no one is interested in total square footage when they're buying a home? Must be a Texas thing.
When homes are appraised, unfinished basements, unheated or uncooled areas, garages etc arent counted as square footage. This is what realtors go by and these guidelines have always been used by ppl when describing the size of their houses. Now u come along and pretend it hasn't been this way so ur house doesn't sound small. Kinda gay... Grow up Mr. Tinyhouse...
Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:50 am
by YourGrandpa
There have been and always will be two measures of a home. Under air and under roof. I suggest you contact your real estate salesman for more information.