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Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:06 am**

YourGrandpa wrote:
FragaGeddon wrote:Was it a 976 number?
No, it was a 555- number.

555-1-15-1337

thats the number I use

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:53 am**

FragaGeddon wrote:Was it a 976 number?

You mean 867-5309?

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:11 am**

SplishSplash wrote:Okay so I met this bird in a club (I don't remember how it happened, I'm still pretty drunk), then I spent like 3 hours touching and kissing and groping and stroking and trying to talk her into coming home with me with no success.

I promised to call her tomorrow after 1 pm, should I do it? Or should I wait another day? Tom Cruise's rule is 8 days, but he also says to tame the pussy, which I've already done. So what's the right thing to do?

here's my advice: seek professional counseling. chirst...some people have no class or shame

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:40 am**

she's a whore. if you couldn't get her home that night, you lose.

next.

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:45 am**

Maybe you could take her down to the basement and fuck her roughly over the ber keg?

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:49 am**

Mr.Magnetichead wrote:Maybe you could take her down to the basement and fuck her roughly over the ber keg?

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:56 am**

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:keep your promise dumbass

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:04 am**

hey, if you wind up meeting her again, get her one of these.

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:22 am**

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:keep your promise dumbass

if there's no answer, go with sys0ps rule. maybe she was on the blob or had another guy to dump first or something.

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:10 am**

Also Splish... i see you have taken Tom Cruise as some sort of example in the art of picking up women and i would just like to say that perhaps you should look for a less stone crazy and a so obvious homo-in-denial person to look up to in this aspect, so to speak.

8 days, what the fuck

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:23 am**

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise, celebs don't really need to work to the same timescales as non-rich, non-famous people.

Just phone.

Edit: Oh yeah, I waited 3 days after giving my now GF my number. Then I sent a text and it was lucky I identified myself because she'd deleted my number because she thought I wasn't going to bother

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:43 am**

YourGrandpa wrote:Never call her right away. Make her wonder what she's missing. Play it right and you'll be in her pants in no time, then on to the next one.

Grandpa007 - suave, sophisticated, bald - the wrong man in the right place at the right time

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:44 am**

Ryoki wrote:Also Splish... i see you have taken Tom Cruise as some sort of example in the art of picking up women and i would just like to say that perhaps you should look for a less stone crazy and a so obvious homo-in-denial person to look up to in this aspect, so to speak.

8 days, what the fuck

well, given that tom cruise has managed to snag nicole kidman (:icon14: :icon14:), penelope cruz (:icon14: :icon14: :icon14:) and katie holmes (:icon14:) i'd say he's not a man to dismiss lightly

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:55 am**

When I think of Tom, I think of this.

Though you do have a point.

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:16 am**

He's not talking about the "real" tom cruise you fucking dumbasses, he's talking about the sex counsellor guy from Magnolia. RESPECT THE COCK!

p.s. one call, one text maximum or you start digging your own grave. The "you have X missed calls" thing is a very easy way to make yourself look either psychotic (which is bad) or desperate (which is worse)

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:36 am**

4days wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:keep your promise dumbass
if there's no answer, go with sys0ps rule. maybe she was on the blob or had another guy to dump first or something.

yep. sounds like blob.

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:25 pm**

[xeno]Julios wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:keep your promise dumbass

I used to do that till i met this one cool chic, i lost her right there. I tried to play it cool and wait a few days and she called me out the second i talked to her and told me how disapointed she was. Fact is, if you tell her you will call her, then dont, you lied. If a girl accepts that then she accepts " all men lie", which is a part of the foundation of a girl thats damaged goods. I dont know about you, but i have had enough damaged goods for a while, so stick to the truth and doing what you say. Its a respect thing she will appreciate.

People really try to be cool too much and play the game. If you just dont play the game and be real and honest, chics dig that so much more, well atleast the cool ones.

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:45 pm**

yeah stick to the truth - somewhere down the line another guy will thank you for not damaging his goods

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:51 pm**

mjrpes wrote:I concur, fucking 19-year-olds is the way to go.

so youve been told

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:47 pm**

I wrote her text message. She immediately called back and said she wanted to see me.

I'll see her tomorrow.

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:57 pm**

riddla wrote:If you had to ask on an internet forum you've already lost.

I was pretty drunk last night. I think I just wanted to let y'all know I was getting some. :icon32:

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:28 pm**

things are starting off good then

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:40 pm**

if you wake up and shes still in your head, give her a call and tell her plained said

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:46 pm**

SplishSplash wrote:I wrote her text message. She immediately called back and said she wanted to see me.

I'll see her tomorrow.

always a good sign. get a pic ffs

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:58 pm**

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:keep your promise dumbass

Quake3World

Fucking 19-year-olds

Re: Fucking 19-year-olds