Fucking 19-year-olds

[[FTF]Pyro]

Was it a 976 number?

No, it was a 555- number.

555-1-15-1337



thats the number I use

[bitWISE]

Was it a 976 number?

You mean 867-5309?

[seza]

Okay so I met this bird in a club (I don't remember how it happened, I'm still pretty drunk), then I spent like 3 hours touching and kissing and groping and stroking and trying to talk her into coming home with me with no success.

I promised to call her tomorrow after 1 pm, should I do it? Or should I wait another day? Tom Cruise's rule is 8 days, but he also says to tame the pussy, which I've already done. So what's the right thing to do?

here's my advice: seek professional counseling. chirst...some people have no class or shame

[+JuggerNaut+]

she's a whore. if you couldn't get her home that night, you lose.

next.

[Mr.Magnetichead]

Maybe you could take her down to the basement and fuck her roughly over the ber keg?

[+JuggerNaut+]

Maybe you could take her down to the basement and fuck her roughly over the ber keg?

[Ryoki]

keep your promise dumbass

[+JuggerNaut+]

hey, if you wind up meeting her again, get her one of these.

[4days]

keep your promise dumbass

if there's no answer, go with sys0ps rule. maybe she was on the blob or had another guy to dump first or something.

[Ryoki]

Also Splish... i see you have taken Tom Cruise as some sort of example in the art of picking up women and i would just like to say that perhaps you should look for a less stone crazy and a so obvious homo-in-denial person to look up to in this aspect, so to speak.

8 days, what the fuck

[mik0rs]

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise, celebs don't really need to work to the same timescales as non-rich, non-famous people.

Just phone.

Edit: Oh yeah, I waited 3 days after giving my now GF my number. Then I sent a text and it was lucky I identified myself because she'd deleted my number because she thought I wasn't going to bother

[seremtan]

Never call her right away. Make her wonder what she's missing. Play it right and you'll be in her pants in no time, then on to the next one.

Grandpa007 - suave, sophisticated, bald - the wrong man in the right place at the right time

[seremtan]

Also Splish... i see you have taken Tom Cruise as some sort of example in the art of picking up women and i would just like to say that perhaps you should look for a less stone crazy and a so obvious homo-in-denial person to look up to in this aspect, so to speak.

8 days, what the fuck

well, given that tom cruise has managed to snag nicole kidman (:icon14: :icon14:), penelope cruz (:icon14: :icon14: :icon14:) and katie holmes (:icon14:) i'd say he's not a man to dismiss lightly

[Massive Quasars]

When I think of Tom, I think of this.

Though you do have a point.

[Geebs]

He's not talking about the "real" tom cruise you fucking dumbasses, he's talking about the sex counsellor guy from Magnolia. RESPECT THE COCK!

p.s. one call, one text maximum or you start digging your own grave. The "you have X missed calls" thing is a very easy way to make yourself look either psychotic (which is bad) or desperate (which is worse)

[Doombrain]

keep your promise dumbass

if there's no answer, go with sys0ps rule. maybe she was on the blob or had another guy to dump first or something.

yep. sounds like blob.

[Iccy (temp)]

keep your promise dumbass

I used to do that till i met this one cool chic, i lost her right there. I tried to play it cool and wait a few days and she called me out the second i talked to her and told me how disapointed she was. Fact is, if you tell her you will call her, then dont, you lied. If a girl accepts that then she accepts " all men lie", which is a part of the foundation of a girl thats damaged goods. I dont know about you, but i have had enough damaged goods for a while, so stick to the truth and doing what you say. Its a respect thing she will appreciate.

People really try to be cool too much and play the game. If you just dont play the game and be real and honest, chics dig that so much more, well atleast the cool ones.

[seremtan]

yeah stick to the truth - somewhere down the line another guy will thank you for not damaging his goods

[Testoclesius]

I concur, fucking 19-year-olds is the way to go.

so youve been told

[SplishSplash]

I wrote her text message. She immediately called back and said she wanted to see me.

I'll see her tomorrow.

[SplishSplash]

If you had to ask on an internet forum you've already lost.

I was pretty drunk last night. I think I just wanted to let y'all know I was getting some. :icon32:

[*OptimusPrime*]

things are starting off good then

[plained]

if you wake up and shes still in your head, give her a call and tell her plained said

[Doombrain]

I wrote her text message. She immediately called back and said she wanted to see me.

I'll see her tomorrow.

always a good sign. get a pic ffs

[SOAPboy]

keep your promise dumbass