Myths

[tnf]

Yes pete, dave is actually seremtam, and I am dave...and dave is still me, so i hope that clears things up.

[ScooterG]

Yea some of those are common urban myths...like the bug eating one...I usually hear people say its spiders specifically...

Yeah, that was what I heard. The first night I heard it I slept with the covers pulled up over my mouth.... Kind of sad that I was in my late twenties at the time.... I REALLY hate spiders....

[+JuggerNaut+]

door handles, and especially gas pumps are disgusting. i carry hand sanitizer in my cars just for those occasions and sani-wipes for on the go.

[+JuggerNaut+]

that's because the cashiers piss on them before they put them out

there are probably a few atoms that used to be part of socrates in the water of flameboy's paddling pool btw

Hey you! yes... You seremtan...
You who are always riding low profile.

Shy againt's the TNF and Dave in here???
Unless you are an alt of one of them...
I just discovered you.
Pete

eh?

[Canidae]

Some one took the title of this thread waaaaay too seriously

...or its a slow night.

[glossy]

lOl HeY GuYz ItZ ToMmY BoI hErE!@

[[FTF]Pyro]

You spend more time on here looking at crap posts made by idiots than you do looking after your girlfriend/getting a girlfriend



<B>FACT</B>

[Canidae]

You spend more time on here looking at crap posts made by idiots than you do looking after your girlfriend/getting a girlfriend



<B>FACT</B>

Or in your case, boyfriend.

[glossy]

You spend more time on here looking at crap posts made by idiots than you do looking after your girlfriend/getting a girlfriend



<B>FACT</B>

Or in your case, boyfriend.

nothing wrong with that !

[seremtan]

Yes pete, dave is actually seremtam, and I am dave...and dave is still me, so i hope that clears things up.

what pete doesn't know is i'm flameboy, posting from an inflatable PC

tomorrow i'm going to row to sweden, and post from paddling pool in norrkopping

[4days]

Yea some of those are common urban myths...like the bug eating one...I usually hear people say its spiders specifically...

Yeah, that was what I heard. The first night I heard it I slept with the covers pulled up over my mouth.... Kind of sad that I was in my late twenties at the time.... I REALLY hate spiders....

wasn't the spider one made up by some marketing woman who was seeing how quickly you could spread a made-up statistic?

[brisk]

Yea some of those are common urban myths...like the bug eating one...I usually hear people say its spiders specifically...

Yeah, that was what I heard. The first night I heard it I slept with the covers pulled up over my mouth.... Kind of sad that I was in my late twenties at the time.... I REALLY hate spiders....

wasn't the spider one made up by some marketing woman who was seeing how quickly you could spread a made-up statistic?

indeed

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

[chopov]

door handles, and especially gas pumps are disgusting. i carry hand sanitizer in my cars just for those occasions and sani-wipes for on the go.

on top of the list are the inner door handles of public toilets. I hate it if these doors open inwards so you are forced to grip the handle firmly. I bet one touches the mess of hundreds of cocks.

[Ryoki]

Fucking lol, you guys serious?
That's a bit... err.. neurotic isn't it?

[mik0rs]

Hey you! yes... You seremtan...
You who are always riding low profile.

Shy againt's the TNF and Dave in here???
Unless you are an alt of one of them...
I just discovered you.
Pete

Somebody fix pete, I think he's broken.

[plained]

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and
failed to wash their hands.

These two statements kill the credibility of the whole thing. Men are more likely to masturbate, and also more likely to not wash their hands.

Something smells fishy here, and I don't think it's the hand of that sales rep I just met.

lol rook geez man chick diddle like crazy yo

hey on a related note, back in the day guys kissed a chicks hand.

hey in my mind its "think o mes lips on yo ur diddle hand later when your diddlein hehegh"

[chopov]

Fucking lol, you guys serious?
That's a bit... err.. neurotic isn't it?

Well, maybe we just have more vivid powers of imagination... :icon26:

[Testoclesius]

this thread needs a cold hard fact:

im the fucking man

[Ryoki]

hey on a related note, back in the day guys kissed a chicks hand.

hey in my mind its "think o mes lips on yo ur diddle hand later when your diddlein hehegh"

heheh

[chopov]

Women don't have to whip it out to masturbate.
Alot of secretaries probably masturbate while sitting at their desk.

Rhythmically strain and relax their love muscles. Works for lots of women. My gf did that several times on the plane without anyone noticing what really went on on the seat next to them. Maybe some tiny coughs towards the end... :icon25:

Seems like you have one hell of a slut, gg! :icon14:

well, she's rather open minded to new and inconvenient experiences. :icon26:

[chopov]

Women don't have to whip it out to masturbate.
Alot of secretaries probably masturbate while sitting at their desk.

Rhythmically strain and relax their love muscles. Works for lots of women. My gf did that several times on the plane without anyone noticing what really went on on the seat next to them. Maybe some tiny coughs towards the end... :icon25:

why - was the toilet occupied?

Not always, but plane toilets are too stuffy, narrow and mostly grubby. Not the place I want to do dirty things in. And in contrast to the babe I can control myself. :icon31:

[chopov]

erm....at least most of the time. :icon25:

[seremtan]

unless you can wank yourself off by "rhythmically straining and reflexing" your cock, your self-control is nothing compared to hers

[+JuggerNaut+]

door handles, and especially gas pumps are disgusting. i carry hand sanitizer in my cars just for those occasions and sani-wipes for on the go.

on top of the list are the inner door handles of public toilets. I hate it if these doors open inwards so you are forced to grip the handle firmly. I bet one touches the mess of hundreds of cocks.

couple of rules for public restroom use:

1) it's gotta have paper towels, or i'm not using it.

2) i use stalls VERY rarely, but when i do, i go in with a handful of paper towels so i can lock/unlock the door.

3) after washing hands, use the same paper towel that you dried your hands with to open the exit door. if there's no trash can within a couple of feet, the paper towel is gently tossed to the floor on the inside of the door.

[+JuggerNaut+]

Fucking lol, you guys serious?
That's a bit... err.. neurotic isn't it?

no