Nothing, but I bet if you shoved your nose in her cunt, she'd squeal like the true pig she is.DRuM wrote:raw wrote:If a bird lets you fuck her in the ass but doesn't prep herself properly, and then shortly after you make her suck her shit off your dick, will it hurt you in any way?
Uh huh, what have you been doing with aimee love then raw..
Question for the Q3W doctors
Chicks have to prep themselves ahead of time. You know, take something to flush their asses out. Once they do, it's sweet dicking all night. Remember kids, ease it in gently, you'll feel three bumps, once you get past number three, ram it home.Geebs wrote:What's lazy about picking bits of sweetcorn out from under my prepuce?
You act like a chick gobbling up nut is a rare occurrance...WHAT THE FUCK?
I've only had one chick that didn't swallow and she was the worst head I've ever received in my life. Not only did she not swallow but I was kind enough to give her the heads up I was about to blow my load down the back of her throat like it were a white webbing and the bitch pulls my cock out once she feels the first drop and aims it back at me. I got hit right in the chin by my own money shot. At this point I was furious and she was lucky she didn't get thrown out.
Well, a few minutes later while we're sitting there, smoking a bowl, she sees I'm still hard as a rock and says "hey, want some more head before I leave?" and I'm like fuck it, why not. So the bitch starts sucking on my dick again, this time actually doing a decent job, she is just totally deep-throating all of my cock and she just went a little too far I think because next thing I know this chick vomits on my stomach, balls, and sheets.
Here's the hillarious part though, the chick was SO embarrassed that she just sat up and kept most of the puke in her mouth and waits for me to allow her to run to my bathroom to go clean up. It was SO hard to not just burst out laughing in this slut's face. Anyway, I dismiss her to go clean up and she comes back and wipes me off. She was a bit embarrassed so I did a bit of ego stroking and was able to cohearse her back into attempting to finish the job. So a few minutes later, she starts sucking on my cock again but only got a few strokes into it before she starts gagging again. Needless to say, I dismissed her from my house, beat off, and laughed about my funny story I now had.
I gave her an "A" for effort because she was a tropper but seriously, the head was terrible.
I've only had one chick that didn't swallow and she was the worst head I've ever received in my life. Not only did she not swallow but I was kind enough to give her the heads up I was about to blow my load down the back of her throat like it were a white webbing and the bitch pulls my cock out once she feels the first drop and aims it back at me. I got hit right in the chin by my own money shot. At this point I was furious and she was lucky she didn't get thrown out.
Well, a few minutes later while we're sitting there, smoking a bowl, she sees I'm still hard as a rock and says "hey, want some more head before I leave?" and I'm like fuck it, why not. So the bitch starts sucking on my dick again, this time actually doing a decent job, she is just totally deep-throating all of my cock and she just went a little too far I think because next thing I know this chick vomits on my stomach, balls, and sheets.
Here's the hillarious part though, the chick was SO embarrassed that she just sat up and kept most of the puke in her mouth and waits for me to allow her to run to my bathroom to go clean up. It was SO hard to not just burst out laughing in this slut's face. Anyway, I dismiss her to go clean up and she comes back and wipes me off. She was a bit embarrassed so I did a bit of ego stroking and was able to cohearse her back into attempting to finish the job. So a few minutes later, she starts sucking on my cock again but only got a few strokes into it before she starts gagging again. Needless to say, I dismissed her from my house, beat off, and laughed about my funny story I now had.
I gave her an "A" for effort because she was a tropper but seriously, the head was terrible.
Bullshit you know you were just masturbating upside-down.Geebs wrote:That happened to me weekend before last. It fucking sucks.raw wrote:I was about to blow my load down the back of her throat like it were a white webbing and the bitch pulls my cock out once she feels the first drop and aims it back at me.
also, Donald is trying to woo this girl with the same last name. he doesnt see there's anything wrong there? i mean reallySplishSplash wrote:They're his nephews you fucking imbecile. DD doesn't have sex.seremtan wrote:huey, dewey and louie are donald duck's kids, which implies donald duck must have a cloaca and have had sex (with daisy duck), a fact suppressed by disney for decades
(Although one of my first sexual fantasies was Daisy Duck getting a brazilian wax)
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