Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:47 pm
catching gear... 'do rag, paper cup, small reciept from the five and dime... you know?raw wrote:ewwwwwww! you're a catcher?
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:48 pm
I stopped beating off, I have a regular cumdumpster (female) I use.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:49 pm
I don't know, if torment couldn't beat her skinny after 5 years of nonstop fist therapy, it may be a lost cause.raw wrote:Who knows, maybe you can beat some weight off of her.
but who's to say...
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:49 pm
wait... ok... now I can type two-handed again.raw wrote:I stopped beating off, I have a regular cumdumpster (female) I use.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:49 pm
It's in the technique, I think you have to use more elbow grease.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:52 pm
just like they teach you in boot camp.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:52 pm
It's funny how that works..prior to losing a testicle you had 1 handed typing down. Now you lost a testicle and you can type two-handed but with one Weeblo™. :lol:Underpants? wrote:wait... ok... now I can type two-handed again.raw wrote:I stopped beating off, I have a regular cumdumpster (female) I use.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:56 pm
lol fell out of the beat-off throne (computer desk chair) only one time, bitch. the doctor said it had something to do with angular momentum
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:58 pm
what really sucks is this hot weather. all slicked up with sweat, my man-egg falls between the thighs and sticks to the old gooch. Have to be careful when I go to get up
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:59 pm
It's only sticks if you're like a Mexican Hairless.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:05 pm
Chihuahuas are for walking, not for close privates examinations where I'm from.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:08 pm
¿usted vivo en México?
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:43 pm
you love the junk...
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:43 pm
HA! I KNEW you were a 'sican.raw wrote:¿usted vivo en México?
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:18 pm
Nuh-uh, babelfish is a 'sican.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:21 pm
I think I'm in love...
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:39 pm
filthy language will get you everywhere; I'll give you 20 mintues to stop that :flirt:raw wrote:¿usted vivo en México?
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:49 pm
I hope you flirting doesn't involve you dangling that single testicle in front of my face as if you were going to hypnotize me. I may get ill.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:50 pm
You had me at "hello"Duhard wrote:I think I'm in love...
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:56 pm
:LOL:raw wrote:I hope you flirting doesn't involve you dangling that single testicle in front of my face as if you were going to hypnotize me. I may get ill.
jesus I'm not putting my hanging garden anywhere near that gleaming metallic garbage compactor, what are your thoughts on innocent spooning?
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:12 pm
You know you want to dangle it in front of my face like a swinging pendulum you gay bastid. :lol:
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:13 pm
Here is Underpanties? spooning some caulk. :lol:
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:28 pm
THE FACE OF GOD IS IN THE UPPER RIGHT-HAND CORNER OF THE ABOVE IMAGE.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:49 pm
lol, you idiot. anyone can see it's confucius smiling down benignly upon your foolishness
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:40 am
...I'm scratching my junk with a rig hook...