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Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:47 pm

raw wrote:ewwwwwww! you're a catcher?

catching gear... 'do rag, paper cup, small reciept from the five and dime... you know?

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:48 pm

I stopped beating off, I have a regular cumdumpster (female) I use.

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:49 pm

raw wrote:Who knows, maybe you can beat some weight off of her.

I don't know, if torment couldn't beat her skinny after 5 years of nonstop fist therapy, it may be a lost cause.
but who's to say...

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:49 pm

raw wrote:I stopped beating off, I have a regular cumdumpster (female) I use.

wait... ok... now I can type two-handed again.

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:49 pm

It's in the technique, I think you have to use more elbow grease.

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:52 pm

just like they teach you in boot camp.

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:52 pm

Underpants? wrote:
raw wrote:I stopped beating off, I have a regular cumdumpster (female) I use.
wait... ok... now I can type two-handed again.

It's funny how that works..prior to losing a testicle you had 1 handed typing down. Now you lost a testicle and you can type two-handed but with one Weeblo™. :lol:

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:56 pm

lol fell out of the beat-off throne (computer desk chair) only one time, bitch. the doctor said it had something to do with angular momentum

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:58 pm

what really sucks is this hot weather. all slicked up with sweat, my man-egg falls between the thighs and sticks to the old gooch. Have to be careful when I go to get up

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:59 pm

It's only sticks if you're like a Mexican Hairless.

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:05 pm

Chihuahuas are for walking, not for close privates examinations where I'm from.

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:08 pm

¿usted vivo en México?

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:43 pm

you love the junk...

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:43 pm

raw wrote:¿usted vivo en México?

HA! I KNEW you were a 'sican.

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:18 pm

Nuh-uh, babelfish is a 'sican.

Post by **Duhard** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:21 pm

I think I'm in love...

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:39 pm

raw wrote:¿usted vivo en México?

filthy language will get you everywhere; I'll give you 20 mintues to stop that :flirt:

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:49 pm

I hope you flirting doesn't involve you dangling that single testicle in front of my face as if you were going to hypnotize me. I may get ill.

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:50 pm

Duhard wrote:I think I'm in love...

You had me at "hello"

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:56 pm

raw wrote:I hope you flirting doesn't involve you dangling that single testicle in front of my face as if you were going to hypnotize me. I may get ill.

:LOL:
jesus I'm not putting my hanging garden anywhere near that gleaming metallic garbage compactor, what are your thoughts on innocent spooning?

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:12 pm

You know you want to dangle it in front of my face like a swinging pendulum you gay bastid. :lol:

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:13 pm

Here is Underpanties? spooning some caulk. :lol:

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:28 pm

THE FACE OF GOD IS IN THE UPPER RIGHT-HAND CORNER OF THE ABOVE IMAGE.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:49 pm

lol, you idiot. anyone can see it's confucius smiling down benignly upon your foolishness

Post by **farad** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:40 am

...I'm scratching my junk with a rig hook...