I wouldnt fuck Mariah Carey with Kracus's dick

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:09 pm

saturn wrote:Alba's not all that. Sorry.

maybe not to you. don't you have a patient to tend to? i believe so.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:11 pm

and if any one of you f@gs think that some whore like Jessica Simpson is hotter, i'm going to skin your mom.

Post by **saturn** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:16 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
saturn wrote:Alba's not all that. Sorry.
maybe not to you. don't you have a patient to tend to? i believe so.

no, I don't. would that make a difference to my opinion?

poor.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:26 pm

piss poor judgement is what you have.

Post by **saturn** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:29 pm

because Alba's not all that? Go jog up a hill dude.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:31 pm

saturn wrote:because Alba's not all that? Go jog up a hill dude.

no u

Post by **saturn** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:35 pm

juggs

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:37 pm

Don Carlos wrote:Nah, i think Jessica Alba is very nice. Something about her that really get me...just like:

hm, a bit too skinny for my taste. i think she's meant to be the new helena bonham-carter, but with a fraction of the talent

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:44 am

saturn wrote:juggs

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:12 am

seremtan wrote:
hm, a bit too skinny for my taste. i think she's meant to be the new helena bonham-carter, but with a fraction of the talent

She is so fit....

Post by **Dave** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:23 am

Everyone who says the other guy's ho is worse than your ho wouldn't hesitate to hit the other guy's ho if you had the opportunity... then brag about it.

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:03 am

Juggs is upset over his indefensible position.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:07 am

[lvlshot]http://theflupke.free.fr/dredi/dredi%2031-12-04/Jessica_Alba_Maxim_Shoot_Raws_06.jpg[/lvlshot]

sorry, NS, i don't get all worked up like you on the net. nice play though.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:08 am

nice and big. mmm hmm.

Post by **Dave** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:08 am

I'd hit that ho

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:13 am

bing bang flim flam.

Post by **Dave** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:20 am

Saturn would hit her too

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:28 am

of course he would. just not as hard as me. *flexes*

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:57 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
sorry, NS, i don't get all worked up like you on the net. nice play though.

I do believe that the heat has addled your brain.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:13 pm

Dave wrote:Everyone who says the other guy's ho is worse than your ho wouldn't hesitate to hit the other guy's ho if you had the opportunity... then brag about it.

exactly. the internet is where men sit at their computers and pretend that their impossibly high standards is the reason they don't have girlfriends

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:14 pm

Nightshade wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
sorry, NS, i don't get all worked up like you on the net. nice play though.
I do believe that the heat has addled your brain.

chance would be a fine thing. the weather in the uk has been utter wank for the last week

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:15 pm

It's been raining so fucking much here I'm thinking about building an ark.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:44 pm

dont cry nerdslayed not everyone can live in a country with beautiful weather 12 months a year like me :lol:

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:21 pm

Nightshade wrote:It's been raining so fucking much here I'm thinking about building an ark.

ship your bike out here and I'll keep the bearing grease hot and the radiator cobweb-free at no charge to you, sir.

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:55 pm

Yes, the ensuing fire from you hitting a bridge abutment at 180 would do exactly that.