the perfect bitch

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eepberries
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Post by eepberries »

12. she likes taking it in the ass
13. she's OKAY with my slapping her when she fucks shit up
14. she doesn't try to do silly things like driving.... haha, women driving. what a cute idea
15. she walks around the house all day in sexy lingerie, ready for me to swing by for sex at a moments notice
16. she doesn't mind the fact that i fuck my secretary
17. she stay the fuck off my technological gizmos
18. she sleeps in another room unless we're having sex
19. she does what i tell her to
20. she understands and is okay with the fact that if she talks to another man she'll get beaten with a tire iron


LOL LOL AMIRITE?
Guest

Post by Guest »

lol spot on.
hate
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Post by hate »

nice additions.

:icon19: @ all you sissy cunts looking for love
hate
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Post by hate »

nice additions.

:icon19: @ all you sissy cunts looking for love
bitWISE
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Post by bitWISE »

Look soap she drives with her windows up too!
Psyche911
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Post by Psyche911 »

bitWISE wrote:
Look soap she drives with her windows up too!
But if she wasn't driving a Ferrari, it'd look dumb. :p
Chupacabra
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Re: the perfect bitch

Post by Chupacabra »

seremtan wrote:
Chupacabra wrote:charismatic
what, like gandhi?
atleast she wouldnt be boring which afterall was one of the more common complaints of the list
menkent
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Post by menkent »

<a href="http://gorillamask.net/Media/lamour.asf">i think this says it all</a>
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