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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:59 pm
by tnf
Check the sperm bank.
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:03 pm
by tnf
But won't that give them a mixture of about 100 or so people's love chowder?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:04 pm
by losCHUNK
getting more bang for your buck
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:05 pm
by losCHUNK
nah, thats to much of an english tradition
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:12 pm
by losCHUNK
where the feck are you going ?
was in revs on fri and the amount of talent in there was shocking
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:16 pm
by losCHUNK
thats your problem, STANABOUT
that place is a fucking dive (although for fatty hunting it is w1n)
an nah dude, apart from the RnB gangsta wanabies (which you can see a mile off), the majority of the place is pretty decent
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:21 pm
by mik0rs
I will look at Revolution again soon.
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:22 pm
by losCHUNK
Memphis wrote:That's exactly why I don't go there. It's just randow low-level house tunes with no fucking urgency, or bullshit wigga rapper wannabes standing in every single fucking doorway in the joint
stick to the downstairs slag (or garden)
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:25 pm
by losCHUNK
neg, its by far the best place in the port
not bad access to the bar, decent seating, beer garden, outside bars, decent choons (which is a big change from BANANAS

), inside + outside dance floors
if you want to only go there then its gunna be shite (like everywhere else) but if you just end up there then its a qualiteh night
((still miss JH though

)
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:32 pm
by losCHUNK
quickguide to newport clubs
walkabout - you like standing this is teh place for you
yates - dont wanna beer ? good, cus youll never get served in this heep
ott's - you got no money, cocktails n shit are 2 4 1 yo cus this place isnt gunna get the business on looks
zanzibar - got drugs ? want drugs ? go here, bunch of 15 year olds not knowing what the fuck theyre doing
chicago rock - grab a granny
baltica - CD's joint
la bamba - want the feel of an overcrowded house party ? youll love it
revs - gangsta wannabies rejoice
TJ's - shoes stuck to the floor and pints served in cans with a water ski to the toilets, a truely fine establishment
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:35 pm
by mik0rs
Memphis wrote:mik0rs wrote:I will look at Revolution again soon.
When you down next?
I'm back living in Wales now.
Edit:

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:43 pm
by losCHUNK
page and spoons are pubs =P
well page is technically a pub
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:44 pm
by losCHUNK
also basement aint been mentioned
place is ok if you like staggering around wondering what the fuck is going on because the entire joint is just one big spin out
and reflex LOL, rubix cubes dangling off the ceiling with a 10 foot picture of david hasselhoff, good if you want to get drunk and play on the spinny chairs absolute bollox if you want a good night
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:45 pm
by losCHUNK
Memphis wrote:losCHUNK wrote:page and spoons are pubs =P
well page is technically a pub
So is Yates

thats more of a club since its revamp though innit though
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:46 pm
by mik0rs
So that Zanzibar shithole is still open? Gadzooks.
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:47 pm
by losCHUNK
indeed, aint been there since i was about 16

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:47 pm
by eepberries
Where's Kracus? He hasn't boasted how great an idea selling drugs would be yet
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:49 pm
by Don Carlos
The Page is £1 a pint on fridays...hell i stay in there for an hour, get steamin on about £7 and fuck off to Revs/Reflex/Breeze for the rest of the night.
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:50 pm
by Don Carlos
Oh yeh, Spoons for a few pitchers of RB & Vokda
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:51 pm
by losCHUNK
ooo we missed breeze, place is good for a build up to the night

with games of pool on piss soaked cloth if need be
and aye, but since the page is right up the other end of town i just buy a few cans from kwik save before we go out and work our way up to revs
edit: dc, you hear about beer busters ? it burnt down :icon23: :icon23: :icon23: :icon23:
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:55 pm
by losCHUNK
lol, thats why its a build up place, if you go upstairs or away from the dance floor you usually find the girls that are on theyre way to revs =P... the rest of them are prolly off to zanziclart or someshit
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:56 pm
by Don Carlos
Zanziclart is mate
Besides, in other bars inthe port i dont see "Nurses" dancin on bars...
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:57 pm
by losCHUNK
Don Carlos wrote:Zanziclart is mate
Besides, in other bars inthe port i dont see "Nurses" dancin on bars...
also a good point
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:57 pm
by losCHUNK
it depends wha mood your in though
like the only places i have a real hate for is walkabout
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:58 pm
by Don Carlos
But as chunk says, its a build up place
Revs is the pace to be for some quality funky house or basement (when it reopens...) for some quality indie.
Also, i love the RIverside Tavern for a few bevies, and some top music too.