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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:59 pm
by tnf
Check the sperm bank.

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:03 pm
by tnf
But won't that give them a mixture of about 100 or so people's love chowder?

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:04 pm
by losCHUNK
getting more bang for your buck

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:05 pm
by losCHUNK
nah, thats to much of an english tradition

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:12 pm
by losCHUNK
where the feck are you going ?

was in revs on fri and the amount of talent in there was shocking

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:16 pm
by losCHUNK
thats your problem, STANABOUT

that place is a fucking dive (although for fatty hunting it is w1n)

an nah dude, apart from the RnB gangsta wanabies (which you can see a mile off), the majority of the place is pretty decent

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:21 pm
by mik0rs
I will look at Revolution again soon.

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:22 pm
by losCHUNK
Memphis wrote:That's exactly why I don't go there. It's just randow low-level house tunes with no fucking urgency, or bullshit wigga rapper wannabes standing in every single fucking doorway in the joint


stick to the downstairs slag (or garden)

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:25 pm
by losCHUNK
neg, its by far the best place in the port

not bad access to the bar, decent seating, beer garden, outside bars, decent choons (which is a big change from BANANAS :mad: ), inside + outside dance floors

if you want to only go there then its gunna be shite (like everywhere else) but if you just end up there then its a qualiteh night

((still miss JH though :tear: )

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:32 pm
by losCHUNK
quickguide to newport clubs

walkabout - you like standing this is teh place for you

yates - dont wanna beer ? good, cus youll never get served in this heep

ott's - you got no money, cocktails n shit are 2 4 1 yo cus this place isnt gunna get the business on looks

zanzibar - got drugs ? want drugs ? go here, bunch of 15 year olds not knowing what the fuck theyre doing

chicago rock - grab a granny

baltica - CD's joint

la bamba - want the feel of an overcrowded house party ? youll love it

revs - gangsta wannabies rejoice

TJ's - shoes stuck to the floor and pints served in cans with a water ski to the toilets, a truely fine establishment

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:35 pm
by mik0rs
Memphis wrote:
mik0rs wrote:I will look at Revolution again soon.
When you down next?
I'm back living in Wales now.

Edit: :(

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:43 pm
by losCHUNK
page and spoons are pubs =P

well page is technically a pub

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:44 pm
by losCHUNK
also basement aint been mentioned

place is ok if you like staggering around wondering what the fuck is going on because the entire joint is just one big spin out

and reflex LOL, rubix cubes dangling off the ceiling with a 10 foot picture of david hasselhoff, good if you want to get drunk and play on the spinny chairs absolute bollox if you want a good night

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:45 pm
by losCHUNK
Memphis wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:page and spoons are pubs =P

well page is technically a pub
So is Yates ;)
thats more of a club since its revamp though innit though

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:46 pm
by mik0rs
So that Zanzibar shithole is still open? Gadzooks.

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:47 pm
by losCHUNK
indeed, aint been there since i was about 16 :shrug:

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:47 pm
by eepberries
Where's Kracus? He hasn't boasted how great an idea selling drugs would be yet

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:49 pm
by Don Carlos
The Page is £1 a pint on fridays...hell i stay in there for an hour, get steamin on about £7 and fuck off to Revs/Reflex/Breeze for the rest of the night.

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:50 pm
by Don Carlos
Oh yeh, Spoons for a few pitchers of RB & Vokda

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:51 pm
by losCHUNK
ooo we missed breeze, place is good for a build up to the night :up: with games of pool on piss soaked cloth if need be

and aye, but since the page is right up the other end of town i just buy a few cans from kwik save before we go out and work our way up to revs

edit: dc, you hear about beer busters ? it burnt down :icon23: :icon23: :icon23: :icon23:

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:55 pm
by losCHUNK
lol, thats why its a build up place, if you go upstairs or away from the dance floor you usually find the girls that are on theyre way to revs =P... the rest of them are prolly off to zanziclart or someshit

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:56 pm
by Don Carlos
Zanziclart is mate
Besides, in other bars inthe port i dont see "Nurses" dancin on bars...

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:57 pm
by losCHUNK
Don Carlos wrote:Zanziclart is mate
Besides, in other bars inthe port i dont see "Nurses" dancin on bars...
also a good point

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:57 pm
by losCHUNK
it depends wha mood your in though

like the only places i have a real hate for is walkabout

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:58 pm
by Don Carlos
But as chunk says, its a build up place
Revs is the pace to be for some quality funky house or basement (when it reopens...) for some quality indie.
Also, i love the RIverside Tavern for a few bevies, and some top music too.