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Brian Slade wrote:I dont have trouble with Snake Tongue, my Parents used to put a ping pong ball in the Bowl so I could practice my aim when I was growing up. Now I'm a great shot, everytime.

I get my practise with chewing gum in urinals, I can hit a piece of Wrigley's from 20 paces with my golden arc.

On a slightly different note, the real worst is when you've got absolutely shitfaced, had a long shag, nipped to the bathroom afterwards for a quick piss and found out you're in retention. It's happened to me twice.....

We've both decided on a number of occasions that we needed to piss quickly just before anything's happened, not a problem aside from forcing Bob to point at the water.

Ah, well, you see it's embarassing when you're with someone you barely know, say "I'm just nipping to the bathroom", and then get stuck there for a quarter of an hour trying to force out the first drop. Doesn't make you seem like a wierdo, nosiree

losCHUNK wrote:6 - when you go to lay some cable and strike oil

So since this is a bathroom thread, you're saying you have sex in the men's bathroom? Freedom 90 indeed.

Geebs wrote:Ah, well, you see it's embarassing when you're with someone you barely know, say "I'm just nipping to the bathroom", and then get stuck there for a quarter of an hour trying to force out the first drop. Doesn't make you seem like a wierdo, nosiree

I tried not to fart around my gf the first time I stopped at hers (before we were officially going out or shaging or anything), out of courtesy I decided I'd go to the bathroom whenever I needed to let one out. Cue me getting excrutating pain when I led down then as soon as I reached the bathroom to let out massive farts the pain when away and I couldn't fart, I must have done that 15 times. Told her a month or two later about that night and she said she'd been wondering what I was doing

In short, I fart around her now.... maybe a bit too much. She'll probably take a shit in one of my trainers before too long to get revenge. Ahh young love

mik0rs wrote:In short, I fart around her now.... maybe a bit too much. She'll probably take a shit in one of my trainers before too long to get revenge. Ahh young love

:lol:

2 - Once my middlefinger just tore through the paper and I touched my poopy hole. It'll never happen to me again, EVER.

btw, poop nuggets are quite bad too, not that I had them.

that's what soap is for

will it cleanse my innocence too?

6. rep still being here

Geebs wrote:Ah, well, you see it's embarassing when you're with someone you barely know, say "I'm just nipping to the bathroom", and then get stuck there for a quarter of an hour trying to force out the first drop. Doesn't make you seem like a wierdo, nosiree

Yes, that's quite awful

the worst toilet threat is having a shower, washing your cock with soap and having a little of it get inside leaving a burning feeling...then you decide to piss the soap out, and its like pissing napalm.

rep wrote:

losCHUNK wrote:6 - when you go to lay some cable and strike oil

So since this is a bathroom thread, you're saying you have sex in the men's bathroom? Freedom 90 indeed.

since this is a rep thread, your making out your a spastic ? nothing new here