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Uaintseenme wrote:I'll run for president, here's my list of goals:

1. Take over the world
2. Colonize every livable planet
3. Ship scum to Venus
4. Ship anyone else who doesn't agree with me to Mars
5. Rename the world, "Planet Fuck Off!"
6. Genetically engineer the perfect soldier
8. Research and perfect cryogenics
7. Take over some planet inhabited by inferior beings
8. Use the moon as a weapon

I think you are the most retarded person to ever set foot here, and that's saying a lot, believe me.

Hmmmm... I'll try making a realistic list.

1. Pull out of Iraq
2. Stop funding terrorism and Israel
3. Mend wounds with China. (Because if we don't it's WWIII)
4. Invest former 'war money' to biotechnology, education, and space.
5. Invest in cancer research, and destroy government+food industry alliances that perpetrate lies such as "Humans need milk... Cow milk." :lol:
6. Use the new supreme court passed law to take back the land where the WTC complex was and make a memorial park. That new set of buildings suck.
7. Fund hybrid auto research and highway automation (You know, you tell the car to drive you there and it just does it.) First stage would be 20 years of A-LANES (Automated Lanes) which only work with cars that are fitted with the automatic navigation system... Sit back and relax, fuckers... You'll be at the airport in minutes. Sounds good? I know.
8. Declassify all documents concerning the paranormal and anything with a conspiracy around it like JFK.
9. Appoint people to reorganize the CIA and consolidate it with the NSA.
10. Real benefits for soldiers so it isn't just one giant assfuck of a time. Make it totally worthwhile to join up because not only will they know that in the 8 years I'd be there they'd never be sent to war unless we were actually directly threatened, but they'd also know there would be better benefits paid for with the money taken back from weapons programs that were cut by me. Come on, we're already so superior that we could destroy all of our allies let alone the bad guys out there. We don't need cloaking devices.
11. Make cable and satellite companies upgrade their boxes so that they have that HDTV->SDTV converter that people will need soon.
12. Seal the southern border in key locations so they can't rape our economy anymore. Hunt down farmers that pay illegals $2 an hour... If the Mexicans knew it isn't all that hard to come here legally, they'd do it because they would be guaranteed at least minimum wage.
13. Cut so many stupid programs that there would be enough money to pay for half of all medical needs of the country. Kicking the illegal Mexicans out would do wonders as far as this is concerned because of all the money they steal by going to hospital emergency rooms and not paying a bill or not paying ambulance bills. The Mexicans and Cubans steal at least $45 billion annually but the real numbers are probably double that. Give me a break. Their country is worth less than Iraq (because Iraq has a lot of oil.) Shake the fleas out of Mexico so we have a nice place to vacation one day FFS.
14. Get a loyal band of guards to protect me, then expose every fraud in politics and anyone who was a part of any conspiracy or Anti-American dealings.

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:

MKJ wrote:bout time theres a female president. in what age do we live in anyways

has there ever been a woman who actually -ran- for president? or do all women who try get voted off first and foremost by the citizens of a glorious and free nation?

Victoria Woodhull in the 1800's (late 70's i think?), and a few more after that. the last i recall was Geraldine Ferraro in the early 80's.

goodie :icon14:

Uaintseenme wrote:I'll run for president, here's my list of goals:

1. Take over the world
2. Colonize every livable planet
3. Ship scum to Venus
4. Ship anyone else who doesn't agree with me to Mars
5. Rename the world, "Planet Fuck Off!"
6. Genetically engineer the perfect soldier
8. Research and perfect cryogenics
7. Take over some planet inhabited by inferior beings
8. Use the moon as a weapon

*erects banner in garden*

"Vote Fuck Off"