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Re: Stoners are morons: discuss
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:01 pm
by Keep It Real
Geebs wrote:Ok, I'm going to make a couple of things clear from the start:
1) This thread is not about the supposed medicinal benefits; 99.99% of caners have no coexisting medical condition.
2) I don't care that you can make rope out of it.
3) This is only partly inspired by the fact that I get a couple of people with green fever every week and I'm sick to death of looking after them.
That said, why is it that stoners always assume that it's their inaliable right to turn themselves into giggling fuckwits?
i dont think giggling has anything to do with weed, where are you coming from with this.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:03 pm
by Duhard
Freakaloin wrote:non-smokers are morons..no need to discuss...thats just the way it is...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:04 pm
by Keep It Real
Duhard wrote:Eraser wrote:I associate weed with the idiots smoking the crap in the back of the tram or bus. The stuff smells horrible. And it's usually accompanied by that intellectually backwards social behaviour that's strongly influenced by them black rappers you see on MTV, with all their "bling bling", "ho's and bitches" and "gangsta attitude".
These losers for life pack together like a group of animals scared to show their weakness and cling together like they're a bunch of faggots whose dicks instantly inflated halfway during intercourse, getting them stuck in the process.
These people, actually try to "beatbox" and "rap" their way into "coolness", using their own hands as drumsticks and using their mouths as slightly crippled beatbox, generating rythms that are so increadibly off-beat and a-musical that Bach himself turns a few times in his grave.
This whole air of "we're cool because we actually attempt to act like the commercially generated people we see on television" just makes me puke. Good for nothing dipshits.
That's all a bit off topic I guess so I'll stop my rambling here. Gives the general impression I get from weed smokers though.
So that's the impression I give u...what are u..13 years old?
Keep on raging against the machine Eraser. :lol:
You're a fucking idiot
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:12 pm
by Ryoki
I liked it, it made me laugh several times

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:17 pm
by Geebs
Jackal wrote:I smoke a fair bit of weed and pull straight A's off in school. Hell, a good friend of mine smokes more than me and he's in the top 3 percentile of med students in canada.
To be fair however a lot of people who smoke do in fact turn into retards. I think it has more to do with your general disposition than anything else.
My next door neighbour at medical school used to skin up a couple of times before breakfast (red eye on the ward round -
nice). He was incredibly smart and managed to get a 2:1 in his degree on literally 2 weeks' work. Nice bloke, too.
He ended up repeating a year and the last I'd heard of him, he'd dropped out and become a bum.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:18 pm
by Duhard
It's a proven fact that non smokers (such as u) are boring...when they wanna look cool they buy some vodka or some stoopid alcoholic beverage, get wasted and sleep outside.
Smoking weed is a lot better than drinking, you don't get the hangovers and you don't lose your mind every friday night.
I like drinking but I only drink beer...I like a good beer buzz but I don't like being too drunk to remember anything.
The point is, you llamas are missing out a lot...marijuana is not evil, it's just like alcohol. There are some drunkards sleeping on the streets that have alcohol problems but it doesn't mean u have one just because u drink too.
I usually smoke a joint before going to bed when I'm working during the day and if I have a day off I usually smoke it up big time and enjoy the ride.
There is a time and place for everything and all the nerds who think that smoking weed is evil, well get a life and try it once in a while...just to realize how stoopid non smokers are..
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:20 pm
by Geebs
Freakaloin wrote:non-smokers are morons..no need to discuss...thats just the way it is...
3 questions for you, Geoffrey
1) Would you say that people who smoke too much weed eventually become paranoid?
2) Who was responsible for 9/11 again?
3) Isn't debilitating your brain while looking after young children as sure sign of a miserable piece of human garbage?
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:22 pm
by Geebs
Duhard wrote:It's a proven fact that non smokers (such as u) are boring...when they wanna look cool they buy some vodka or some stoopid alcoholic beverage, get wasted and sleep outside.
Smoking weed is a lot better than drinking, you don't get the hangovers and you don't lose your mind every friday night.
I like drinking but I only drink beer...I like a good beer buzz but I don't like being too drunk to remember anything.
The point is, you llamas are missing out a lot...marijuana is not evil, it's just like alcohol. There are some drunkards sleeping on the streets that have alcohol problems but it doesn't mean u have one just because u drink too.
I usually smoke a joint before going to bed when I'm working during the day and if I have a day off I usually smoke it up big time and enjoy the ride.
There is a time and place for everything and all the nerds who think that smoking weed is evil, well get a life and try it once in a while...just to realize how stoopid non smokers are..
This is the same tangled justification that ALL caners use. If smoking doesn't make you paranoid, why do they all behave as if everyone's trying to take their weed away from them?

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:22 pm
by Keep It Real
Geebs wrote:Jackal wrote:I smoke a fair bit of weed and pull straight A's off in school. Hell, a good friend of mine smokes more than me and he's in the top 3 percentile of med students in canada.
To be fair however a lot of people who smoke do in fact turn into retards. I think it has more to do with your general disposition than anything else.
My next door neighbour at medical school used to skin up a couple of times before breakfast (red eye on the ward round -
nice). He was incredibly smart and managed to get a 2:1 in his degree on literally 2 weeks' work. Nice bloke, too.
He ended up repeating a year and the last I'd heard of him, he'd dropped out and become a bum.
basically your problem is that you look at this in black and white. your friend had a lot of shit going on im sure that influenced this decision, and every decision he makes. Dont judge people so much.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:23 pm
by prince1000
again-
“Cannabis sativa and its derivatives are strictly prohibited in Turkey, and the natural correlative of this prescription is that alcohol, far from being frowned upon as it is in other Moslem lands, is freely drunk; being a government monopoly it can be bought at any cigarette counter. This fact is no mere detail; it is of primary social importance, since the psychological effects of the two substances are diametrically opposed to each other. Alcohol blurs the personality by loosening inhibitions. The drinker feels, temporarily at least, a sense of participation. Cannabis abolishes no inhibitions; on the contrary, it reinforces them, pushes the individual further back into the recesses of his own isolated personality, pledging him to contemplation and inaction. It is to be expected that there should be a close relationship between the culture of a given society and the means used by its members to achieve release and euphoria. For Judaism and Christianity the means has always been alcohol; for Islam it has been hashish. The first is dynamic in its effects, the other static. If a nation wishes, however mistakenly, to Westernize itself, first let it give up hashish. The rest will follow, more or less as a matter of course. Conversely, in a Western country, if a whole segment of the population desires, for reasons of protest, to isolate itself in a radical fashion from the society around it, the quickest and surest way is for it to replace alcohol with cannabis.”
-Paul Bowles
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:25 pm
by Duhard
This ain't a tangled justification dumbo, it's the godamn truth.
What's teh deal with u geebs...u tried weed once and u became paranoid and insecure because you're a pussy and u instantly thought "weed is evil!!1"?
get a grip and light it up..
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:26 pm
by netrex
Ryoki wrote:Isn't soap made out of leftovers from other drugs cut with all kinds of crap, or something?
Dude. See Fight Club and you'll know what soap is made of

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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:27 pm
by Keep It Real
Duhard wrote:
This ain't a tangled justification dumbo, it's the godamn truth.
What's teh deal with u geebs...u tried weed once and u became paranoid and insecure because you're a pussy and u instantly thought "weed is evil!!1"?
get a grip and light it up..
that's what it sounds like...
When I first smoked weed I felt insecure a little bit sometimes. Big deal, once you understand your insecurity you realize that even when you're high, you can think about whatever you want. That's important.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:28 pm
by Geebs
Keep It Real wrote:Geebs wrote:Jackal wrote:I smoke a fair bit of weed and pull straight A's off in school. Hell, a good friend of mine smokes more than me and he's in the top 3 percentile of med students in canada.
To be fair however a lot of people who smoke do in fact turn into retards. I think it has more to do with your general disposition than anything else.
My next door neighbour at medical school used to skin up a couple of times before breakfast (red eye on the ward round -
nice). He was incredibly smart and managed to get a 2:1 in his degree on literally 2 weeks' work. Nice bloke, too.
He ended up repeating a year and the last I'd heard of him, he'd dropped out and become a bum.
basically your problem is that you look at this in black and white. your friend had a lot of shit going on im sure that influenced this decision, and every decision he makes. Dont judge people so much.
When did I judge him? I was just stating his story, as Jackal was using an anecdotal argument; i.e. I was actually pointing out that Jackal's case is pretty weak. Heh, more stoner paranoia.....
“Cannabis sativa and its derivatives are strictly prohibited in Turkey, and the natural correlative of this prescription is that alcohol, far from being frowned upon as it is in other Moslem lands, is freely drunk; being a government monopoly it can be bought at any cigarette counter. This fact is no mere detail; it is of primary social importance, since the psychological effects of the two substances are diametrically opposed to each other. Alcohol blurs the personality by loosening inhibitions. The drinker feels, temporarily at least, a sense of participation. Cannabis abolishes no inhibitions; on the contrary, it reinforces them, pushes the individual further back into the recesses of his own isolated personality, pledging him to contemplation and inaction. It is to be expected that there should be a close relationship between the culture of a given society and the means used by its members to achieve release and euphoria. For Judaism and Christianity the means has always been alcohol; for Islam it has been hashish. The first is dynamic in its effects, the other static. If a nation wishes, however mistakenly, to Westernize itself, first let it give up hashish. The rest will follow, more or less as a matter of course. Conversely, in a Western country, if a whole segment of the population desires, for reasons of protest, to isolate itself in a radical fashion from the society around it, the quickest and surest way is for it to replace alcohol with cannabis.”
-Paul Bowles
Frankly, a load of old cobblers
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:32 pm
by Geebs
Duhard wrote:
This ain't a tangled justification dumbo, it's the godamn truth.
What's teh deal with u geebs...u tried weed once and u became paranoid and insecure because you're a pussy and u instantly thought "weed is evil!!1"?
get a grip and light it up..
Nah, I've smoked plenty, and I drink alcohol about once a month. There's about as much manliness inherent in smoking weed as there is in stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork, so the "pussy" argument doesn't hold any water.
It's more from seeing what morons it makes other people. Look at Kracus, ferchrissakes.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:34 pm
by Freakaloin
we can all agree geebs is the biggest lamer here...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:35 pm
by Keep It Real
When did I judge him? I was just stating his story, as Jackal was using an anecdotal argument; i.e. I was actually pointing out that Jackal's case is pretty weak. Heh, more stoner paranoia.....
You used your experience and feelings about weed to try to "understand" that person. Thats a judgement. All the choices that guy makes are all his own choices.
I'm having trouble with explaining this, but I think you're just looking at this in black and white terms. Think about it like this, a person who smokes weed all day long probably has an obsession with weed. Also they must be pretty apathetic or inactive because smoking weed all day isnt very stimulating especially if you have the tolerance of a pot head. These kind of things are why your friend dropped out of school, in my opinion.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:35 pm
by CaseDogg
"giggling fuckwits?" :icon19:
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:36 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Geebs for GD mod.
Stoners, go play on the couch.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:39 pm
by Geebs
Keep It Real wrote:
When did I judge him? I was just stating his story, as Jackal was using an anecdotal argument; i.e. I was actually pointing out that Jackal's case is pretty weak. Heh, more stoner paranoia.....
You used your experience and feelings about weed to try to "understand" that person. Thats a judgement. All the choices that guy makes are all his own choices.
I'm having trouble with explaining this, but I think you're just looking at this in black and white terms. Think about it like this, a person who smokes weed all day long probably has an obsession with weed. Also they must be pretty apathetic or inactive because smoking weed all day isnt very stimulating especially if you have the tolerance of a pot head. These kind of things are why your friend dropped out of school, in my opinion.
That's much more of a judgement than I was making :icon26:
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:40 pm
by Keep It Real
Geebs wrote:
It's more from seeing what morons it makes other people. Look at Kracus, ferchrissakes.
Kracus is probably obsessed with weed. These kind of psychological things have a lot more to do with the irrational behavior of pot heads.
My dad is a successful person, hes an ER doctor, and he has been smoking since he was 12 he told me, at times all day, but at least once or twice a week.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:42 pm
by Keep It Real
Geebs wrote:Keep It Real wrote:
When did I judge him? I was just stating his story, as Jackal was using an anecdotal argument; i.e. I was actually pointing out that Jackal's case is pretty weak. Heh, more stoner paranoia.....
You used your experience and feelings about weed to try to "understand" that person. Thats a judgement. All the choices that guy makes are all his own choices.
I'm having trouble with explaining this, but I think you're just looking at this in black and white terms. Think about it like this, a person who smokes weed all day long probably has an obsession with weed. Also they must be pretty apathetic or inactive because smoking weed all day isnt very stimulating especially if you have the tolerance of a pot head. These kind of things are why your friend dropped out of school, in my opinion.
That's much more of a judgement than I was making :icon26:
Well I guess I can't psychoanalyze somebody I don't know. My point is that weed can not change a person's thoughts! thats important. :icon26: :icon26:
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:45 pm
by prince1000
the only thing i heard about weed that is bad minus the carcinogens is that it causes your genes to mutate, ie your progeny are more susceptible to disease and birth defects. this from a pulitzer prize winning neurologist a friend of mine works with at rockefeller uni in nyc. the main topic was him trying to actually convince us ecstasy isnt as bad for you long term as cannabis is...
and geebs, anything in excess turns you into mush. and you can't deny influences on one's pysche/physiology the physical world plays. too many variables/pre-existing conditions, though again, with excess, i would concede that the probablity is higher you'll become a sloth.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:49 pm
by Duhard
Geebs wrote:It's more from seeing what morons it makes other people. Look at Kracus, ferchrissakes.
Yeah but Kracus was born retarded, weed has nothing to do with it, it just exposes the supermoron in him..
jesus...this ain't heroin we're talking about...moronoids
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:49 pm
by Bacon
Geebs - - Do you drink?