Goths who ask goths out. Underpants? 1 Nut

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:53 am

Brian Slade wrote:But I guess really that all this is besides the point, I know I'll get slated for this because none of you fuckers like a happy ending.

The important this is that you've grown as a human being through this experience, and you now understand that there are no happy endings, only the ultimate finality that is death, until which we dance like moths around a flame, oblivious to our own mortality.

Post by **Psyche911** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:05 am

Keep It Real wrote: daily isnt cutting it, its like all the fat migrated to her face, not that you have any room at all to be picky, fruity goth :lol:

I don't know what everyone has against his girl, I think she looks good, even if she does look underage. heh

Keep It Real wrote:edit: what were you thinking dying your hair black and spiking it crazy. your hair looks like some kind of sculpture on your head, gothic architecture, it doesn't look like real hair at all

That made me :icon19: though. Gothic architecture. lol

Post by **Pauly** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:24 am

I think this is a lovely story. So nice to see Goths being happy and in love.

Oh, by the way, if you don't think she has had his large one up her fanny flaps then you are seriously naive. Well played.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:33 pm

Pauly wrote: Oh, by the way, if you don't think she has had his large one up her fanny flaps then you are seriously naive. Well played.

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:41 pm

Fanny flaps. :lol:

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:02 pm

Funny seeing how the word goth seems to creep up all to often like I'm some kind of manic-depresso, to be honest I've never been much into the Goth scene, too angsty. always been more into the Grunge scene, which whilst angsty, actually has good music.
A Lot of paradoxical comments from people here, which despite your obvious wishes, are far from true. She's never been with anybody else, I asked her mother whom before I met her, ruled her choice in guys like an iron curtain. My girlfriend is hot, anybody who says otherwise is obviously a hormone raging virgin who only has his right hand as company (or left in the case of lefties). But still, I dont hate you for it.
As for the name Brian Slade, as far as I'm aware, he never toured with Marilyn Manson. He was a character played by John Rhys-Meyers in the cult movie Velvet Goldmine with Ewan McGregor.
Anyway, in about 20 minutes, I'm off to have sex, with my girlfriend who doesnt have Genital Herpes, Genital Warts, HPV, Chlamydia (sp?) or any kind of Genital fungus or disease of any type. I wouldnt usually tell people on a forum full of nerds and virgins that I was going to have sex, as that would usually get them excited and cause a rampage of jealous virgins to protest at my enjoyment. Later Fucko's, or should it be No-Fuckos.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:11 pm

LET'S ALL KISS THE NEAREST 12 YEAR OLD AND THEN TELL A COP!!!

OOHH THE SUSPENSE!!!

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:24 pm

I appreciate your input, but I think you'd scare off any 12 yr olds you saw cause you're a fat monstrosity.
Go on a diet or die of morbid obesity and dont use your love of food as an excuse to put on another 200lbs.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:30 pm

Ouch. You verbal ninja you.

You must get your special powers from your eyeshadow. :lol:

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:35 pm

RiffRaff wrote:"Fuck me Taylor, Fuck me Taylor"

lol

Ownage in a can.

Post by **Brian Slade** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:45 am

Someone with a life outside the internet and an active sex life (me) vs. some fat fuck who needs 3000 calories just to get out of bed in the morning and has to use a back support just to jack off (you)
Looks like I win every time.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:19 am

Says the dumb goth who posts threads about his personal life on the internet.

Post by **Brian Slade** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:06 am

You WOULD post about your personal life, but you have sense to realise that people are not interested in your latest slim fast plan

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:11 am

tatahathehahahehah Someone has been played but I'm not telling bhahehtehahehghegegege

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:34 am

Brian Slade wrote: Looks like I win every time.

Except for the time you believed that your girl wasn't getting it in the chute from another guy. Dumbass. :lol:

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:13 pm

On a more serious note here, 'B:r:i

n', you really have been played. What you've told us about what your gf said were her reasons for being so coy sound exactly like classic female evasion and bullshit. Face it, she took this guy's cock, then made you feel guilty for not trusting her. Twice played. You got a lot to learn about women, chum.

Post by **diego** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:22 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Ouch. You verbal ninja you.

You must get your special powers from your eyeshadow. :lol:

lol

Post by **Bacon** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:50 pm

bork[e] wrote:tatahathehahahehah Someone has been played but I'm not telling bhahehtehahehghegegege

:lol::lol::lol:

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:38 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Ouch. You verbal ninja you.

You must get your special powers from your eyeshadow. :lol:

:LOL:

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:41 pm

by the way, she set you up to be let down had he wanted to stay with her after their night of hot dirty, back seat of his mustang -violating-her-in-ways-you-never-will-sex but came back to you after taylor curbed her underaged ass for being a dead fuck.

Post by **reefsurfer** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:23 pm

I drive a golf...

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:45 pm

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:05 pm

Dave wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Fuck off E:V:H:O:M:O.
Ah ha..

this explains everything.

Post by **Brian Slade** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:19 am

seremtan wrote: You got a lot to learn about women, chum.

Not off you, pal.

Post by **Brian Slade** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:24 am

Best of all, she couldnt be happier with me right now either. She's relentlessly talking about becoming committed to me, in other words we're probably gonna be talking about getting married pretty soon.
And she's hardly Goth. Does this look goth to you?

Not to me.

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