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Mazda won it with "volatile fecal festival".

ps fuck off aimee

Captain Mazda wrote:More rape fantasies? You and loschunk should hang out.

[vid]http://i.imgur.com/AGk47NS.mp4[/vid]

fuck off MKJ, no one asked you to referee, cunt

also: "hot peppers" - an all-african version of the chippendales perhaps? that would certainly explain the consistency of the chunky bum batter erupting from Mazda's anal fistula

xoxo

spermincan warps over to thoughts of sweaty bum-love faster than George Takei navigating a field of space cocks.

remember when she took riding lessons from him in the winter time in chicago... harry blizendorf asked me if he could smell my shoe lases after we went fishing... I told him to go FUCK HIMSELF... then she made cookies out of playdough and twizlers for breakfast... man what a pain I had from being raped naked...

Yeah, do you know him...

Memphis wrote:

THE SCHIZOID RAMBLINGS MUST FLOW

aimee wrote:I watched him win American idol ...keep up to date by reading his twitter and think maybe if I woulda fed him breakfast that time he'd be willing to hang out with me sometime and do fun stuff

if she can sing why is she homeless selling her vagina for food stamps... this other guy walked past and said the pasta was not al dente in the chef boyardee... how do those cans get their labels... I hope it doesn't rain in my house this weekend... FUCK...

seremtan wrote:

Memphis wrote:

THE SCHIZOID RAMBLINGS MUST FLOW

I thinks that's amiee's vagina.

YourGrandpa wrote:this other guy walked past and said the pasta was not al dente in the chef boyardee...

he was right

canned pasta cannot possibly be al dente

he was here last week polishing his wheel barrel.

Ban em both

more peanuts have fallen from his pastries.

aimee wrote:golf wang

he was a staff sergeant in the Marine Corps for a while until retiring to do gay porn in Auckland's underground scene. Daniel Day-Lewis told me this while he was fixing my shoes

he knew everything what was going on. even the recipe for cake. amazing human being

yeah so there was this guy picking fruit on my lawn and i told him to stop and it was leonard from big bang theory and he said his mother needed chemo because she was a 9/11 first responder and that was what the fruit was for. i gave him $1000 but he never called me and when i drove to his house he was in a threesome with jon stewart and the guy who did the voice of gordon freeman in half-life 2 so i took my fruit back the bastard

now i'm thinking he owes me an apology and $1000 worth of fruit

seremtan wrote:yeah so there was this guy picking fruit on my lawn and i told him to stop and it was leonard from big bang theory and he said his mother needed chemo because she was a 9/11 first responder and that was what the fruit was for. i gave him $1000 but he never called me and when i drove to his house he was in a threesome with jon stewart and the guy who did the voice of gordon freeman in half-life 2 so i took my fruit back the bastard

now i'm thinking he owes me an apology and $1000 worth of fruit

Dude, that was way too coherent. Try this.

she went to a candle box concert looking for crayons... I told her to read the instructions that were spelled out with dildos on the back of a dumpster... after the movie he bent over and his prolapsed asshole was bloody and swollen and looked like a freshly picked rosebud... the door man ask me if I wanted to go camping which meant he wanted to FUCK ME in my straight jacket... the nurses were whispering things for him to do to me I know it... micheal landon once said everyone could fly like an angle... I don't like cheeseburgers...