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Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:05 am
by YourGrandpa
Flex Donkey wrote:You're upset about others having a family after you've just spent Christmas by yourself. You gonna be ok lonely guy?
I'm fine bro. So is my family. We had a great Christmas. We went to see my wife's family on Christmas eve. We opened gifts at our place Christmas day. Then we went to see my family for Christmas brunch. Hopefully your little bastard gets to enjoy the same some day.
Cheer up, sperm donor.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:09 am
by Flex Donkey
Lol, it must really hurt you inside to type all that after spending the whole time alone.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:20 am
by YourGrandpa
Maybe if you had planned that pregnancy you wouldn't be so upset at everyone else.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:22 am
by Flex Donkey
Life couldn't be better, damn it's good to be me.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:24 am
by YourGrandpa
With all that interanger, it sure doesn't seem like it.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:26 am
by Flex Donkey
Don't be too upset, it's not like you've got a reputation for being perceptive.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:29 am
by YourGrandpa
I'm not upset. Your illegitimate child isn't my problem.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:30 am
by Flex Donkey
The one you only get to see every second Sunday is though.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:32 am
by YourGrandpa
Forecasting your future.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:34 am
by Flex Donkey
Describing your present.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:36 am
by YourGrandpa
When is your "smashed 10" getting her late term abortion to avoid total humiliation?
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:42 am
by Flex Donkey
There's no humiliation in having a child with an alpha male with superior muscle and tanning genetics like myself.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 6:11 am
by scared?
U actually believe the child is urs?...u do realize I was in Australia 5 months ago?...
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Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 6:30 am
by Flex Donkey
You had a vasectomy chump, unless you think that me fucking you somehow got my main 10 pregnant.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 7:25 am
by scared?
U think a vasectomy can stop me? Naive chump...
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Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 7:38 am
by Flex Donkey
Grow up.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 4:01 pm
by MKJ
Flex Donkey wrote:
I smash 10's, not crush them. Your ex-wife divorces 3's.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:04 pm
by Pext
Flex Donkey wrote:tanning genetics
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:24 am
by Ryoki
Flex Donkey wrote:I won't. I'm told it's like watching your favourite pub burn to the ground.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 2:56 pm
by shaft
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:11 pm
by xer0s
No kids here. I'm soooooo well rested, it's incredible...
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:42 pm
by scared?
Fun fact.... Lawl's real name is Charles...
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Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:44 pm
by MKJ
Also known as Cheesecake Charlie around these parts.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:54 pm
by plained
xer0s wrote:No kids here. I'm soooooo well rested, it's incredible...
sssooo well rested = complacent = ...
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:57 pm
by xer0s
plained wrote:xer0s wrote:No kids here. I'm soooooo well rested, it's incredible...
sssooo well rested = complacent = ...
No, just well rested...
