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Flex Donkey wrote:You're upset about others having a family after you've just spent Christmas by yourself. You gonna be ok lonely guy?
I'm fine bro. So is my family. We had a great Christmas. We went to see my wife's family on Christmas eve. We opened gifts at our place Christmas day. Then we went to see my family for Christmas brunch. Hopefully your little bastard gets to enjoy the same some day.

Cheer up, sperm donor.
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Lol, it must really hurt you inside to type all that after spending the whole time alone.
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Maybe if you had planned that pregnancy you wouldn't be so upset at everyone else.
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Life couldn't be better, damn it's good to be me.
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With all that interanger, it sure doesn't seem like it.
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Don't be too upset, it's not like you've got a reputation for being perceptive.
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I'm not upset. Your illegitimate child isn't my problem.
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The one you only get to see every second Sunday is though.
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Forecasting your future. :olo:
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Describing your present.
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When is your "smashed 10" getting her late term abortion to avoid total humiliation?
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There's no humiliation in having a child with an alpha male with superior muscle and tanning genetics like myself.
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U actually believe the child is urs?...u do realize I was in Australia 5 months ago?... :olo: ...
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You had a vasectomy chump, unless you think that me fucking you somehow got my main 10 pregnant.
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U think a vasectomy can stop me? Naive chump... :olo: ...
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Grow up.
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Flex Donkey wrote:
I smash 10's, not crush them. Your ex-wife divorces 3's.
:olo:
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Flex Donkey wrote:tanning genetics
:olo: :olo:
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Flex Donkey wrote:I won't. I'm told it's like watching your favourite pub burn to the ground.
:olo:
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No kids here. I'm soooooo well rested, it's incredible...
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Fun fact.... Lawl's real name is Charles... :olo: ...
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Also known as Cheesecake Charlie around these parts.
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xer0s wrote:No kids here. I'm soooooo well rested, it's incredible...
sssooo well rested = complacent = ...
it is about time!
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plained wrote:
xer0s wrote:No kids here. I'm soooooo well rested, it's incredible...
sssooo well rested = complacent = ...
No, just well rested...
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