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Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:41 am
by YourGrandpa
Your excuses don't change how shitty the UFC events were.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:42 am
by LawL
Your ignorance doesn't change the fact that you don't understand what you're watching.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:47 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Gwamps watches MMA for the endurance.

Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:59 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
btw gwamps, to argue that JDS hasn't got cardio after he went 5 rounds with Velasquez shows that once again you haven't a clue what you're talking about. Someone who hasn't trained wouldn't last one round let alone five.
Let me guess though, you're just acting dumb as an elaborate troll right? Uh huh.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:04 am
by LawL
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:44 pm
by YourGrandpa
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:btw gwamps, to argue that JDS hasn't got cardio after he went 5 rounds with Velasquez shows that once again you haven't a clue what you're talking about. Someone who hasn't trained wouldn't last one round let alone five.
Let me guess though, you're just acting dumb as an elaborate troll right? Uh huh.
They lumbered around the ring for nearly 3 rounds, both lacking the ability to take the other out. Perhaps if they had been better trained one of them could have executed a knock-out punch or submission. It was a shit fight. Sorry you don't agree.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:41 am
by LawL
Or maybe they're both just extremely tough and difficult to finish.
Here's the records of the two fighters who don't train to finish according to MMA Expert YourGrandpa:
Cain: 12 fights, 11 wins, 9 finishes.
JDS: 17 fights, 15 wins, 13 finishes.
Just shut up fatso.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:52 am
by YourGrandpa
Hey stupid. The fighters were exhausted way too early, the fight sucked and they should be embarrassed. UFC 154 and 155 were both slow paced and incredibly uneventful. I'm sure Dana has recognized this and will make the necessary changes. Because he's infinitely smarter than some drop-out, half-wit that lives with his parents. Go cry in your BF ass if you don't like it.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:05 am
by LawL
Hey fatso. The fighters weren't exhausted way too early. One was extremely hurt and the other was capable of pushing a relentless pace for 5 entire rounds... and these guys are heavyweights. The fight didn't suck and the only embarrassment is the retarded opinions of ignorant morons like you. UFC 154 was the long awaited return and welterweight title defense of GSP who happens to be the biggest draw in the UFC, and 155 was the most anticipated rematch in heavyweight history that resulted in a title change. The fact that you label these as "uneventful" just goes to further prove what an utterly ignorant retard you are on the matter.
What ever Dana White chooses to do with his product, rest assured he won't be listening to some fat, bald/block headed, low intellect, redneck loser at life who hasn't got the first clue about what he's watching.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:13 am
by YourGrandpa
If a 5 round fight only goes 1.5 rounds before each fighter is completely gassed, it sucks. They should be embarrassed and no matter how many cocks you suck is gonna change that. If you watch Dana's interview about the fight he creatively dances around the questioning, in an attempt to protect his brand (understandable). Even though the interviewer was trying to get him to respond to how lame the fight was.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:17 am
by YourGrandpa
Look, dipshit. I get that you're purposely disagreeing with me to occupy your empty life. If not, you're a jaded homo watching the UFC to fulfill fantasies. Either way, fuck off.
Thanks.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:23 am
by LawL
YourGrandpa wrote:If a 5 round fight only goes 1.5 rounds before each fighter is completely gassed, it sucks. They should be embarrassed and no matter how many cocks you suck is gonna change that. If you watch Dana's interview about the fight he creatively dances around the questioning, in an attempt to protect his brand (understandable). Even though the interviewer was trying to get him to respond to how lame the fight was.
Oh it's one and a half rounds before they were supposedly gassed now is it, a couple of posts up you were claiming it was half a round. You've obviously realised how wrong you are due to how much I've schooled you but are having trouble admitting it. The fight wasn't lame at all and you're a just bleed moron who should stick to watching felony fights on youtube because that level of skill and athleticism suits your complete lack of knowledge.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:25 am
by LawL
YourGrandpa wrote:Look, dipshit. I get that you're purposely disagreeing with me to occupy your empty life. If not, you're a jaded homo watching the UFC to fulfill fantasies. Either way, fuck off.
Thanks.
Either that or I'm just easily picking apart every stupid thing you say because I actually have knowledge to back up my opinions.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:33 am
by YourGrandpa
LawL wrote:Oh it's one and a half rounds before they were supposedly gassed now is it, a couple of posts up you were claiming it was half a round. You've obviously realised how wrong you are due to how much I've schooled you but are having trouble admitting it. The fight wasn't lame at all and you're a just bleed moron who should stick to watching felony fights on youtube because that level of skill and athleticism suits your complete lack of knowledge.
Jr. was gassed nearly 1/2 way through the first. Cain was gassed nearly 1/2 way through the second. Either way it was embarrassing. Dana knows it, the media knows it and the viewing audience knows it. You're the lonely dope suggesting otherwise.
Carry on, stupid.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:39 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:42 am
by LawL
YourGrandpa wrote:Jr. was gassed nearly 1/2 way through the first. Cain was gassed nearly 1/2 way through the second. Either way it was embarrassing. Dana knows it, the media knows it and the viewing audience knows it. You're the lonely dope suggesting otherwise.
Carry on, stupid.
JDS was hurt, not gassed, as I've already explained in great detail. You just repeating the same ignorant sentence doesn't do anything for your argument. Cain wasn't gassed, or he wouldn't have been able to push a relentless pace for an entire 5 rounds. The only thing embarrassing, as we've already thoroughly established, are your stupid opinions.
Carry on, fatso.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:45 am
by YourGrandpa
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
AMAZING 10 second clip from a 25 minute fight. First round glory.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:46 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Just stop Gwamps. You've made your incredibly ill-informed opinion known.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:52 am
by YourGrandpa
LawL wrote:JDS was hurt, not gassed, as I've already explained in great detail. You just repeating the same ignorant sentence doesn't do anything for your argument. Cain wasn't gassed, or he wouldn't have been able to push a relentless pace for an entire 5 rounds. The only thing embarrassing, as we've already thoroughly established, are your stupid opinions.
Carry on, fatso.
JDS is hurt SO BAD half way through the 1st round that he can never regain his composure for 4.5 rounds. Cain is in such good shape that he can't put away the "hurt" JDS.
Keep trying to sell the bullshit hommie. LOL!!
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:53 am
by YourGrandpa
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Just stop Gwamps. You've made your incredibly ill-informed opinion known.
Like you know SO much better. LOL!
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:00 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
I do. Velasquez wasn't gassed he was aggressively pursuing JDS the whole fight. A gassed fighter cannot do this.
JDS was not gassed, he was hurt. Velasquez's pace was such that JDS wouldn't have had time and opportunity to recover if he were gassed yet he clearly was moving better in the later rounds. The reason? He had recovered from the devastating punishment he had taken early on.
So yeah, while I'm certainly no expert, I have some fundamental understanding of what I'm watching while you clearly don't.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:10 am
by YourGrandpa
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:I do. Velasquez wasn't gassed he was aggressively pursuing JDS the whole fight. A gassed fighter cannot do this.
JDS was not gassed, he was hurt. Velasquez's pace was such that JDS wouldn't have had time and opportunity to recover if he were gassed yet he clearly was moving better in the later rounds. The reason? He had recovered from the devastating punishment he had taken early on.
So yeah, while I'm certainly no expert, I have some fundamental understanding of what I'm watching while you clearly don't.
Cain wasn't aggressively pursuing anyone. Even Dana said he was playing it safe. JDS got hurt half way through the first round and never came back. They both stumbled through rounds 2, 3, 4 and 5 looking like they were ready to fall over at any given time. The fight sucked. Deal with it.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:15 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
The numbers don't lie. And gwamps remains as big a moron as the day he started posting at Q3W.
Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:19 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
YourGrandpa wrote: Even Dana said
noob alert

Re: UFC 155 was on today
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:24 am
by YourGrandpa
LOL!!!
The numbers don't lie. Everyone went to sleep in the second round. And you should find some other topic to disagree with just because I have a different opinion.