Re: Doomsday
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:00 pm
Eastern Time dumbo.
You're destroyed, no matter what fucking timezone, geofflyn.scared? wrote:so what time zone is the apocalypse in sync with?...
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Re: Doomsday
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:04 pm
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:15 pm
whatever timezone Texas is inscared? wrote:so what time zone is the apocalypse in sync with?...
Central Retard Time
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:20 pm
Who wants to bet there'll be some kinda of Jonestown scenario?
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:34 pm
If it involves retards killing themselves, I'm all for it.
Point is, not a lot of ppl are *REALLY* into the whole Mayan bullshit, the way Mayans were into it, back then.
So Saturday comes, and we all live, and we laugh about all the silliness.
All the while allowing other absurd faiths and superstitions, like Christianity, influencing our legislation.
Yeah, those silly Mayans
Point is, not a lot of ppl are *REALLY* into the whole Mayan bullshit, the way Mayans were into it, back then.
So Saturday comes, and we all live, and we laugh about all the silliness.
All the while allowing other absurd faiths and superstitions, like Christianity, influencing our legislation.
Yeah, those silly Mayans
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:10 pm
xer0s wrote:Who wants to bet there'll be some kinda of Jonestown scenario?
Plan B wrote:If it involves retards killing themselves, I'm all for it.
This is an opportunity to "cull the dumb" that only comes once every few thousand years....or whenever some religious nut on a soapbox picks a new doomsday date to "prepare" for. Either way, Earth's overall IQ goes up.
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:27 pm
Unfortunately, the "real believers" will spin their bullshit into some other bullshit, where "their beliefs" will mean something to them.
In conclusion: you can never "win" against retards;
They will always spin shit their way, where 1+1=3, even if all proof shows otherwise
In conclusion: you can never "win" against retards;
They will always spin shit their way, where 1+1=3, even if all proof shows otherwise
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:22 pm
except that they weren't, at least not in the way 21-12-2012 is talked about today, as a simple bit of research would have told you if you'd bothered to do it, my fine dutch panda-fucker:Plan B wrote:Point is, not a lot of ppl are *REALLY* into the whole Mayan bullshit, the way Mayans were into it, back then.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayan_Long ... Long_CountWikipedia wrote:Despite the publicity generated by the 2012 date, Susan Milbrath, curator of Latin American Art and Archaeology at the Florida Museum of Natural History, stated that "We have no record or knowledge that [the Maya] would think the world would come to an end" in 2012. "For the ancient Maya, it was a huge celebration to make it to the end of a whole cycle," says Sandra Noble, executive director of the Foundation for the Advancement of Mesoamerican Studies in Crystal River, Florida. To render December 21, 2012, as a doomsday event or moment of cosmic shifting, she says, is "a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in." "There will be another cycle," says E. Wyllys Andrews V, director of the Tulane University Middle American Research Institute (MARI). "We know the Maya thought there was one before this, and that implies they were comfortable with the idea of another one after this."
also check out the table showing the correspondence between the Gregorian calendar and Mayan long count: a cycle ended 400 years ago, and the one that starts on 21-12-2012 will end in another 400 years
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:15 am
but, my moat
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:22 am
Video games have properly trained me to survive the apocalypse. I am ready. Bring your worst, demons/aliens/zombies/Hitler/cyborgs/Bowser!
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:02 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:36 am
gotta say, unusually sunny for the end of the world
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:43 am
well it started for me. I seared my thumb and indexfinger to the bone. fucking stove.
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:12 am
For me as well!
Some demented fossile of a man decided to hit me with his car this morning, causing me to roll all over his hood like some sort of coloured person. Why do i say demented you ask? Why, because the first thing he did when he got out was ask a random bystander if he 'had any damage', what a fucking cunt.
Don't worry though guys, i'm totally okay except for some scratches.
Some demented fossile of a man decided to hit me with his car this morning, causing me to roll all over his hood like some sort of coloured person. Why do i say demented you ask? Why, because the first thing he did when he got out was ask a random bystander if he 'had any damage', what a fucking cunt.
Don't worry though guys, i'm totally okay except for some scratches.
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:20 am
What am I going to do with all these sticks?! ?:/
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 am
well shit guyblowki. did you at least kick out his headlight?
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 am
but wait, what's this?
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:32 am
tis just australia.
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:34 am
NawMKJ wrote:well shit guyblowki. did you at least kick out his headlight?
Called the cops, filed a report. They're going to pay him a visit and are possibly going to take away his license. Or make him do a test for drivers who screwed up one too many times (which funnily enough is in the building where i work). Or nothing might happen if this is his first accident in a long time.
But yeah, the guy was so confused he had to ask his passenger where he lived and what his phonenumber was for fuck sake... one of the mysteries of our driving system is why people who are suffering from dementia are not getting their licenses revoked immediately, they're a goddamn menace.
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:07 am
ERMAHGERDRyoki wrote:For me as well!
Some demented fossile of a man decided to hit me with his car this morning, causing me to roll all over his hood like some sort of coloured person. Why do i say demented you ask? Why, because the first thing he did when he got out was ask a random bystander if he 'had any damage', what a fucking cunt.
Don't worry though guys, i'm totally okay except for some scratches.
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:23 am
Glad you're not dead, Mr Holland 
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:14 pm
as am i haha
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:29 pm
Isn't this the same story Kracus told, minus the crowbar?Ryoki wrote:For me as well!
Some demented fossile of a man decided to hit me with his car this morning, causing me to roll all over his hood like some sort of coloured person. Why do i say demented you ask? Why, because the first thing he did when he got out was ask a random bystander if he 'had any damage', what a fucking cunt.
Don't worry though guys, i'm totally okay except for some scratches.
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:06 pm
Did i mention any club business, strip clubs, 9mm's or Hells Angels?
Re: Doomsday
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:30 pm
Or keys of coke