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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:15 pm
by phantasmagoria
i'd let it escape out of the window to own the general chav population
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:53 pm
by losCHUNK
im post it through the letter box of my nxt door neighbour >: D
cunts still alive n all
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:37 pm
by ForM
Put it in a jar and shake the jar vigorisly, banging it agenst the top and bottom and then stare in its "eyes" as it buzzes in a pissed of action.
Then yell out OWNT!
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:45 pm
by Scourge
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:29 am
by losCHUNK
just to let you all know when i awoke the next morning he was banging on the side of the case with the expression
"let me ou ya bastard ive been stuck in this shithole all night"
so i took him out the back garden placed the case and container on the ground, stood a safe distance away and knocked it over with a mop handle
so he's safe n sound

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:30 am
by phantasmagoria
good, props to you, darling (L)
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:22 am
by Scourge
Did he at least try to chase you?
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:25 am
by losCHUNK
im expecting his mother to knock the door later
you know the mothers
the one with a bee hanging off each tit whilst scratching the slush bucket wondering if she needs some sort of vagi cream or if she's sprouting another sprog
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:31 am
by Scourge
Of course you know he'll tell her he was totally abused while under your care.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:34 am
by losCHUNK
dont worry ill set her straight
ive left a note on the door saying ive moved to canada and that she should give up all hope of ever finding me