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Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:14 am
by Fender
Did they test to see what kind of poo? People poo? Sheep poo?



But seriously, did isn't northern more rural and more farm land? I would assume that farmers would have more poo on their hands just from their work.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:18 pm
by plained
Fender wrote:btw youtube allows you to link to a specific time in a vid now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzivmOQWkVQ#t=2m26s
thats pretty neat , plus it works with the high quality thing (&fmt=18) too like soo

&fmt=18#t=2m26s

so the full thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzivmOQW ... 18#t=2m26s

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:19 pm
by plained
oh shit i guess it didnt work together whoops

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:28 pm
by mancubus
Americans have shit for brains.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:32 pm
by MKJ
^ :olo:

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:32 pm
by plained
plained wrote:oh shit i guess it didnt work together whoops

actually it kinda works
it has to load all the way to the 2:36 piont then it plays from there


fucking awesome tune and vid tho!

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:38 pm
by seremtan
mancubus wrote:Americans have shit for brains.
rof

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:00 pm
by Peenyuh
That's because Euros do our thinking for us. :smirk:

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:04 pm
by seremtan
and right now we're thinking you should elect obama next tuesday instead of pulling your usual stunt of voting for a gigantic tool

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:08 pm
by Peenyuh
If it were up to us, we would. :olo:

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:07 am
by losCHUNK
Fender wrote:Did they test to see what kind of poo? People poo? Sheep poo?



But seriously, did isn't northern more rural and more farm land? I would assume that farmers would have more poo on their hands just from their work.
could skew the results a little i suppose but they surveyed pretty large cities, most of the people surveyed probaly think the countryisde is just a type picture....

just face it, were dirty bastards :], any other countries got results though, to compare against ?

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:52 am
by losCHUNK
i wont touch a tap if it aint one of them push down button thingys mind.... my cock, balls and ass are gunna be cleaner then them....

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:14 am
by Wabbit
seremtan wrote:and right now we're thinking you should elect obama next tuesday instead of pulling your usual stunt of voting for a gigantic tool
It's not like every American voted for Bush. I never voted for him but damned if he didn't win anyway. He wouldn't have won the last election if he didn't have his brother steal Florida for him. I'd also like to add that never once in the last eight years did Bush or any of his advisors approach me and ask if I agreed with what they were doing. The fact that I didn't agree had no effect.

Having Bush for president was like being on a runaway train to hell. There's not a damned thing you can do about it but pray for the end.

I'll be voting for Obama on the November 4th.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:16 am
by losCHUNK
excuses, excuses

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:27 am
by Ryoki
Memphis wrote:Yup. It's true as tits are great. Every day I use the can in work it's absolutely certain that some filthy gibbon will exit a stall, then the room, immediately after taking a dump (or in some cases, apparently practicing their impression of a tone deaf bison with grunting tourettes and a trombone) without going anywhere near a sink. Whoever put those plastic strips across the base of the doors enabling a kick to open, as opposed to grab crap-caked doorhandle, I raise a glass, doff my cap and declare you a fucking hero.
:olo:

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:55 am
by Wabbit
I'd have no problem voting for a Brit if he/she could do the job. I like Brits. Speaking of which, what do you think of the job Gordon Brown is doing? You like him better than Blair?

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:03 am
by Dark Metal
lol, yes everyone in England loves Gordon Brown.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:15 am
by Wabbit
Actually, I didn't think he was very popular. I've just never seen any brits comment on him. I didn't mean to imply I thought he was doing a great job.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:36 am
by losCHUNK
gordon who ? no gordons round here im afraid

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:38 am
by Dark Metal
But how do you really feel?

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:41 am
by losCHUNK
you didnt mention the NHS, war in iraq, the level of education, benefit schemes, taxes etc etc etc

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:14 am
by creep
Sounds just like the US except for the 'green' and recycling. We don't believe in climate change.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:46 pm
by seremtan
Memphis wrote:Yup. It's true as tits are great. Every day I use the can in work it's absolutely certain that some filthy gibbon will exit a stall, then the room, immediately after taking a dump (or in some cases, apparently practicing their impression of a tone deaf bison with grunting tourettes and a trombone) without going anywhere near a sink. Whoever put those plastic strips across the base of the doors enabling a kick to open, as opposed to grab crap-caked doorhandle, I raise a glass, doff my cap and declare you a fucking hero.
best of thread :olo: :up:

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:50 pm
by seremtan
ok, it was the best of thread until i read this:
Memphis wrote:Our current government is an arrogant clusterfuck of greed fuelled power abuse, financially raping it's citizen's for all they're worth whilst reaping the rewards and squandering the rest on unnecessary bollocks like abysmal olympic logos. Meanwhile, pensioners are freezing to death, kids and emotionally crippled idiots are stabbing each other in the streets and dear god, mothers are even shopping at Iceland. The sack-chinned buffoon and his party of hypocritical self styled lifestyle dictators forever overpopulating towns and cities with a constant supply of thousands upon thousands of unskilled immigrants into a country in the throes of a full blown social and economic breakdown. Drilling into them that salt will kill us and smoking kills everyone around us, on top of having to 'be green' or be fined whilst releasing convicted criminals back onto the streets because jails are too full of people caught with a plastic bottle in their trash by festering councils groping through their 2 weeks worth pile of rubbish for something to fine them for before fining them again for leaving rubbish out for the ever increasing population of rats to consume because the lazy cunts can't be arsed to collect it more than twice a month, depsite still being paid to do so. Brown couldn't lead a lemming off a fucking cliff. We didn't elect him. We wouldn't have elected him. GTFO already.
:olo:

oh yeah, and that badger-headed buffoon alastair darling said that not only would we be living in dire economic circumstances for a few years, but when it was over we'd see tax increases to pay for all the bailouts. in plain english: "go fuck yourself, britain"

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:19 pm
by mancubus
seremtan wrote:and right now we're thinking you should elect obama next tuesday instead of pulling your usual stunt of voting for a gigantic tool
Amen to that.