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Bacon wrote:get a snake... and no not the animal

That would have been my second suggestion if he told me the plunger didn't work, but if he doesn't even have a plunger, what are the odds he has a snake?

I posted about this very thing in NS's thread a few weeks ago....read about it here:

http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... =1&t=35960

my post is about halfway down.

Did the shit at least exit the bowl or is it still swimming in there staring at you?

If it is gone, switch off the water to the toilet tank and empty about half of the water into your sink using a cup or bowl you'll eat out of later on. Then flush whilst plunging with one of those old-fashioned plungers (the ones in the Bugs Bunny cartoons). Switch the water back on to fill the tank halfway and do it over and over until the beast leaves the pipes.

tip some Mr Muscle down there!

Lol that must have been an epic shit.

i believe the technical term is brown trout

Boil a kettle full of water a few times and chuck it down there.

Also, neat bleach.

Then leave it for 30 mins.

boiling hot poo, that smell will probably clog his ventilation system as well.

phantasmagoria wrote:...and it's still blocked over 12 hours later. What's the best method of shifting it?

I've tried ramming the bowl with the toilet brush, repeated flushing and my housemate even stuck a hose down it and blew, attempting to dislodge, or at least blow a hole in the blockage, all to no avail.

lol, had that last year. You need to get a metal snake to dislodge the poo. Nasty shit.

ummmm...

Pics or it didn't happen.

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maybe a wire coat hanger with the tip folded over ( to not scratch the bowl ey ) can punch threw the poo and dislodge it

poo punching!

TRY NEW CILLIT BANG!!!!!!!!

plained wrote:maybe a wire coat hanger with the tip folded over ( to not scratch the bowl ey )

We're worried about scratching the bowl? He's got the Andromeda Strain in his terlet! (geez us, I TRY to not click on these shit threads. Phuq'n rebel mouse anyway!!!)

edit: It's all in good fun.

yea imo when a high-bacteria area that stays wet alot gets scratched, goo and stuff has a place to dig in and multiply more/faster/tougher

a very smooth surface stays clean much much longer and is much much easier and faster to clean.

plus as a rule when i'm "fixing" something i dont like to damage anything else in any way

\o/ woo shifted it. Plunging did nothing, all it did was make the water all brown and subsiquently make the whole house smell of well matured shit.

I got some industrial fibreglass laminating gloves from work and put my arm in a bin bag and reinacted the scene from trainspotting, getting my arm right into the U bend and breaking the badboy apart with my fingers.

Yuckies .

TO: Memphis and Phantasmagoria.

You guys are SAVAGES! You RULE! Survivorman's a sissy comared to you two.

Memphis wrote:

plained wrote: plus as a rule when i'm "fixing" something i dont like to damage anything else in any way

My lounge door handle broke once, effectively trapping me in my own living room (3rd floor yo, no back door like). Being mashed didn't help as I ended up carving my way out, through the doorframe to release the catch, with a butter knife. There was no other way

fucking hell i lolled

Memphis wrote:

plained wrote: plus as a rule when i'm "fixing" something i dont like to damage anything else in any way

My lounge door handle broke once, effectively trapping me in my own living room (3rd floor yo, no back door like). Being mashed didn't help as I ended up carving my way out, through the doorframe to release the catch, with a butter knife. There was no other way

Knob sack over here drove over at 11pm to have a water bottle flung at him containing a key so i could open said door.

It was bolted closed.

PS. PM me for pics of a capital J-shaped brown express that gave me 60 minutes of bathroom hell. Complete with red and yellow chunks, it looked like a brand new breed of vegetable.

Jesus. No.

And I hope you don't end up puking like I did during your cleanup.