Goof thread

Post by **Foo** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:24 pm

What about if afterwards you looked down and it turned out you had a vaj instead of a pensi.

How would u feel.

Post by **Foo** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:25 pm

SplishSplash wrote:If I was blindfolded and getting a blowjob I would presume it's a guy. I don't see why a girl would blindfold me to give me a blowjob.

Kracus you're gay.

I thought you were german?

Surely you'd suspect something was wrong when noone was pissing on you.

Post by **Shmee** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:04 pm

Geebs wrote:Quote from Mr. Lemmy Kilminster on having sex with a transexual in a phonebooth: "I figure that if he was man enough to have his dick cut off, I was man enough to fuck him".

:icon19:

Answering the question though - I've had both sexes blow me - it's been my experience that men are better at it. The bigger question is why would you be in a situation where you were blindfolded and have to guess the sex of the person blowing you? Do what you want to do and be done with it. I hope you're able to discover whether or not the thought of something that isn't likely to happen bothers you...

Post by **Foo** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:11 pm

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BACK ON Q3W, YOU DRUNKARD FUCK?

Holy fuck, it's good to see you.

Post by **Shmee** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:16 pm

Careful - you'll give me a big head. I thought I was a non-entity around here :icon32:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:18 pm

Answering the question though - I've had both sexes blow me - it's been my experience that men are better at it. The bigger question is why would you be in a situation where you were blindfolded and have to guess the sex of the person blowing you? Do what you want to do and be done with it. I hope you're able to discover whether or not the thought of something that isn't likely to happen bothers you...

I don't. I'd seriously fuck someone up if they pulled a trick like that.

Post by **bork[e]** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:19 pm

Shmee wrote:I've had both sexes blow me - it's been my experience that men are better at it.

fuck off fag0t

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:19 pm

aren't you supposed to be fucking off right now?

Post by **Foo** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:21 pm

bork[e] wrote:
Shmee wrote:I've had both sexes blow me - it's been my experience that men are better at it.
fuck off fag0t

That would carry some serious weight were it not that Schmee is a well advertised and, yes, somewhat worn, bisexual.

Post by **Shmee** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:21 pm

bork[e] wrote:
Shmee wrote:I've had both sexes blow me - it's been my experience that men are better at it.
fuck off fag0t

Post by **^misantropia^** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:54 pm

MKJ wrote:its only gay when you kiss

So butt-fucking is okay? Good to know.

Post by **bork[e]** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:56 pm

hmm, what's the word Shmee. Ever let some guy stick his dew in your anus?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:56 pm

Shmee wrote:
bork[e] wrote:
Shmee wrote:I've had both sexes blow me - it's been my experience that men are better at it.
fuck off fag0t

So how old are you again?

Post by **^misantropia^** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:57 pm

Foo wrote:
bork[e] wrote:
Shmee wrote:I've had both sexes blow me - it's been my experience that men are better at it.
fuck off fag0t
That would carry some serious weight were it not that Schmee is a well advertised and, yes, somewhat worn, bisexual.

At least the man's honest about it. I wouldn't be surprised if bork[e] has been on the receiving[1] end of some male-to-male fellatio but doesn't have the guts to come out.

[1] Giving?

Post by **bork[e]** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:00 pm

^misantropia^ wrote:
Foo wrote:
bork[e] wrote: fuck off fag0t
That would carry some serious weight were it not that Schmee is a well advertised and, yes, somewhat worn, bisexual.
At least the man's honest about it. I wouldn't be surprised if bork[e] has been on the receiving[1] end of some male-to-male fellatio but doesn't have the guts to come out.

[1] Giving?

Actually I give out on a day to day basis...I never stop with something so small and inocent.