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Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:45 pm
by menkent
oh, it gets better than that:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/
starring the younger brother from Titus (does anyone else even remember that show? it was pretty funny.)
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:04 pm
by feedback
seremtan wrote:"tonight we dress our wounds, and bury our dead. tomorrow we gouge evil from its shell"
AND THE DAY AFTER THAT WE DINE... IN HEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
WE SHALL GOUGE EVIL FROM ITS SHELL AND DIP IT'S SUCCULENTNESS IN LEMON BUTTER
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:30 pm
by Turbine
Jason Statham, boo yeah this move will be acceptably good.
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:32 pm
by Nightshade
The post above mine was made by a fucking retard.
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:39 pm
by 4days
looks shit, statham or not.
OT, but in other movie news - just read that apparently there's going to be a remake of 'the warriors':
A modern-day remake of the film is set to be directed by Tony Scott, with a tentative release date of 2008. The remake will include real gang members and try to create a modern version of the story, set in Los Angeles. [4]
why, for fucks sake. why
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:48 pm
by seremtan
please god don't let uwe boll make the half-life movie
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:52 pm
by menkent
who would want to watch a movie that's just 2 hours of someone hiding behind a box anyway?
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:56 pm
by Survivor
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473075/
But as far as i've heard they fucked up the story beyond recognition
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:05 am
by vesp
'unleashing a sandstorm'
oh no... not a sandstorm! :/
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:20 am
by Fender
Survivor wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473075/
But as far as i've heard they fucked up the story beyond recognition
That and Jerry Bruckheimer is only marginally better at making movies than Bol.
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:53 am
by Captain
lol, that title screen with the empty faces says it all: shitty actors in unbelievable roles
Jesus Henry Christ what a fucking LoTR rip.
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:58 pm
by Grudge
Ryoki wrote:Dungeon Siege? How the hell do you base a movie on dungeon siege? That game had the most uninteresting, uttely generic storyline i've ever come across in an rpg...
exactly
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:07 pm
by Foo
4days wrote:looks shit, statham or not.
OT, but in other movie news - just read that apparently there's going to be a remake of 'the warriors':
A modern-day remake of the film is set to be directed by Tony Scott, with a tentative release date of 2008. The remake will include real gang members and try to create a modern version of the story, set in Los Angeles. [4]
why, for fucks sake. why
hah, awesome.
And as for why... they already did assault on precinct 13 about 2 years back now..... twas only a matter of time
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:29 pm
by Dr_Watson
menkent wrote:oh, it gets better than that:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/
starring the younger brother from Titus (does anyone else even remember that show? it was pretty funny.)
why do people keep giving that retard money to make terrible movies?
oh, and shame on dave foley and turkish for getting mixed up in one.
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:09 pm
by Scourge
Re: In the Name of the Kingdom
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:12 pm
by iambowelfish
Dr_Watson wrote:
why do people keep giving that retard money to make terrible movies?
Good question. According to wikipedia, it's the German government.
"Maybe you know it but it's not so easy to finance movies in total. And the reason I am able to do these kind of movies is I have a tax shelter fund in Germany, and if you invest in a movie in Germany you get basically fifty percent back from the Government."
Thanks, Germany!
