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Dark Metal wrote:They take it all off in Canada.

Which, they do in the US, too, of course.

I went to a strip club on my 18th birthday. The girls sat me on a chair under the pole on stage and I got about 6 rough lap dances from all of them for free. There were two floors, with the stages above one another and the pole went all the way from the top of the second floor to the bottom of the first. So I had girls sliding down from a story above and landing their thighs on my shoulders with their crotch in my face.
They then proceeded to beat me silly with their tits. Then they gave me a polaroid of it.

If anything ever drives me to BDSM, it'll be that.

The girls were really nice, too. They cracked jokes and asked me about myself while the titty-slapped the shit out of me. Marvelous.

Also, been meaning to do some indoor karting for a while. There's one nearby, but I haven't gotten the chance to go yet. It looks like a blast.

werldhed wrote:

Dark Metal wrote:They take it all off in Canada.

Which, they do in the US, too, of course.

Not every State you asshat.

like ny...
you only get toonie slides on your side of the river.

Dark Metal wrote:

werldhed wrote:
Which, they do in the US, too, of course.

Not every State you asshat.

It's still in the US, though, isn't it?

The Majority don't. Christ some States have distance rules, even Vegas the raunchy entertainment capital of North America, they can't get naked if they serve booze (except the Pal). If you're in to going to the Ballet, Canada is the place to go.

yea the strippers here have thier cunts flappin all over the place!

lots of really nice looking ladies!

at least they did back in the 80's and early 90's when i seen them!

strippers instictually doent care for me as i'm useless to them!

plained wrote:
strippers instictually doent care for me as i'm useless to them!

I believe this applies as much to the General Population as it does to Strippers.

I didn't realize that was the case in most states. They are clearly the loser states. I've only been to clubs here, and there was plenty of vag at the one I was at.

Dark Metal wrote:

plained wrote:
strippers instictually doent care for me as i'm useless to them!

I believe this applies as much to the General Population as it does to Strippers.

You need to post this once more.

And you need to go eat a bag of fuck.

rofl@dm!

Dark Metal wrote:And need to go eat a bag of fuck.

Heh, you finally saw the error of your ways.

Seems I can't type and talk on the phone at the same time. I fixed it, and you got the point. Now how bout you go dig through your couch for change.

Dark Metal wrote:Seems I can't type and talk on the phone at the same time.

Lol noob.

DRuM wrote:

Massive Quasars wrote:How much did she set you back?

Huh?

Right.

MKJ wrote:fucking hell, tranny alert

haha so iwasn't the only one who got that impression

Never been. Never care to. Something about paying women to give me blue balls while I drink their overpriced beer isn't appealing.

HQ strippers I can get from the 'net for free.

I was never fond of any of the strip joints in sheffield when I got hauled in on awkward work nights out.

i dont know if its still the same today

but back in my bar days, here strippers were at every bar all the time , like even dance type clubs on week nights!

and of corce its a lunchtime pasttime here sinse forever

Foo wrote:strip joints in sheffield

sorry, but that sounds horrible

*breathy yorkshire accent* ooooh ey up luv, want me to give you a bit of the old northern peepshow? ooooh jay tayme!

MKJ wrote:fucking hell, tranny alert

Scrawny guy + musclebound girl =

In West Palm Beach the clubs are full nude and serve alcohol.

Though I'm not big on strip clubs (last time I went was 4 years ago for a friend's bachlor party), I've heard from a few people that the strippers here will perform many acts for the right $$$.

yes, but what would jesus do?

Foo wrote:*breathy yorkshire accent* ooooh ey up luv, want me to give you a bit of the old northern peepshow? ooooh jay tayme!

went on a stag night in newcastle ages ago that ended in a strip club. can't say the accent or the near undead pallor did it for me.