I'm asking dating advice on an internet forum

Post by **Pauly** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:10 am

Jesus fucking christ, asking the losers on here for dating advice is like asking Michael Jackson for advice on childcare.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:27 am

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:31 am

ToxicBug wrote:

which toxicbug are you, the normal one or the girl stalking sick fuck?

Post by **Who** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:34 am

Pauly wrote:Jesus fucking christ, asking the losers on here for dating advice is like asking Michael Jackson for advice on childcare.

:lol:

Post by **saturn** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:57 pm

gawd, you're a sad fuck Toxicfag. Why don't you punch her in the cunt and run away, hoping she will notice you in the class. HIHIHIHI.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:01 pm

best thing you can do is start chatting shit to her in te canteen and/or class

when/if she starts taking interest ask her if she wants to go for a drive, if she says yes grab her number and bobs your uncle

whats the worst that can happen ?

she says no, which means your back where you began

Post by **Ryoki** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:02 pm

I think the worst would be someone linking her to this thread.

Post by **Grudge** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:04 pm

omg, feels just like I'm back in 5th grade

Post by **saturn** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:04 pm

Ryoki wrote:I think the worst would be someone linking her to this thread.

that's a great idea, do some reverse stalking and post her MSN ryoki

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:11 pm

Ryoki wrote:I think the worst would be someone linking her to this thread.

lol, reminds me of the dr pepper advert now

Post by ***OptimusPrime*** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:07 pm

lol what an idiot..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:33 am

Tell her you think of her while masturbating.

I've actualy seen that work once...

Post by **R00k** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:45 am

Not all girls live in strip clubs Kracus.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:48 am

Kracus wrote:Tell her you think of her while masturbating.

I've actualy seen that work once...

dont lie you were kicked in the nuts

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:43 am

Holy shit wtf I've just found out that she's 21 O_O

She looks 17 honestly!

Post by **Wizard .3** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:01 am

ToxicBug wrote:Holy shit wtf I've just found out that she's 21 O_O

She looks 17 honestly!

You just google her?

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:10 am

Wizard .3 wrote:
ToxicBug wrote:Holy shit wtf I've just found out that she's 21 O_O

She looks 17 honestly!
You just google her?

:icon27: There is a thread here you didn't read. It goes page 1, 2 etc...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:11 am

No I chatted with her. Fuckin weird.

Post by **Grandpa Stu** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:58 am

oh dear.

Post by **SoM** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:38 am

:icon19:

Post by **R00k** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:23 am

Now I bet you're really glad you didn't go through with all the stalking stuff. :lol:

Post by **busetibi** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:25 am

I really hope this doesnt turn into another horka thane girlfriend thread.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:21 am

busetibi wrote:I really hope this doesnt turn into another horka thane girlfriend thread.

why not, that'd be more entertaining.

Post by **mjrpes** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:49 am

ToxicBug wrote:Holy shit wtf I've just found out that she's 21 O_O

She looks 17 honestly!

she's 21 and in high school... wtf? mebbe she went on sabbatical?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:49 am

mjrpes wrote:
ToxicBug wrote:Holy shit wtf I've just found out that she's 21 O_O

She looks 17 honestly!
she's 21 and in high school... wtf? mebbe she went on sabbatical?

Who ever said I was in highschool?