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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:43 pm
by losCHUNK
WELL FUCK ME WITH AN ORE, I JUST SEEN 2 FLYING PIGS
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:43 pm
by AmIdYfReAk
werldhed wrote:rep wrote:Two similarities that one cannot overlook.
Terri Schiavo was prayed for by millions, in hope that she would live and she died.
John Paul II is being prayed for by millions with the hope that he'll live, but he'll die.
Bottom line: If you're sick, don't as people to pray for you. Theoretically, if the Christian religion is real, then praying might not always reach God. You may intend to speak to God, but in fact you could be in direct communication with Satan, if you're not doing it right. Don't give me that protestant nonsense, "The baby Jesus will communicate your prayer to God nomatter what!" BS. In Christian history, Satan has proven himself to be just as powerful as God in earthly matters.
Never mind that studies have shown praying can actually help sick patients.
yea, i could see that.. Anything bringing up the mental usige and getting "hope" would inspire the body to heal...
But the thing that im thinking is that simply, i dont think something that might change some little complecations would come close to helping the pope... his list of complecations are on go'ing.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:43 pm
by Guest
Placebo is all that is.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:44 pm
by Dr_Watson
Pauly wrote:losCHUNK wrote:rep, make us a praying FAQ, i really dont wanna be chatting shit to satan
Yeah well I got Satan here, and he says he don't want to talk to you either. Hurt his feelings now you have ffs.
thanks for the update yoda.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:52 pm
by SplishSplash
Suave wrote:Trust me, he is dead.
You're so owned. He's
still alive.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:53 pm
by Guest
Damnit just die already!!!! I have 358 posts counting on it! :icon19:
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:54 pm
by Guest
Anyone wanna take the bet? I'll bet 500 posts he dies by midnight.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:55 pm
by The HavoX
Kracus wrote:Anyone wanna take the bet? I'll bet 500 posts he dies by midnight.
can I have them?
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:57 pm
by Guest
You can only bet 451 but I'll bet your whole postcount that he dies by tonight midnight. If you win I'll double your postcount, if you lose I get all your posts. Of course this is only if some kind mod actualy decides to do it for us.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:05 pm
by Fender
Kracus wrote:Placebo is all that is.
Actually, the study I read about was "blind." The patients had no idea than anyone was praying for them. I don't believe in that sort of thing, but the study kinda creeped me out.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:10 pm
by Suave
SplishSplash wrote:Suave wrote:Trust me, he is dead.
You're so owned. He's
still alive.
Let it go mate, he's gone. :icon21:
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:11 pm
by R00k
Fender wrote:Kracus wrote:Placebo is all that is.
Actually, the study I read about was "blind." The patients had no idea than anyone was praying for them. I don't believe in that sort of thing, but the study kinda creeped me out.
Yea I remember reading about that too. It made me look at praying in a whole different way, tbh.
I'm not religious and I don't pray, but in the past I have prayed for other people, either if they or their family asked me to, or if I felt such a strong desire for someone else that it overpowered my cynicism about religion enough to make it seem silly.
After reading about that study, I honestly felt a little vindicated.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:15 pm
by Fender
Fender wrote:Kracus wrote:Placebo is all that is.
Actually, the study I read about was "blind." The patients had no idea than anyone was praying for them. I don't believe in that sort of thing, but the study kinda creeped me out.
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.12/prayer.html
Same article all one page w/ simpler formatting:
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.12/prayer_pr.html
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:22 pm
by The HavoX
Suave wrote:Let it go mate, he's gone. :icon21:
you can't proof it either way or the other
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:25 pm
by losCHUNK
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW, HUH, ARE YOU SAT INFRONT OF HIM NOW
FOR ALL YOU KNOW HE COULD BE HAVING A PRIVATE CONVO WITH GOD
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:32 pm
by Massive Quasars
I haven't read much of that yet, the sample size should be larger imo. Regardless the results are interesting.
There was another (small) study that showed the dilution process of homeopathy actually works as if the medicine were there. This was dilution to the point where there may be nothing remaining except water.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:45 pm
by BEVIS
He will die today or tomorrow. He what like 135 years old? Any time someone that old even sneezes they get sick and almost die. My guess... tonight around 9pm est.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:48 pm
by Guest
83... I think
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:33 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
the pope is a tough bastard he took more bullets than 50 cent. he suffered heart failure, but he's still alive.
don't fuck with the man
p.s. have you seen his ring? people kiss it
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:34 pm
by blowfury
I wonder if he masturbates?
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:38 pm
by Canis
God is beckoning to his dieing child...with a urinary infection and a high fever, shakes, slured speech, and general decrepit disposition.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:39 pm
by Canis
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:the pope is a tough bastard he took more bullets than 50 cent. he suffered heart failure, but he's still alive.
don't fuck with the man
p.s. have you seen his ring? people kiss it
They should change his name to Pope "Don" Paul II...
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:43 pm
by SplishSplash
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:the pope is a tough bastard he took more bullets than 50 cent.
Are you sure? 50 took 9, JP2 only took 1 or 2 I think.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:50 pm
by Pauly
I reckon he is dead but they don't want to announce it on April Fool's day :lol:
The Pope dieing on April Fools, LOL
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:54 pm
by SplishSplash
Pauly wrote:I reckon he is dead but they don't want to announce it on April Fool's day :lol:
The Pope dieing on April Fools, LOL
That's what I'm thinking.
Also, check this out:
Wikipedia wrote:According to a New York Post article of February 19, 2002, John Paul II personally performed three exorcisms during his tenure as pope. The first exorcism was performed on a woman in 1982 who writhed on the ground. His second was in September 2000 when he performed the rite on a nineteen-year-old woman who had become enraged in St. Peter's Square. A year later, in September 2001, he performed an exorcism on a twenty-year-old woman.
WTF? Cool party gimmick though, exorcisms.