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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:07 am
by glossy
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:09 am
by Captain
Law wrote:The put the flag down and your pecker away virgin.

Law wrote:Sounds perfect
Why didn't I think of that?
Brilliant, well done
The girls want to know if you're free for lunch tomorrow
What was the water like?
I loved it when you came on my tits
Don't make me wait
She never stops talking about you
Yeah I had a great night
Can we meet for coffee?
Because we all know you're the legendary shagmaster around here
PS. Don't scratch your little head for too long, that was sarcasm

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:11 am
by LawL
And we all know you're the virgin baldy who works at blockbuster and wanks off to pics of camels in bikinis.

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:13 am
by Captain
Absolutely terrible :icon13:
You have no hair except for a greased up kebabbo mop, no job, no education, and no sex drive except the occasional Friday night peachfuzz

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:14 am
by LawL
True, God knows how you put up with such a life.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:16 am
by Captain
If God exists, he either squeezed you out after a night of binge-drinking or you were born into the "failed" bin

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:17 am
by Captain
C'mon, grab the last word you F5-wanking shitstick

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:17 am
by LawL
Keep begging for my attention.

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:21 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
fuck me tyler?
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:22 am
by Canidae
Captstain Stupping of the LoveBoat
...and tha drummer played on
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:07 am
by MKJ
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:fuck me tyler?
that was Evo, right