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Bdw3 wrote:http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... e213adbfe0

Actually:

http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... mate+shave

Pretty soon you'll be grinding a brick of blades across your face.

Bdw3 wrote:in other news:

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

lol, i went to amazon for more info on that shaver and noticed a quite revealing product under 'customers who bought this... '

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/ ... orelco5-20

Ryoki wrote:

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:this girl i dated almost two years ago had this done before i even met her. awesome. too bad she was a straight up cunt.

Man, when you read something like this and go 'oh hey' you know it's time to get laid.

what.

The guy who wrote that story was bullshitting, either that or there's something wrong with his asshole. SHAVING MY ASSHOLE WAS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE.

ctrlnuke wrote:I gave up on blades, I like those self cleaning electrics. Means I have to shave twice a day instead of once, but worth it imo.

I've tried electric but it just doesn't do it for me, too hard to handle and doesn't give a close enough cut. I guess sometimes when you want a mm of stubble you can use an electric, if that's all you can afford, but maybe that's just me.

I've got an electric shaver that sits in my dresser because of that. I do use the trimmer on it once in a while though.

Dr_Watson wrote:

EXACTLY!!!!!

ctrlnuke wrote:

Bdw3 wrote:It's 2006, where are the laser trimmers?

They have 'em. I don't know about other cities around the US, but being in the shallow sex driven capital of the US, lots of girls have the laser hair removal done. It's a lot of money, but they never have to shave their legs or for the real sluts, pussy again.

Laser treatment on bikini line is used by 'real sluts' only?

Law wrote:Laser treatment on bikini line is used by 'real sluts' only?

The guy's pretty clearly some over conservative asshole

How does shaving your bush make you a slut? Last I checked, "shaving" doesn't also involve penises going into orifices, so I'm a little confused.

lol, I was speaking from the girls I know who have had it done. most just want there legs. The girls that end up getting everything also happened to have a reputation for sleeping around. No biggy.
I obviously don't know everyone who has the treatment done.

feedback wrote:How does shaving your bush make you a slut? Last I checked, "shaving" doesn't also involve penises going into orifices, so I'm a little confused.

It the same reason a myriad of behaviors will make you "gay" when folks dont approve.

feedback wrote:

ctrlnuke wrote:I gave up on blades, I like those self cleaning electrics. Means I have to shave twice a day instead of once, but worth it imo.

I've tried electric but it just doesn't do it for me, too hard to handle and doesn't give a close enough cut. I guess sometimes when you want a mm of stubble you can use an electric, if that's all you can afford, but maybe that's just me.

It's not bad, nice electrics still won't cut as close (you can barely feel any and can't see any at all for about 12 hours). So I just got in the habit of shaving at 10 am before class and at 10 pm if I'm going to go out at night. I like not having to worry about shaving cream and after shave. Just pop it out of the cleaner, run it across my face, then put it back in the cleaner. Where it cleans, in the cleaner, you know.

Yeah but I don't mind being gay. Nothing feels better than smooth hairless balls caressing your face :icon14:

ctrlnuke wrote:

feedback wrote:

ctrlnuke wrote:I gave up on blades, I like those self cleaning electrics. Means I have to shave twice a day instead of once, but worth it imo.

I've tried electric but it just doesn't do it for me, too hard to handle and doesn't give a close enough cut. I guess sometimes when you want a mm of stubble you can use an electric, if that's all you can afford, but maybe that's just me.

It's not bad, nice electrics still won't cut as close (you can barely feel any and can't see any at all for about 12 hours). So I just got in the habit of shaving at 10 am before class and at 10 pm if I'm going to go out at night. I like not having to worry about shaving cream and after shave. Just pop it out of the cleaner, run it across my face, then put it back in the cleaner. Where it cleans, in the cleaner, you know.

Yeah, I reckon if I bought an electric that's the kind I'd buy. I never use shaving cream anyway though, that shit just dries out your skin and is needlessly messy. I just take a shower, wash my face with hot water, shave, and finish off with moisturizer. No cuts, razor burn, skin like soft silky shaven scrotum :icon14: :icon14:

So you prefer hairless balls caressing your face?
I never would have guessed that coming from someone whos future career includes daily intake of protein shakes

lol I'm not a personal trainer, I can't stand that shit. Good line though still.

hi protien shakes come from the end of a cock.

brisk wrote:Like that Onion article once said... if in doubt, MORE BLADES.

That's the first thing I thought about